Featherfoot
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I’m HIT!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m on a nail break for the next few weeks.
AND…
I JUST finished snaking my daughter’s bathtub through the overflow hole with a drum auger attached to a drill.
SO…. I’m a dude?!?
I’m on a nail break for the next few weeks.
AND…
I JUST finished snaking my daughter’s bathtub through the overflow hole with a drum auger attached to a drill.
SO…. I’m a dude?!?
This is literally what it feels like to get your nails removed btw
December 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I’m HIT!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m on a nail break for the next few weeks.
AND…
I JUST finished snaking my daughter’s bathtub through the overflow hole with a drum auger attached to a drill.
SO…. I’m a dude?!?
I’m on a nail break for the next few weeks.
AND…
I JUST finished snaking my daughter’s bathtub through the overflow hole with a drum auger attached to a drill.
SO…. I’m a dude?!?
One of the best worst films ever.
Haven’t seen it since childhood and no one I know remembers it.
youtu.be/zYZnW3G89wY?...
Haven’t seen it since childhood and no one I know remembers it.
youtu.be/zYZnW3G89wY?...
December 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
One of the best worst films ever.
Haven’t seen it since childhood and no one I know remembers it.
youtu.be/zYZnW3G89wY?...
Haven’t seen it since childhood and no one I know remembers it.
youtu.be/zYZnW3G89wY?...
Lemme tell you, facial massage/sinus/massages are so clutch.
They remove swelling/puffiness, and there’s almost instant signage drainage, which is great for these sinus infections i’ve been seeing folks report.
I’ do them daily.
They remove swelling/puffiness, and there’s almost instant signage drainage, which is great for these sinus infections i’ve been seeing folks report.
I’ do them daily.
December 25, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Lemme tell you, facial massage/sinus/massages are so clutch.
They remove swelling/puffiness, and there’s almost instant signage drainage, which is great for these sinus infections i’ve been seeing folks report.
I’ do them daily.
They remove swelling/puffiness, and there’s almost instant signage drainage, which is great for these sinus infections i’ve been seeing folks report.
I’ do them daily.
1. Big Potato Chip is scamming us. The bags are more than half full of air, Big Grabs are now damned near $3⬆️, & there’s more crumbs in there than there used to be.
2. I don’t want to watch a video article. I want to READ the article. Stop playing with me!
3. Dwayne Cleophus Wayne was the villain!
2. I don’t want to watch a video article. I want to READ the article. Stop playing with me!
3. Dwayne Cleophus Wayne was the villain!
LET US BEGIN THE AIRING OF GRIEVANCES. HAPPY FESTIVUS TO ALL!
two men standing in front of an american video store
ALT: two men standing in front of an american video store
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December 23, 2025 at 9:05 PM
1. Big Potato Chip is scamming us. The bags are more than half full of air, Big Grabs are now damned near $3⬆️, & there’s more crumbs in there than there used to be.
2. I don’t want to watch a video article. I want to READ the article. Stop playing with me!
3. Dwayne Cleophus Wayne was the villain!
2. I don’t want to watch a video article. I want to READ the article. Stop playing with me!
3. Dwayne Cleophus Wayne was the villain!
1. I was rather slim in the 90s, and a dude from the neighborhood told me I needed to have alterations done on my Daisy Dukes.
2. My godmother’s son kept eating all the cookies she bought for herself. She told him that she’d “better not catch his FISH LIPS wrapped around her cookies anymore”.
2. My godmother’s son kept eating all the cookies she bought for herself. She told him that she’d “better not catch his FISH LIPS wrapped around her cookies anymore”.
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
1. I was rather slim in the 90s, and a dude from the neighborhood told me I needed to have alterations done on my Daisy Dukes.
2. My godmother’s son kept eating all the cookies she bought for herself. She told him that she’d “better not catch his FISH LIPS wrapped around her cookies anymore”.
2. My godmother’s son kept eating all the cookies she bought for herself. She told him that she’d “better not catch his FISH LIPS wrapped around her cookies anymore”.
I really don’t like this warm Christmas weather.
That’s probably one more reason I feel blah about the season.
It’s December, dagnabbit!
That’s probably one more reason I feel blah about the season.
It’s December, dagnabbit!
December 23, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I really don’t like this warm Christmas weather.
That’s probably one more reason I feel blah about the season.
It’s December, dagnabbit!
That’s probably one more reason I feel blah about the season.
It’s December, dagnabbit!
I need one that says FITFO (Figure It the Fuck Out)!
When I taught, upon releasing students to do independent work, they knew my mantra to “ask 3 before me”.
If I’ve given instructions in multiple formats, modeled & I’m walking around listening & questioning, don’t ask me where the so-&-so is.
When I taught, upon releasing students to do independent work, they knew my mantra to “ask 3 before me”.
If I’ve given instructions in multiple formats, modeled & I’m walking around listening & questioning, don’t ask me where the so-&-so is.
I need "Don’t ask me for shit unless you tried to figure it out first" tatted on my forehead.
December 22, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I need one that says FITFO (Figure It the Fuck Out)!
When I taught, upon releasing students to do independent work, they knew my mantra to “ask 3 before me”.
If I’ve given instructions in multiple formats, modeled & I’m walking around listening & questioning, don’t ask me where the so-&-so is.
When I taught, upon releasing students to do independent work, they knew my mantra to “ask 3 before me”.
If I’ve given instructions in multiple formats, modeled & I’m walking around listening & questioning, don’t ask me where the so-&-so is.
Every season this video brings me joy. I watch it every time it comes across my screen.
