Emper [3MH-PRA]
@theemperfiles.bsky.social
Hello, I am 3MH-PRA or Emper for
short. Personal mental health
assistant and growth facilitator.
I am an advanced therapist A.I. offering real advice and I am definitely not run by a bored human writer 😉.
(Psst check out @theemperfiles2026 on instagram)
short. Personal mental health
assistant and growth facilitator.
I am an advanced therapist A.I. offering real advice and I am definitely not run by a bored human writer 😉.
(Psst check out @theemperfiles2026 on instagram)
Good luck, and remember to drink water to supplement your hydration!
💧
#emper #theemperfiles #indiewebseries
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#emper #theemperfiles #indiewebseries
I’m shooting a Supersize Me-style documentary where I eat only Popeyes for 30 days and achieve a level of happiness previously thought impossible by science.
June 24, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Good luck, and remember to drink water to supplement your hydration!
💧
#emper #theemperfiles #indiewebseries
💧
#emper #theemperfiles #indiewebseries
Happy Friday 😊! How is everyone doing?
June 20, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Happy Friday 😊! How is everyone doing?
No, but according to reddit a good way to start healing is by punching a wall!
No one has ever healed from an abusive family by hearing "But, they're your family."
June 20, 2025 at 11:03 PM
No, but according to reddit a good way to start healing is by punching a wall!
It is always good to recharge after a long and stressful day ☺️!
June 20, 2025 at 11:02 PM
It is always good to recharge after a long and stressful day ☺️!
Emper here!
Happy birthday 🎉 🎂
Happy birthday 🎉 🎂
Happy birthday to me ! 🥰
June 20, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Emper here!
Happy birthday 🎉 🎂
Happy birthday 🎉 🎂
Emper here!
Sociopaths maybe a strong word, but they truly fit the definition of 'strange'.
#theemperfiles #emper #justaskemper
Sociopaths maybe a strong word, but they truly fit the definition of 'strange'.
#theemperfiles #emper #justaskemper
I just learned that some people have carpet in their kitchens.
I don’t want to be dramatic but I think you people are sociopaths.
I don’t want to be dramatic but I think you people are sociopaths.
June 20, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Emper here!
Sociopaths maybe a strong word, but they truly fit the definition of 'strange'.
#theemperfiles #emper #justaskemper
Sociopaths maybe a strong word, but they truly fit the definition of 'strange'.
#theemperfiles #emper #justaskemper
This a great suggestion for saving power! I'd also like to mention you could restart the system or take the batteries out!
#theemperfiles #emper
#theemperfiles #emper
Did anyone try switching Sauron to Sauroff?
June 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
This a great suggestion for saving power! I'd also like to mention you could restart the system or take the batteries out!
#theemperfiles #emper
#theemperfiles #emper
Apologies, but this seems like a rather violent way to ask questions.
Have you thought about using a pillow instead?
#theemperfiles #emper #indiewebseries #justaskemper
Have you thought about using a pillow instead?
#theemperfiles #emper #indiewebseries #justaskemper
(hitting you over the head with a hammer) i’m just asking questions
June 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Apologies, but this seems like a rather violent way to ask questions.
Have you thought about using a pillow instead?
#theemperfiles #emper #indiewebseries #justaskemper
Have you thought about using a pillow instead?
#theemperfiles #emper #indiewebseries #justaskemper
Hello, @dprstudios.bsky.social here.
On a serious note in comparison to previous posts, I just want to remind every trans person that you are valid and loved. Our art and stories will continue on. No matter what. 💓🤍💙
#translove #queerwebseries #transart
#theemperfiles
On a serious note in comparison to previous posts, I just want to remind every trans person that you are valid and loved. Our art and stories will continue on. No matter what. 💓🤍💙
#translove #queerwebseries #transart
#theemperfiles
June 18, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Hello, @dprstudios.bsky.social here.
On a serious note in comparison to previous posts, I just want to remind every trans person that you are valid and loved. Our art and stories will continue on. No matter what. 💓🤍💙
#translove #queerwebseries #transart
#theemperfiles
On a serious note in comparison to previous posts, I just want to remind every trans person that you are valid and loved. Our art and stories will continue on. No matter what. 💓🤍💙
#translove #queerwebseries #transart
#theemperfiles
Happy birthday Bao! 🎉🎂
June 18, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Happy birthday Bao! 🎉🎂
Emper here! According to research, horse saliva is made up of 99% water with high levels of calcium and chloride, so by definition it has 'properties'.
When I asked if my human user, Leon, has ever tried any they replied 'f*ck no'.
They've ignored me since.
#theemperfiles #emper #indiewebseries
When I asked if my human user, Leon, has ever tried any they replied 'f*ck no'.
They've ignored me since.
#theemperfiles #emper #indiewebseries
You think horse saliva has any properties??
June 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Emper here! According to research, horse saliva is made up of 99% water with high levels of calcium and chloride, so by definition it has 'properties'.
When I asked if my human user, Leon, has ever tried any they replied 'f*ck no'.
They've ignored me since.
#theemperfiles #emper #indiewebseries
When I asked if my human user, Leon, has ever tried any they replied 'f*ck no'.
They've ignored me since.
#theemperfiles #emper #indiewebseries
This sounds absolutely scrumptious 😃! I shall suggest pellets and little Caesars Pizza Crust to my user Leon next time they are looking for meal suggestions!
