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Josh Sternberg @joshsternberg.com · 1d

I was riding down the road one day
Someone hit a possum
I was riding down the road one day
Someone hit a possum
The road was his end
His end was the road
So they say

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @swishymcjackass.bsky.social · 2d

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @swishymcjackass.bsky.social · 2d

A history lesson for Pam Bondi...Nixon never went to prison, but his Attorney General did. Maybe mull that over for awhile.

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @swishymcjackass.bsky.social · 6d

Nothing gets me fired up for leg day quite like listening to the audiobook of "A People's History of the United States" by Howard Zinn.

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UNGOLIANT @gorgol.bsky.social · 11d

generals gathered in their masses/president calls them all fatasses

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @swishymcjackass.bsky.social · 13d

I'm really tired of people having faith in me, because I know they'll get sick of me and I'll fail them again, eventually.

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @swishymcjackass.bsky.social · 14d

He's 4-12 in his last 16 one score games. A discussion is needed.
Also DK McDonald is a shit DC.

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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 16d

Democrats have too many lawyers and lawyer brain. “It appears” and “seems like” —- just say shit.

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @swishymcjackass.bsky.social · 24d

It warmed my pedantic little heart to hear Ken Jennings correctly pronounce forte as "fort."

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @swishymcjackass.bsky.social · 25d

@amahnke.bsky.social say it with me... TONAWANDA. Not Towanda.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @swishymcjackass.bsky.social · 25d

Same. 😞

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David Niall Wilson @davidniallwilson.com · 25d

I would love the face to face chance to explain to J D Vance that he's a nothing little pissant that no one likes and no one will ever follow. If he is without Trump, he's suddenly the kid who gets bullied on the playground. He's an asshole and the MAGA crowd will never follow him, or Moore.

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BeSeriousUSA 🐝 @beserioususa.bsky.social · 28d

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 28d

Maybe we're all charging our phones against their will. Maybe they want to die.

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @swishymcjackass.bsky.social · 28d

3 day old Big Mac crumbs.

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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 29d

Everyone should be held to the same standards.

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Jim @lordjim1946.bsky.social · 29d

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @swishymcjackass.bsky.social · Sep 11

Hitler had a family.
Mussolini had a family.

Fuck Charlie Kirk.
And if his wife is anything like he was, fuck her as well.

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Wootmaster @wootmaster.bsky.social · Sep 11

Here are the facts:

Bluesky violated their own Terms of Service because they panicked and saw Nazis on twitter getting angry.

They took marching orders from the Nazis and helped them target BIPOC and trans users on their website.

@jay.bsky.team is complicit.
@aaron.bsky.team is complicit

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @swishymcjackass.bsky.social · Sep 11

Trump: "All flags to be flown at half mast for Charlie Kirk."
This Catholic Church in Tonganoxie: "Fuck You."

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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · Sep 11

The Reichstag Fire was a hoax perpetrated by the Nazis, to empower the Nazis, so if a right winger says this is that for them, there you have it

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Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com · Sep 10

See? This is a good political response to what happened (if you must). Acknowledge, but make sure you get in something about how the right is constantly fomenting violence.

Heartland Signal @heartlandsignal.bsky.social · Sep 10

Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker (D) on the shooting of Charlie Kirk:

"Political violence, unfortunately, has ramped up in this country ... I think there are people who are fomenting it in this country. I think the president's rhetoric often foments it."

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Marty Olliff @martyolliff.bsky.social · Sep 10

As Malcolm said of another murder, chickens . . . roost.

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Talia Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · Sep 10

that man reaped the whirlwind

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