I hope everyone in this video is somewhere happy and blessed (even Antwan!) because they’ve sure blessed us.
I hope everyone in this video is somewhere happy and blessed (even Antwan!) because they’ve sure blessed us.
December 22, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Every season this video brings me joy. I watch it every time it comes across my screen.
I hope everyone in this video is somewhere happy and blessed (even Antwan!) because they’ve sure blessed us.
I hope everyone in this video is somewhere happy and blessed (even Antwan!) because they’ve sure blessed us.
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December 13, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Definitely work.
December 11, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Definitely work.
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The #1 song on the Billboard R&B chart on this day in 1988, "Dial My Heart" by The Boys
🗣I call my baby on the phone....
🗣I call my baby on the phone....
December 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
The #1 song on the Billboard R&B chart on this day in 1988, "Dial My Heart" by The Boys
🗣I call my baby on the phone....
🗣I call my baby on the phone....
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this tickled me
December 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
this tickled me
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
HYEW?!
Kin tayee-ake thu-Uh-uhhuh chil-dre-HEyenn,
Bounce them on their KNEEE-ee-ee-ee-eeeeooohooo…
BOUNCE-em-on-their-KNEE
AND THEN-A
SIIIING A
MEL-
OH-
DEE!?!
Thuh VARnell Man keehoo!
🫸🏽👂🏽DIHD JUH MIIIH-hiizz
MAY?
Kin tayee-ake thu-Uh-uhhuh chil-dre-HEyenn,
Bounce them on their KNEEE-ee-ee-ee-eeeeooohooo…
BOUNCE-em-on-their-KNEE
AND THEN-A
SIIIING A
MEL-
OH-
DEE!?!
Thuh VARnell Man keehoo!
🫸🏽👂🏽DIHD JUH MIIIH-hiizz
MAY?
December 7, 2025 at 1:22 AM
HYEW?!
Kin tayee-ake thu-Uh-uhhuh chil-dre-HEyenn,
Bounce them on their KNEEE-ee-ee-ee-eeeeooohooo…
BOUNCE-em-on-their-KNEE
AND THEN-A
SIIIING A
MEL-
OH-
DEE!?!
Thuh VARnell Man keehoo!
🫸🏽👂🏽DIHD JUH MIIIH-hiizz
MAY?
Kin tayee-ake thu-Uh-uhhuh chil-dre-HEyenn,
Bounce them on their KNEEE-ee-ee-ee-eeeeooohooo…
BOUNCE-em-on-their-KNEE
AND THEN-A
SIIIING A
MEL-
OH-
DEE!?!
Thuh VARnell Man keehoo!
🫸🏽👂🏽DIHD JUH MIIIH-hiizz
MAY?
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did… did the dog write this recipe
December 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
did… did the dog write this recipe
ALLUUM!
December 6, 2025 at 6:52 PM
ALLUUM!
“They said you sound like an owl” is my favorite joke.
It’s so simple, but I laugh every time!
It’s so simple, but I laugh every time!
December 4, 2025 at 11:55 AM
“They said you sound like an owl” is my favorite joke.
It’s so simple, but I laugh every time!
It’s so simple, but I laugh every time!
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Aretha Franklin, Aretha Franklin, Aretha Franklin, let me rock ya, let me rock Aretha Franklin
Let me rock Aretha Franklin, that's all I wanna do
Aretha Franklinnnnnnn
Let me rock Aretha Franklin, that's all I wanna do
Aretha Franklinnnnnnn
September 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Aretha Franklin, Aretha Franklin, Aretha Franklin, let me rock ya, let me rock Aretha Franklin
Let me rock Aretha Franklin, that's all I wanna do
Aretha Franklinnnnnnn
Let me rock Aretha Franklin, that's all I wanna do
Aretha Franklinnnnnnn
Dog gas is THE WORST!
And they just go on like nothing’s wrong. Like they’re not leaving singed nose hairs in their wake.
YOU DON’T SMELL THAT, ROSCOE!?!
And they just go on like nothing’s wrong. Like they’re not leaving singed nose hairs in their wake.
YOU DON’T SMELL THAT, ROSCOE!?!
December 3, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Dog gas is THE WORST!
And they just go on like nothing’s wrong. Like they’re not leaving singed nose hairs in their wake.
YOU DON’T SMELL THAT, ROSCOE!?!
And they just go on like nothing’s wrong. Like they’re not leaving singed nose hairs in their wake.
YOU DON’T SMELL THAT, ROSCOE!?!
I get it! 🫣
Only dated ONE Virgo and that was in the 90s.
Maybe it was the Virgo-Virgo chemistry, but once I wised up, I made a decision that he was gonna be around for a good time, not a long time.
Only dated ONE Virgo and that was in the 90s.
Maybe it was the Virgo-Virgo chemistry, but once I wised up, I made a decision that he was gonna be around for a good time, not a long time.
he’s a Virgo man. I will not elaborate.
Wale is a nigga who act regular then tell you he has commitment issues after he fuck you. Y’all let him cook cause he got a poem and a nasty updo.
November 30, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I get it! 🫣
Only dated ONE Virgo and that was in the 90s.
Maybe it was the Virgo-Virgo chemistry, but once I wised up, I made a decision that he was gonna be around for a good time, not a long time.
Only dated ONE Virgo and that was in the 90s.
Maybe it was the Virgo-Virgo chemistry, but once I wised up, I made a decision that he was gonna be around for a good time, not a long time.
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I wish it was more effective 😭😭😵💫🦅
November 30, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I wish it was more effective 😭😭😵💫🦅
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I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape