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Still pretending to be stupid.
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Georgia fans who don’t want to go to the SECCG are cowards. Gotta say it. “Oh the optimal playoff outcome is—“ you are cowards, I want that trophy
Six seasons, two nattys, zero college degrees.
January 19, 2026 at 5:17 AM
I cannot stop thinking about this and have no plans to
Man what the hell these are high schoolers
January 17, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Never miss an opportunity to emphasize that Nick Chubb is a hell of a guy and maybe my favorite Dawg of all time. ACL injuries should be illegal.
January 13, 2026 at 3:54 AM
FAT MAN DAGGER
January 13, 2026 at 3:42 AM
The Flint. For those who don’t know, this is a grim answer.
My favorite Twitter prompt was "RT this with your home river," so reskeet this with your home river.

Mine is the Patuxent.
January 12, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Thank you. This needs to be said again and again. State and local prosecutors do not need permission to investigate or prosecute federal officers! They just need evidence!
The FBI is already sabotaging the investigation into yesterday's ICE shooting at the demand of Trump's hand-picked U.S. attorney. The good news is that Hennepin County Attorney Mary Moriarty does NOT need the FBI to indict. slate.com/news-and-pol...
The FBI Is Obstructing the Minneapolis Probe. The ICE Shooter Should Still Be Very Worried.
Hennepin County Attorney Mary Moriarty can bring charges even without any arrest and is not one to back down from a case like this.
slate.com
January 8, 2026 at 8:09 PM
(1) send detailed Touhy request covering everything you know you need
(2) they will unquestionably deny it, but they’ll have to state a reason
(3) file federal suit under APA challenging their denial

Make them stand up in court and say why they won’t cooperate with local law enforcement!
The state Bureau of Criminal Apprehension says they've been informed by the FBI that US DOJ has said FBI will solely lead the investigation into Renee Nicole Good's killing by a federal officer. State investigators no longer have access to "case materials, scene evidence/investigative interviews"
January 8, 2026 at 5:40 PM
This is absolutely spectacular
January 1, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Hahaha did everyone forget how freak nasty this song is
January 1, 2026 at 6:51 PM
RIP to a guy who was apparently a great dude in addition to being extremely funny. When twitter was at its best, Mike F was among its very best.
Very sad to say it seems Mike Fossey, aka Mike F. has died. Truly one of the funniest posters of all time and a talented artisan. Had been friends online for many years, but I got to hang out a couple times at shows in Boston and he was funny and sweet in real life too.
Michael F. Fossey Obituary December 22, 2025 - Westford Healy Funeral Home
View Michael F. Fossey's obituary, find service dates, and sign the guestbook.
www.healyfuneralhome.com
December 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Not watching, but my god what a statement
Even by Pitt standards this is the worst game I have ever seen
December 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
“Mike Pence, you look like you fucked a ghost”
&
“Martin O’Malley, you got a children’s book ass name. You sound like the mailman in a town where everyone’s a bear.”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Merry Christmas to all the War Dads out there and also to the lesser known but just as dadly History of Ancient Sport Dads
December 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Miles Garrett chases quarterbacks like a monster in a B movie (complimentary)
December 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
It is so cool that James Cook is a bona fide star
December 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
They should show a movie on the Jumbotron during the second half
December 20, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Hahahahahaha this is ASS
December 20, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Everyone knows
Everyone knows that if you have a big lead early against bama in a huge game, you always win
December 20, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Everyone knows that if you have a big lead early against bama in a huge game, you always win
December 20, 2025 at 2:20 AM
It’s that time of year again

youtu.be/Wjek30qf1wc?...
Little Red Truck Hauling a Christmas Tree 🚗🎄
YouTube video by LADbible Shorts
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December 18, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I hate it when a DB makes a desperate, TD-saving tackle & the commentary can’t stop talking about how he “got blown up!” It’s literally his job to make a tackle happen no matter what, & if he misses it bc he didn’t want to look silly, his coach is going to eat his heart right there on the sideline
Airing of Grievances: what are your bespoke football pet peeves? Not just shotgun in short yardage (we are all people of good taste after all) but little things that go up your ass sideways watching a game?

I *despise* big receivers that don't play like big guys and manhandle DBs.
December 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Tua failing in the NFL is a supreme act of disrespect to UGA fans. If you’re going to magically appear in the 2nd half of a national title game as a freshman & kill our dreams, then you’re supposed to turn into the GOAT. Instead, nope, we just got barbecued by the guy who got benched for Quinn Ewers
[Schefter] A major move in Miami: the Dolphins are benching QB Tua Tagovailoa and turning to Quinn Ewers as their new starting QB, per sources.

Ewers’ first start comes Sunday vs. the Bengals. x.com/adamschefter...
December 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Fuck ESPN. You’re a company devoid of new ideas, and we get that! We’re still buying your stupid products. But don’t BLATANTLY STEAL OTHERS’ IDEAS
cool idea ESPN! I wonder if anything might have inspired you?
December 16, 2025 at 3:43 PM
NFL needs hash marks just inside the numbers. Also needs to adopt rugby’s conversion kick rule: you kick from a spot parallel to where you actually scored your TD. If that’s over near the sideline, then you’ve got a tougher kick.
Much respect to the Kicker Community but it is so clearly time to make their jobs harder
December 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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December 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM