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roxieproxy.bsky.social
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World. A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers." A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands." A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"
February 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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sm64dsstars.bsky.social
I Been Hacked, All My Stars Gone
February 14, 2026 at 12:16 AM
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meltface.xyz
Today I woke up at 2 AM. Instead of falling back asleep my brain decided to conjure up these images which haunted my mind palace until properly expelled
February 11, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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glitchsys.exploration.team
this is the greatest creature of all time
February 3, 2026 at 11:46 PM
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the.choco.one
Homebrew Channel
A crt tv showing a wii browser on an estradiol injections ordering page
January 30, 2026 at 5:56 PM
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jiouska.bsky.social
eats your color wheel
January 21, 2026 at 6:37 PM
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dfeldman.org
ILLEGAL SNOW ART
Team USA snow sculpture in Stillwater removed over ICE out' messaging Event organizers received phone calls and complaints about the sculpture Team USA's snow sculpture "Call to Arms" was removed from Lowell Park on Monday, Jan. 26, 2026. (Courtesy of Makwa Studio) By MARY DIVINE | mdivine@pioneerpress.com | Pioneer Press PUBLISHED: January 28, 2026 at 2:34 PM CST | UPDATED: January 28, 2026 at 2:59 PM CST Getting your Trinity Audio player ready... A sculpture designed by Team USA for the World Snow Sculpting Championship in downtown Stillwater has been removed by officials citing changes made by the sculptors in response to recent federal immigrant enforcement. The original design, as submitted to competition officials, featured a sphere of outstretched hands. It was called "A Call to Arms." But the team of sculptors, which includes St. Paul artist Dusty Thune and teammates Dan Belcher and Josh Jakubowski, decided during the festival in Lowell Park to add peace signs and hand gestures using American Sign Language. Among the messages spelled out in ASL: "ICE out," "love," "unity" and "resist." Anthony-Evenson, who knows ASL, said the hands spelled out "ICE out" by using the sign for "ice" and the "resistance fist." "It was very creatively done, and it was not very easy to read," she said. "You had to look at it very carefully to notice it, but clearly it was noticed. We appreciated the positive messaging that we did see like 'love' and 'peace,' but at the end of the day, the sculpture was modified from the submitted design. The submitted design had open fingers." Unnecessary and divisive' In a letter to Thune dated Jan. 20, Anthony-Evenson, Stillwater Mayor Ted Kozlowski and World Snow Celebration Co-Chair Sara Jespersen expressed their "deep disappointment" regarding the team's actions. "As you were made aware, the rules governing this international competition are explicit: political symbols, statements, or messaging of any kind are strictly prohibited," they wrote. "Despite this clear policy, inappropriate content was incorporated into your sculpture. This was not an oversight. It was a conscious decision, and it was a selfish one." The letter went on to say Team USA's actions negatively impacted event organizers, required financial resources to address and damaged the partnership with a nonprofit sponsor. "At a time when unity and mutual respect are more important than ever, introducing this type of messaging into this forum was unnecessary and divisive," the letter said.
January 30, 2026 at 10:28 AM
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ceeks.bsky.social
January 29, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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humbledadgames.bsky.social
Yup, no badass folk front and center facing the camera for a badass album cover... Nope nope
January 28, 2026 at 10:11 PM
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matthighton.bsky.social
If Bilbo had Chat GPT
January 27, 2026 at 4:24 PM
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macamps.online
oh my god dude www.reddit.com/r/Tacoma/s/O...
From the Tacoma community on Reddit: Look what pulled into Tacoma
Explore this post and more from the Tacoma community
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January 27, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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xkeeper.net
it fucking rules that zendesk set up an open spam relay and just goes "yeah sorry, it's on our customers to turn that off and our software is just diarrhea dogshit that can be used to spam forever"

email [email protected] and yell at them about it

support.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/art...
Important notice about recent spam emails via Zendesk
What is happening?Bad actors are sending spam emails via Zendesk. These emails look like legitimate contacts from companies who use Zendesk to communicate with their customers, and is a spam tactic...
support.zendesk.com
January 19, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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sm64dsstars.bsky.social
Bowser in Her Butch Arc
January 15, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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teawithphil.bsky.social
Gee, I'm sure glad I managed to grab some RAM before the price hikes.
N64 console with RAM expansion cover open and red module inside with copy of Super Smash Bros in the cartridge slot.
January 13, 2026 at 9:21 PM
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January 12, 2026 at 5:36 PM
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acyn.bsky.social
AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.
January 13, 2026 at 1:20 AM
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ndrew.bsky.social
whats missing from all the coverage is that the president is using the military to harass, brutalize and punish areas of the country that didnt vote for him
January 10, 2026 at 2:37 PM
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thomasbenner.bsky.social
The only domestic terrorist in Minneapolis
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Cartoon by Rob Rogers | Andrews McMeel
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💀“Domestic Terrorist”
January 9, 2026 at 7:12 AM
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nyazsche.bsky.social
January 10, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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walkerbragman.bsky.social
NEW from Important Context:

Genocide experts, including two past presidents of the International Association of Genocide Scholars, are speaking out about escalating attacks on transgender Americans in the U.S.

www.importantcontext.news/p/experts-wa...
Experts Warn U.S. in Early Stages of Genocide Against Trans Americans
Genocide scholars say policies targeting transgender Americans match early warning signs of mass atrocity.
www.importantcontext.news
January 5, 2026 at 9:12 PM
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comradeluanne.bsky.social
Every time I think about how kids are an oppressed class I picture what would happen if I was out in public and I saw someone hit their kid and then walked up to them and hit them in the exact same way, I would catch an assault charge and the parent would be universally considered the victim
January 5, 2026 at 5:10 PM