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TheBillKenney @thebillkenney.bsky.social · 22h

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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 22h

I tip my cap to you, Dispatch headline writer. www.dispatch.com/story/news/2...

Headline: "Otter chaos closes part of Columbus Zoo % Aquarium's new North America Trek for repairs"

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TheBillKenney @thebillkenney.bsky.social · 1d

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TheBillKenney @thebillkenney.bsky.social · 1d

“There’s nothing better in a crockpot than chicken”

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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 3d

the guy who caught cal raleigh’s homer was wearing a shirt that said dump 61 here and he immediately took it off and had a shirt that said dump 62 here

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Chibdm @chibdm.bsky.social · 4d

Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

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TheBillKenney @thebillkenney.bsky.social · 6d

@hollyanderson.bsky.social Unquestionably this is funniest window of the season right?

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TheBillKenney @thebillkenney.bsky.social · 7d

Here’s a tweet from 2019 at a graduation

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TheBillKenney @thebillkenney.bsky.social · 8d

Are you now prepared for Adrian Martinez time?

TheBillKenney @thebillkenney.bsky.social · 8d

Got his ass

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TheBillKenney @thebillkenney.bsky.social · 8d

Last year when the Guards lost in the playoffs we had to put Braxton down the next morning so I’m very comfortable with this one. Probably the most incredible September a team ever had. Now and forever #GoGuards.

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TheBillKenney @thebillkenney.bsky.social · 9d

Tigers-Guardians Round ♾️

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TheBillKenney @thebillkenney.bsky.social · 9d

This is 8 games in 15 days. We are all very tired.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 9d

[0.8 seconds after arbitrarily opening a bible to somewhere in 2 samuel] damn this is dope! shout out to god

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onion person @junlper.beer · 10d

“please clap”

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10d

Hegseth: "Should our enemies choose foolishly to challenge us, they will be crushed by the violence, precision, and ferocity of the War Department. To our enemies, FAFO."

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TheBillKenney @thebillkenney.bsky.social · 12d

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 12d

With Eric Adams dropping out of the mayoral race, let’s take a moment to remember one of his most unintentionally funny videos

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Brent Maguire @bmags94.bsky.social · 13d

C.J. Kayfus is hit by a pitch with the bases loaded and two outs in the ninth inning to clinch a playoff berth for the Guardians.

Somehow, it feels fitting.

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TheBillKenney @thebillkenney.bsky.social · 13d

Lol

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TheBillKenney @thebillkenney.bsky.social · 13d

Lol. Classic Guards bullshit we love it. See you in the playoffs Tuesday.

#GoGuards

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TheBillKenney @thebillkenney.bsky.social · 14d

Guessing the logic is Reds v Mets Wild Card but if they clinch a historically improbable playoff spot tonight and I cannot have visuals? Not a happy camper.

TheBillKenney @thebillkenney.bsky.social · 14d

Shoutout to Fox for making it impossible to legally watch the Guards game tonight locally. Even small joys being taken away.

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 14d

More people would hear these guys if they would just talk to their family

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TheBillKenney @thebillkenney.bsky.social · 14d

Fellas, you spend a third of your life in bed, and that’s why Casper is my choice for mattress. And before laying down, why not take a Blue-Chew and…(large shepards hook yanks him off stage)

TheBillKenney @thebillkenney.bsky.social · 15d

Looks woke

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Douglas Reyes-Ceroñ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 16d

seen on my walk today

go bills

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