SwearyMess
@swearymess.bsky.social
Still ashamed of our Government and terrified by climate change. #ACAB. Union Member, Feminist She/her #BwiththeT 🏳️⚧️🌱 Suffolk, Rainy Fascist Island.
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A High Court judge has forced a six-year-old girl to keep the surname of the man who raped her mother. We think this is an outrage and are putting together a legal team so D's mother can take her case to the European Court of Human Rights.
But we need your help. goodlawproject.org/crowdfunder/...
But we need your help. goodlawproject.org/crowdfunder/...
The law has failed a woman and her child – fight back
No survivor should face harm from the very system that is meant to protect them. No child should have to carry an abuser’s name. It’s time to change the system.
goodlawproject.org
November 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
A High Court judge has forced a six-year-old girl to keep the surname of the man who raped her mother. We think this is an outrage and are putting together a legal team so D's mother can take her case to the European Court of Human Rights.
But we need your help. goodlawproject.org/crowdfunder/...
But we need your help. goodlawproject.org/crowdfunder/...
@profanity.accountant my name kind of depends on it…
November 29, 2025 at 3:21 PM
@profanity.accountant my name kind of depends on it…
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The fire in Hong Kong is horrible and devastating. One thing I observe, in comparison to the Grenfell fire here, is that within three days, authorities have arrested 11 people, directors and top brass. I don't believe anyone, much less top brass, from Grenfell have faced charges, eight years later.
November 29, 2025 at 1:59 PM
The fire in Hong Kong is horrible and devastating. One thing I observe, in comparison to the Grenfell fire here, is that within three days, authorities have arrested 11 people, directors and top brass. I don't believe anyone, much less top brass, from Grenfell have faced charges, eight years later.
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This is not challenging my theory that everything within 500m of the east coast is deeply fucking weird.
November 28, 2025 at 3:34 PM
This is not challenging my theory that everything within 500m of the east coast is deeply fucking weird.
Watched Reality Bites with the 17yo last night. He loved it.
But I did have to warn him about the sequel:
The one where she marries Troy… then gestured to the two of us sitting on the sofa 15 years after the divorce.
But I did have to warn him about the sequel:
The one where she marries Troy… then gestured to the two of us sitting on the sofa 15 years after the divorce.
November 29, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Watched Reality Bites with the 17yo last night. He loved it.
But I did have to warn him about the sequel:
The one where she marries Troy… then gestured to the two of us sitting on the sofa 15 years after the divorce.
But I did have to warn him about the sequel:
The one where she marries Troy… then gestured to the two of us sitting on the sofa 15 years after the divorce.
The sads are REAL today.
November 29, 2025 at 1:22 PM
The sads are REAL today.
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No matter what’s thrown our way.
November 29, 2025 at 2:36 AM
No matter what’s thrown our way.
I’d be the one that dies!
(No one dies)
Then what’s the point?!
❤️
(No one dies)
Then what’s the point?!
❤️
I was sick in my mouth because of the fear of the scent of an ex-girlfriend
And no more conversations about what Breakfast Club character you'd be
And no more conversations about what Breakfast Club character you'd be
November 28, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I’d be the one that dies!
(No one dies)
Then what’s the point?!
❤️
(No one dies)
Then what’s the point?!
❤️
Do you feel ashamed
When you hear my name?
Love an emo lyric. Thanks Phoebe.
And I hope he does.
When you hear my name?
Love an emo lyric. Thanks Phoebe.
And I hope he does.
November 28, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Do you feel ashamed
When you hear my name?
Love an emo lyric. Thanks Phoebe.
And I hope he does.
When you hear my name?
Love an emo lyric. Thanks Phoebe.
And I hope he does.
There aren't enough "GET FUCKED"s for this:
"Nick Miller and his wife, Carolyn, have subsequently reduced the price several times to the current £2m asking price"
"a retired corporate financier"
"will also have to pay more tax in future on the income they receive from renting out a nearby home"
"Nick Miller and his wife, Carolyn, have subsequently reduced the price several times to the current £2m asking price"
"a retired corporate financier"
"will also have to pay more tax in future on the income they receive from renting out a nearby home"
Fuck you and pay your taxes
‘I don’t live in a mansion. It’s a 1930s house’: Richmond residents react to council tax rise
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 PM
There aren't enough "GET FUCKED"s for this:
"Nick Miller and his wife, Carolyn, have subsequently reduced the price several times to the current £2m asking price"
"a retired corporate financier"
"will also have to pay more tax in future on the income they receive from renting out a nearby home"
"Nick Miller and his wife, Carolyn, have subsequently reduced the price several times to the current £2m asking price"
"a retired corporate financier"
"will also have to pay more tax in future on the income they receive from renting out a nearby home"
Why must I go to the work Christmas meal? Whhhyyy? I’ve tried to avoid i but they keep finding solutions to all my excuses.
(It should be noted that I am a teetotal, atheist, vegan who hates the over consumption and capitalism of Christmas. I’m not the best guest. Why would you want me there‽)
(It should be noted that I am a teetotal, atheist, vegan who hates the over consumption and capitalism of Christmas. I’m not the best guest. Why would you want me there‽)
November 27, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Why must I go to the work Christmas meal? Whhhyyy? I’ve tried to avoid i but they keep finding solutions to all my excuses.
(It should be noted that I am a teetotal, atheist, vegan who hates the over consumption and capitalism of Christmas. I’m not the best guest. Why would you want me there‽)
(It should be noted that I am a teetotal, atheist, vegan who hates the over consumption and capitalism of Christmas. I’m not the best guest. Why would you want me there‽)
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This is the big one for me. If you absolutely cannot afford the book, GO TO THE LIBRARY. You still get it for free, but in a way that still *matters* to publishers. The libraries are one of the few socialist projects we still have. USE THEM.
And the thing is, man, libraries exist.
November 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
This is the big one for me. If you absolutely cannot afford the book, GO TO THE LIBRARY. You still get it for free, but in a way that still *matters* to publishers. The libraries are one of the few socialist projects we still have. USE THEM.
Everyone wanging on in the last year about two tier policing needs a smack in the face with a tractor.
What were the JSO jail sentences again?
Send people to prison while the world burns and do nothing about the tax dodging fuckers.
That's before I even start on the PA protestors.
I hate it here.
What were the JSO jail sentences again?
Send people to prison while the world burns and do nothing about the tax dodging fuckers.
That's before I even start on the PA protestors.
I hate it here.
If only these were little old ladies who were peacefully sitting down and holding signs, the police could do something about it.
Its loud :(
November 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Everyone wanging on in the last year about two tier policing needs a smack in the face with a tractor.
What were the JSO jail sentences again?
Send people to prison while the world burns and do nothing about the tax dodging fuckers.
That's before I even start on the PA protestors.
I hate it here.
What were the JSO jail sentences again?
Send people to prison while the world burns and do nothing about the tax dodging fuckers.
That's before I even start on the PA protestors.
I hate it here.
Not just black. But also kinda tan, right?
Fuck these fascists.
Fuck these fascists.
November 26, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Not just black. But also kinda tan, right?
Fuck these fascists.
Fuck these fascists.
Fuck the farmers in London today. Fucking leeches. PAY YOUR TAX. You're not special.
No farmers no food*? Same goes for delivery drivers, warehouse workers, shelf stackers. STFU.
*also this is some anti-net zero bullshit hidden in a snappy phrase by James Melville.
#NoClimateNoCrops
No farmers no food*? Same goes for delivery drivers, warehouse workers, shelf stackers. STFU.
*also this is some anti-net zero bullshit hidden in a snappy phrase by James Melville.
#NoClimateNoCrops
November 26, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Fuck the farmers in London today. Fucking leeches. PAY YOUR TAX. You're not special.
No farmers no food*? Same goes for delivery drivers, warehouse workers, shelf stackers. STFU.
*also this is some anti-net zero bullshit hidden in a snappy phrase by James Melville.
#NoClimateNoCrops
No farmers no food*? Same goes for delivery drivers, warehouse workers, shelf stackers. STFU.
*also this is some anti-net zero bullshit hidden in a snappy phrase by James Melville.
#NoClimateNoCrops
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look, polyamory is extremely not for me but I have a ton of friends who it works great for, so obviously I disagree with him here
but I always find it very funny when you get a bunch of outraged posts about the Pope being Catholic
even if he’s pretty cool for a Pope he is, you know, the Pope
but I always find it very funny when you get a bunch of outraged posts about the Pope being Catholic
even if he’s pretty cool for a Pope he is, you know, the Pope
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
Pope Leo and the Vatican reject polygamy in sweeping doctrinal praise of monogamy
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
www.sltrib.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:05 AM
look, polyamory is extremely not for me but I have a ton of friends who it works great for, so obviously I disagree with him here
but I always find it very funny when you get a bunch of outraged posts about the Pope being Catholic
even if he’s pretty cool for a Pope he is, you know, the Pope
but I always find it very funny when you get a bunch of outraged posts about the Pope being Catholic
even if he’s pretty cool for a Pope he is, you know, the Pope
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i think about this every single time that i flag a cop on waze. funniest brand interaction i've ever had
April 18, 2024 at 1:53 PM
i think about this every single time that i flag a cop on waze. funniest brand interaction i've ever had
I really wish more people understood this. And at all times of the year.
Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
November 24, 2025 at 8:26 AM
I really wish more people understood this. And at all times of the year.
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Turkeys are flavorless and dry, and they want to live. This Thanksgiving, @mbolotnikova.bsky.social encourages you to challenge the status quo and embrace plant-based alternatives, have conversations about ethical food choices, and create more sustainable and compassionate traditions.
8 million turkeys will be thrown in the trash this Thanksgiving
We don’t have to accept all that death and waste for a dry, flavorless bird no one likes.
www.vox.com
November 23, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Turkeys are flavorless and dry, and they want to live. This Thanksgiving, @mbolotnikova.bsky.social encourages you to challenge the status quo and embrace plant-based alternatives, have conversations about ethical food choices, and create more sustainable and compassionate traditions.
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This mural is called "Trapped". The artist is Bobby Rogue-One. It's painted on the side of The Viceroy Bar, in Glasgow, UK.
November 22, 2025 at 10:09 PM
This mural is called "Trapped". The artist is Bobby Rogue-One. It's painted on the side of The Viceroy Bar, in Glasgow, UK.
People in this thread shitting a brick over the use of palm oil but completely ignoring the dairy.
Istg.
I think orangutans are awesome too but yknow… billions of cows? Fuck ‘em apparently 🤷🏼♀️🌱
Istg.
I think orangutans are awesome too but yknow… billions of cows? Fuck ‘em apparently 🤷🏼♀️🌱
Just had a Wispa that tasted like shit. funny metallic aftertaste. I need to face facts that Cadbury’s is OVER
November 23, 2025 at 11:54 AM
People in this thread shitting a brick over the use of palm oil but completely ignoring the dairy.
Istg.
I think orangutans are awesome too but yknow… billions of cows? Fuck ‘em apparently 🤷🏼♀️🌱
Istg.
I think orangutans are awesome too but yknow… billions of cows? Fuck ‘em apparently 🤷🏼♀️🌱
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You wake up late for school, man
YOU DON’T WANNA GO!
You ask your mom, “Please?”
BUT SHE STILL SAYS “NO!”
You miss two classes and
NO HOMEWORK!
But your teacher preaches class like
YOU’RE SOME KIND OF JERK!
YOU DON’T WANNA GO!
You ask your mom, “Please?”
BUT SHE STILL SAYS “NO!”
You miss two classes and
NO HOMEWORK!
But your teacher preaches class like
YOU’RE SOME KIND OF JERK!
November 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
You wake up late for school, man
YOU DON’T WANNA GO!
You ask your mom, “Please?”
BUT SHE STILL SAYS “NO!”
You miss two classes and
NO HOMEWORK!
But your teacher preaches class like
YOU’RE SOME KIND OF JERK!
YOU DON’T WANNA GO!
You ask your mom, “Please?”
BUT SHE STILL SAYS “NO!”
You miss two classes and
NO HOMEWORK!
But your teacher preaches class like
YOU’RE SOME KIND OF JERK!
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(It seems unfair) To be an overflow for empty
(It seems unfair) To try your best but feel the worst
(It seems unfair) To try your best but feel the worst
November 23, 2025 at 2:23 AM
(It seems unfair) To be an overflow for empty
(It seems unfair) To try your best but feel the worst
(It seems unfair) To try your best but feel the worst
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I don't have a TikTok but my friends always come through with the most relevant ones
November 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I don't have a TikTok but my friends always come through with the most relevant ones
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Brushin' all my kitties like they wanted me, calling me, all the time, like Tootie, check out her fluffy behind, it's fine all of the time
November 21, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Brushin' all my kitties like they wanted me, calling me, all the time, like Tootie, check out her fluffy behind, it's fine all of the time