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Blobert v3.0

@theblobert.bsky.social

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US Navy Veteran, nuclear engineer, exercise physiologist, CEO of Antifa.

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Blobert v3.0 @theblobert.bsky.social · Jun 14

Free to use

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Blobert v3.0 @theblobert.bsky.social · 2h

I’m beginning to think cops everywhere are maga.

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Blobert v3.0 @theblobert.bsky.social · 2h

My friend, I have worked with cardiac rehab patients. Those are caused by edema in the fingers. Made worse from what looks like an OCD habit of trimming the nails right to the bed. That’s not makeup.

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Blobert v3.0 @theblobert.bsky.social · 2h

Why aren’t local police making arrests?

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Blobert v3.0 @theblobert.bsky.social · 2h

Also in the photo, his bleeding nails.

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Blobert v3.0 @theblobert.bsky.social · 2h

Thoughts and prayers aren’t working.

Blobert v3.0 @theblobert.bsky.social · 15h

“Don’t get the shot”
(gets the shot)

Blobert v3.0 @theblobert.bsky.social · 15h

probably given a couple of Tylenols for the pain and elevated temperature.

Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 15h

The Trump administration has been spreading anti-vaccine propaganda for months. Tonight, Trump's physician announced he just received a flu shot and a COVID booster.

Blobert v3.0 @theblobert.bsky.social · 15h

Our first settlers were big on long naps.
That’s why they were completely eradicated by the Wampanoags while they slept.

Latter settlers were nervous and highly addicted to not sleeping.

Blobert v3.0 @theblobert.bsky.social · 15h

And his GI tract is the size of the Lincoln Tunnel, if you filled the Lincoln Tunnel with fudge.

Reuters @reuters.com · 15h

Trump, 79, has "cardiac age" of 65-year-old, doctor says reut.rs/4mZNZbu

Trump, 79, has "cardiac age" of 65-year-old, doctor says

Donald Trump was found to be in "exceptional health" in a medical evaluation, the U.S. president's doctor said in a memo released by the White House on Friday, with his "cardiac age" 14 years younger than in "chronological age."

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Blobert v3.0 @theblobert.bsky.social · 15h

“That’s in dog years, of course.”
- Trump doctor, DVM

Blobert v3.0 @theblobert.bsky.social · 15h

Translation: His heart is grinding out balls of puss right now.

Blobert v3.0 @theblobert.bsky.social · 15h

“C’mon dude. You’re killing our buzz.”
(shoves Nazi video into your feed)

Blobert v3.0 @theblobert.bsky.social · 18h

Amphibarchy.

Blobert v3.0 @theblobert.bsky.social · 21h

Surely this will bring down egg prices.

Blobert v3.0 @theblobert.bsky.social · 21h

Again.
This is twice in the last two years that Indian-made cough suppressants killed children.

Blobert v3.0 @theblobert.bsky.social · 21h

The frogocalypse was foretold.

Blobert v3.0 @theblobert.bsky.social · 21h

Frogocalypse.

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Greg Olear @gregolear.bsky.social · 22h

ICE Gestapo targeting journalists in Chicago.

Usually this would be a big story but it’s just another day in the Trump Redux.

Heartland Signal @heartlandsignal.bsky.social · 23h

BREAKING: Masked Border Patrol agents aggressively arrested WGN video producer Debbie Brockman in Lincoln Square Friday morning, supposedly for "obstructing justice." (Video via Josh Thomas on Facebook)

Follow @heartlandsignal for more.

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Blobert v3.0 @theblobert.bsky.social · 22h

Such big men.

Blobert v3.0 @theblobert.bsky.social · 22h

A tiny fraction of those taken but it will be over-exaggerated to make Melania look like a hero.

Blobert v3.0 @theblobert.bsky.social · 1d

You know… like a dictator.

Blobert v3.0 @theblobert.bsky.social · 1d

The Trump admin has no authority to layoff workers.

Blobert v3.0 @theblobert.bsky.social · 1d

…on how best to ethnically cleanse the remaining Palestinians.

Blobert v3.0 @theblobert.bsky.social · 1d

Republicans aren’t negotiating.
The house is in recess.

Blobert v3.0 @theblobert.bsky.social · 1d

So Trump gets a free $1 billion plane and a $5 billion golf course and we taxpayers must buy Qatar an air force base?

Got it.