TF Grognon
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if anyone doing Mörktober needs some inspiration for today, maybe try this big scuttling fellow.

#morktober

Public domain, 1863
source:
www.digitale-sammlungen.de/en/view/bsb1...
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Book illustration is an engraving of a giant beetle being ridden by a foppish German or Prussian officer, reins in one hand, sword in the other.
tfg.bsky.social
Let's get samsariffic. Samsatized? Samsative?

Day 10 - beetle

thanks to G for help

#mörktober
pink scarab beetle engraving on orange background. Text reads:
"Beetle

"You wake one morning from dreams even more uneasy than usual. You are no longer yourself but an enormous, scuttling vermin. Your carapace clicks and your six legs unsettle. Needless to say, your party is displeased with this transformation and boots you to the very back, among the pack animals and the occasional mad, lonely follower.

"Then you start rolling up the filth and muck, pushing it before you, and they lose all patience with you.

"You're ensuring the solar transit, one squelching lurch at a time. The next morning, there is no Misery roll.

"Are they grateful to you? Of course the fuck not. You lick your creepy little legs & the mud ball that's studded with trail pebble, gristle, & bone.

"They start plotting how to get rid of you."
tfg.bsky.social
I wasted half my afternoon on this. I hate my brain.
tfg.bsky.social
And then there's CR:

Call of Cthulhu: Shadow of the Crystal Palace (Web Series)
Candela Obscura (Critical Role Web Series)
Critical Role: Aramán (Web Series)
tfg.bsky.social
Actual Plays are even more of a mess. Are they podcasts? Are they web series? Should specific campaigns be distinguished?

Examples:
The Adventure Zone: Just Us (Podcast)
Blades and Banners (Web Series)
Natural Six (Web Series)
Oathsworn (Actual Play Podcast)
tfg.bsky.social
These are all the same medium:
A Ghastly Affair (Tabletop RPG)
Apocalypse World (Roleplaying Game)
Chuubo's Marvelous Wish-Granting Engine (RPG)
Lancer (Roleplaying Game)
Yazeba's Bed & Breakfast (Roleplaying Game)
tfg.bsky.social
The tagset for the Yuletide exchange was revealed & the "Other Media" category's utter lack of authority control is making me twitch.

archiveofourown.org/tag_sets/25101
Show Owned Tag Set | Archive of Our Own
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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im.a.whole.damn.town
Twin Peaks: Handwritten, ’This is the diary of Laura Palmer’.
Handwritten, ’This is the diary of Laura Palmer’. Twin Peaks S02E03 - The Man Behind the Glass.
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what a happy baby ❤️
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indrapramitdas.bsky.social
PROTECT THE LIBERAL NARRATIVE
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Bro blocked me for pointing out that she supports Trump, the strikes, and Israel’s genocide
John Collins @logicallyjc.bsky.social • 1h
I like how they gave the Nobel Prize to someone fighting for democracy in Venezuela, instead of someone sinking fishing boats off their coast.
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tfg.bsky.social
second medievalish-set fantasy I've read this year that literalizes the enemies of the "Christendom" analogue into actual evil nonhuman monsters who, among other things, eat people.

Maybe the authors think they're doing something clever here, idk, but it's not working for me
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wendyo.bsky.social
Apple textile by Hans-Jürgen Schöbel for Sodahl Design of Denmark, 1960s
Apple and leaves design in shades of orange, umber, and burnt sienna. It's part of a jute table runner.
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thank you for turning me on to this piece
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mads.haus
it feels important to engage with every possible angle of a work

I understand avoiding that crit if someone wants the novelty of reveal

but the idea that people should cater their write-ups to how recent something is feels anti-art

just my opinion! I spoil movies for myself beforehand so 🤷‍♀️
tfg.bsky.social
Like Hoover wouldn't have been ALL over this kind of shit
seanpaulmahoney.bsky.social
I can’t believe we have an FBI director with merch
tfg.bsky.social
did Hellraiser make an, uh, impression on child me?

Day 9 - thorn
#mörktober
Image of a creepy spiny helmet thing. Text reads: "Thorn.

"On the northernmost shores around Alliáns, the souls of mid-sized marine monsters calcify into globular lattices studded with thorns and proto-antlers. These wash ashore in great numbers, clattering across the frigid rocks into jumbled piles of grotesquery.

"The fashionable & terminally-morose youth of that city have taken to donning these relicts. They fit the sharp cages over their heads, let the points pierce their flesh, hoping for a scab, then a scar, to fix the thorns into their skin.
Thus, the spiny cages obscure the human features, replace expression with mortification, force us to figure beauty in a startling new register."
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I am quite fond of the lil dipshit
tfg.bsky.social
there are typos in this that are driving me batty
tfg.bsky.social
sorry, that was really blinkered of me -- I *meant* it's wonderful to hear about you and I am envious, but it came out crappy
tfg.bsky.social
some lovely things but not nearly enough to offset the truly shit things
conradhackett.bsky.social
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
tfg.bsky.social
damn I wish I could say the same
tfg.bsky.social
that's not what a death wish is but ok
laurajedeed.bsky.social
Just heard someone say that if you aren't willing to get arrested or die at a protest you aren't serious about the cause and that's a) not true and b) not helpful

You don't need to have a death wish to fight for a better world, and anyone who says you do is throwing up a massive red flag
tfg.bsky.social
this fucking guy: a party companion

Day 8 - wizard
#mörktober
Silly guy in pointy hat casting a fireball as he pops out of a cave. Text reads: # 
Wizard
He scampers around a lot & talks a big game; his contributions to the party are decidedly minor, if they even exist.
HP 3 Morale 10 Armor: pointy hat +D2 Weapon: shitty rapier D4

Specialty
1, Fireballs that burn intensely brightly very briefly before fizzling away, leaving the party blind and their opponents bemused
2. Misremembering lyrics, then singing them endlessly so now they re stuck in everyone's heads
3. Disrupting other players' Presence checks with tomfoolery
4. Hieing off after clearly fake magical rumours

Traits
1. Vain
2. Garrulous
3. Uninformed
4. Restless

Values
1. Drama!, creation and stoking of
2. (Baseless, unearned) praise
3. Shiny gewgaws to hang off his hat & impractical slippers; if they jangle, so much the better
4. Taking credit
5. Second helpings before anyone else
6. Sleeping in