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Will
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Only movie I rated a 4.5/5 and DNF’d, I just couldn’t handle it
Never mind movies you’ve watched multiple times, name a movie you’ve watched once and would never watch again.
December 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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A highly flavored, exquisite noodle? Oh I couldn’t possibly
December 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
the whole insight mechanic in bloodborne making you more susceptible to mental damage as you gain more knowledge was actually based on reality
December 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
settlers by franz fanon obviously
omg. Kat Abughazaleh just posted that if she's elected, she'll swear in on a copy of Octavia Butler's Parable of the Sower.

If you were elected to public office (never mind whether you'd ever actually run), what book would you swear in on?
December 9, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I think it's understated that we're going to need to be very illiberal to reliberalize this nation
This is just how we do mergers now.

"Paramount executives also plan to argue their deal will have a much shorter regulatory approval process given the company’s smaller size and friendly relationship with the Trump administration."

www.cnbc.com/2025/12/08/p...
Paramount Skydance launches hostile bid for WBD after Netflix wins bidding war
Netflix won a bidding war for the Warner Bros. film studio and HBO Max streaming service, but it doesn't plan to buy WBD's TV networks.
www.cnbc.com
December 8, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
“I went into town to warn them that wolves were eating the sheep, and get this, they rolled their eyes!?! How could they ignore me?”
It's absolutely peak Bluesky that I criticised a powerful man for sexism over on X and people here are FURIOUS with me for somehow doing it wrong
"but i was a based heterodox thinker" seems to be the rallying cry of the reactionary centre when encountering actual Schmittian politics
December 8, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Between GW and OF male loneliness is keeping the UK alive
it's so funny that Games Workshop went in twenty years from a company that made games you got beaten up in middle school for enjoying to now being the 67th most valuable company in the United Kingdom

incredible victory for kids who spent ages 11+ with a crust of super glue on their fingertips
December 7, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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I genuinely think this (from: sootyempiric.blogspot.com/2025/08/woke...) is going to be lots of people's unironic take on these years. I do think Woke 2 will be a thing, and I don't think this was inevitable but rather the result of very bad strategic choices being made by the right and centrists.
December 3, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Bailiff brings me out to “Guillotine”
you should be able to have entrance music in court
December 3, 2025 at 12:10 AM
damn muting people really does improve your day
December 1, 2025 at 9:54 PM
it bears repeating just how many of these freaks are eugenicists obsessed with breeding. like jeffrey, elon, rfk jr, it's just endemic to the elite class
December 1, 2025 at 9:26 PM
of course you won't go outside without your special jacket, you're 12
fucking incredible
December 1, 2025 at 9:07 PM
KLB tier Mac and cheese
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 9:55 PM
GT may have lost but my friend who bet on uGA to cover also lost his money so it’s a good day for football karma
November 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Don’t do that GT. Don’t give me hope
November 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
you know i keep that thang on me
November 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Maybe we sit this one out?
November 26, 2025 at 1:56 AM
zed changing clicking on project search to no longer open file has fucked me up so bad
November 24, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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loudly insisting that wife guys get a float in the gay pride parade
November 24, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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keep pushin'
November 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 3:43 PM