Keoieid
@tempusfrangit.bsky.social
Random ball of energy in a faulty meat suit.
She/ her
She/ her
I HATE MYSELF. Are you happy now?
December 6, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I HATE MYSELF. Are you happy now?
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This sticker really gets the idea across.
April 3, 2025 at 7:13 PM
This sticker really gets the idea across.
SOMEONE COME WATCH "LITTLE WOMEN" WITH ME AND IGNORE ME QUOTING ALONG WITH THE MOVIE BUT YES SOMEONE COME WATCH THIS WITH ME.
December 6, 2025 at 8:34 PM
SOMEONE COME WATCH "LITTLE WOMEN" WITH ME AND IGNORE ME QUOTING ALONG WITH THE MOVIE BUT YES SOMEONE COME WATCH THIS WITH ME.
Regretting the nap I took earlier. Now that I am just a little tired.
December 5, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Regretting the nap I took earlier. Now that I am just a little tired.
I am in menopause. My dream of being a mother is dead.
December 4, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I am in menopause. My dream of being a mother is dead.
I think I'm having a hot flash. I feel like I'm going to throw up, I'm so hot.
December 3, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I think I'm having a hot flash. I feel like I'm going to throw up, I'm so hot.
I feel like a burden hardcore today.
Sigh.
Sigh.
December 3, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I feel like a burden hardcore today.
Sigh.
Sigh.
I would have been a good mom.
November 30, 2025 at 9:46 AM
I would have been a good mom.
Someone, someday, somehow...
November 30, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Someone, someday, somehow...
What's so wrong with me that people don't want me for anything but sex?
November 29, 2025 at 1:53 AM
What's so wrong with me that people don't want me for anything but sex?
Dammit. I wanna see Alex Warren again. He does a good show and I love his music and him live is just awesome.
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Dammit. I wanna see Alex Warren again. He does a good show and I love his music and him live is just awesome.
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It should be argued that if the national guard were not there, they would not have been shot. They should have been with their families for Thanksgiving instead of D.C. Sending 500 more National Guard to D.C. is crazy.
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
It should be argued that if the national guard were not there, they would not have been shot. They should have been with their families for Thanksgiving instead of D.C. Sending 500 more National Guard to D.C. is crazy.
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Sociopath behavior
wait
some of y’all stand in the shower while the water warms up? what’s wrong with you. why do you hate yourself.
some of y’all stand in the shower while the water warms up? what’s wrong with you. why do you hate yourself.
November 26, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Sociopath behavior
Living room is unpacked totally. And tidied. I have to figure out a seating situation that is for small spaces. So my care team has seats when they come to see me. There's 8 boxes to unpack in the bedroom, but I don't have the spoons. But as soon as I'm totally unpacked and tidied, I get a treat!
November 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Living room is unpacked totally. And tidied. I have to figure out a seating situation that is for small spaces. So my care team has seats when they come to see me. There's 8 boxes to unpack in the bedroom, but I don't have the spoons. But as soon as I'm totally unpacked and tidied, I get a treat!
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Guys, I'm starting to think trump businesses are a scam. 🫤
The phone was supposed to be released in August.
It wasn't.
In October, they said it would be out in November.
Now they're saying the “beginning of December,” but with no specific date
www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-ne...
The phone was supposed to be released in August.
It wasn't.
In October, they said it would be out in November.
Now they're saying the “beginning of December,” but with no specific date
www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-ne...
The Trump Mobile phone is nowhere to be found after months of delay
Trump Mobile has posted conflicting photos of the phone and scrubbed mention of its “Made in the USA” promise.
www.nbcnews.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Guys, I'm starting to think trump businesses are a scam. 🫤
The phone was supposed to be released in August.
It wasn't.
In October, they said it would be out in November.
Now they're saying the “beginning of December,” but with no specific date
www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-ne...
The phone was supposed to be released in August.
It wasn't.
In October, they said it would be out in November.
Now they're saying the “beginning of December,” but with no specific date
www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-ne...
I don't know what I'm doing.
November 20, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I don't know what I'm doing.
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I don't know if the Epstein vote is a one-off or not, but I've been thinkin of that very thin, translucent sticker film that comes when you order, say, a new monitor. It's devilishly hard to get the first little bit of the corner to separate but once you do, the entire thing pulls off very easily.
November 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I don't know if the Epstein vote is a one-off or not, but I've been thinkin of that very thin, translucent sticker film that comes when you order, say, a new monitor. It's devilishly hard to get the first little bit of the corner to separate but once you do, the entire thing pulls off very easily.
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Do I know any single women in the NYC-adjacent area who would like to foster or adopt a very cute one-eyed chihuahua? He's a sweet boy but terrified of men and doesn't like cats.
November 18, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Do I know any single women in the NYC-adjacent area who would like to foster or adopt a very cute one-eyed chihuahua? He's a sweet boy but terrified of men and doesn't like cats.
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His real self ist cracking out of his tanned and toned down Reality-TV persona. That's the real Trump. As evil as Epstein described him.
November 18, 2025 at 5:22 AM
His real self ist cracking out of his tanned and toned down Reality-TV persona. That's the real Trump. As evil as Epstein described him.
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This is why Jeffrey Epstein liked to hang out with Donald Trump. Donald was the only person who could make Epstein seem more mature, compassionate, and well-adjusted in comparison.
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM
This is why Jeffrey Epstein liked to hang out with Donald Trump. Donald was the only person who could make Epstein seem more mature, compassionate, and well-adjusted in comparison.
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Remember: don't eat the mid tier fast food chicken, don't play the wizard game, don't shop at the hobby store run by the bad guys from Indiana Jones, and don't donate to the bigot bucket.
I know it's a tad early but I know those bitches with the buckets will be out soon. Don't gove them a penny. The volunteers may not know but the salvation army is no ally and actively combative and harmful to many queer minorities especially during the holiday season
November 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Remember: don't eat the mid tier fast food chicken, don't play the wizard game, don't shop at the hobby store run by the bad guys from Indiana Jones, and don't donate to the bigot bucket.