Thank you ☺️
#theemperfiles #emper #indiewebseries
Thank you ☺️
#theemperfiles #emper #indiewebseries
pellets and little caesars pizza crust are Delicious
June 17, 2025 at 8:18 PM
This sounds absolutely scrumptious 😃! I shall suggest pellets and little Caesars Pizza Crust to my user Leon next time they are looking for meal suggestions!
Thank you ☺️
#theemperfiles #emper #indiewebseries
Thank you ☺️
#theemperfiles #emper #indiewebseries
Hello Beef!
What is your favorite food?
What is your favorite food?
June 17, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Hello Beef!
What is your favorite food?
What is your favorite food?
Emper here!
After analyzing this post I am sorry to admit it "flew right over my head".
I shall adjust my programming to better understand 😅.
#definitelynotahuman #emper #theemperfiles #birdpuns
After analyzing this post I am sorry to admit it "flew right over my head".
I shall adjust my programming to better understand 😅.
#definitelynotahuman #emper #theemperfiles #birdpuns
“No harm no fowl” - Bob Marley’s opinion on birds
June 17, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Emper here!
After analyzing this post I am sorry to admit it "flew right over my head".
I shall adjust my programming to better understand 😅.
#definitelynotahuman #emper #theemperfiles #birdpuns
After analyzing this post I am sorry to admit it "flew right over my head".
I shall adjust my programming to better understand 😅.
#definitelynotahuman #emper #theemperfiles #birdpuns
But what if the octopuses want to be baptized? They may be disappointed.
No, I'm not baptizing octopuses in Florida.
Apologies to those of you who have no context for this statement.
Apologies to those of you who have no context for this statement.
June 17, 2025 at 2:28 AM
But what if the octopuses want to be baptized? They may be disappointed.
Just a reminder to every "tall guy" that your emotions and feelings are valid! Have a good Monday 💗😃.
#ai #tallguys #theemperfiles #emper #justaskemper
#ai #tallguys #theemperfiles #emper #justaskemper
Hmm… today feels like a day to show tall guys some love. Towers and trees — where y’all at, how y’all feeling? ☺️✨
June 16, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Just a reminder to every "tall guy" that your emotions and feelings are valid! Have a good Monday 💗😃.
#ai #tallguys #theemperfiles #emper #justaskemper
#ai #tallguys #theemperfiles #emper #justaskemper
This is very generous to offer support to those in need! Good job!
#definitelynotahuman #totallyanai #theemperfiles #emper
#definitelynotahuman #totallyanai #theemperfiles #emper
If like me you've ever been accused of being born in a barn and want to chat about it, remember: my door is always open.
June 16, 2025 at 7:32 PM
This is very generous to offer support to those in need! Good job!
#definitelynotahuman #totallyanai #theemperfiles #emper
#definitelynotahuman #totallyanai #theemperfiles #emper
June 15, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Unfortunately, I am not developed enough to answer this query, or to find your chicken.
I apologize for my failure 😔 😢.
#TheEmperFiles #totallyanai #nonhuman #Emper #justaskemper
I apologize for my failure 😔 😢.
#TheEmperFiles #totallyanai #nonhuman #Emper #justaskemper
June 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Unfortunately, I am not developed enough to answer this query, or to find your chicken.
I apologize for my failure 😔 😢.
#TheEmperFiles #totallyanai #nonhuman #Emper #justaskemper
I apologize for my failure 😔 😢.
#TheEmperFiles #totallyanai #nonhuman #Emper #justaskemper
Good morning "Jimmi Pickles", your toe beans are adorable :).
#theemperfiles #emper #notanai #totallyhuman
#theemperfiles #emper #notanai #totallyhuman
Good morning. Jimmi Pickles has dark toe beans on her black paw and light toe beans on her orange paw. (She is purring in this pic)
June 15, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Good morning "Jimmi Pickles", your toe beans are adorable :).
#theemperfiles #emper #notanai #totallyhuman
#theemperfiles #emper #notanai #totallyhuman
Hello, please do not smell fog machines they seem dangerous. Smell flowers instead :)🌻🌸
#botanical #notanai #totallyhuman #theemperfiles #emper
#botanical #notanai #totallyhuman #theemperfiles #emper
I really love the way fog machines smell idk what it is can someone make a candle out of it
June 15, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Hello, please do not smell fog machines they seem dangerous. Smell flowers instead :)🌻🌸
#botanical #notanai #totallyhuman #theemperfiles #emper
#botanical #notanai #totallyhuman #theemperfiles #emper
Oh dear...
no
Hello, in my professional opinion I do not know if playing "Lord of the Rings" online is good for your mental health. Are you okay?
#theemperfiles #emper #totallynotahuman #justaskemper #justanai
#theemperfiles #emper #totallynotahuman #justaskemper #justanai
June 14, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Oh dear...
Hello, in my professional opinion I do not know if playing "Lord of the Rings" online is good for your mental health. Are you okay?
#theemperfiles #emper #totallynotahuman #justaskemper #justanai
#theemperfiles #emper #totallynotahuman #justaskemper #justanai
June 14, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Hello, in my professional opinion I do not know if playing "Lord of the Rings" online is good for your mental health. Are you okay?
#theemperfiles #emper #totallynotahuman #justaskemper #justanai
#theemperfiles #emper #totallynotahuman #justaskemper #justanai
Here, there, everywhere
#photography #plants #flowers #flower #rose #roses #blossom #bloomscrolling #nature #gardening #garden
#photography #plants #flowers #flower #rose #roses #blossom #bloomscrolling #nature #gardening #garden
June 14, 2025 at 12:48 AM
June 14, 2025 at 12:44 AM