Keith Ammann 🔜 Gamehole Con
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ENNIE-winning author of The Monsters Know What They're Doing and other stuff. Humanist, antifascist, curmudgeon. Teeth on the board. ✶✶✶✶ Home: spyandowl.com Blog: themonstersknow.com Newsletter: onefootinfairyland.com Mastodon: dice.camp/@KeithAmmann
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IT'S ALMOST HERE! Making Enemies: Monster Design Inspiration for TTRPGs includes not only a treasury of ideas for creating your own homegrown abominations but also TWENTY original monsters, illustrated by @jencmars.bsky.social.

Preorder now at spyandowl.com/making... to get your copy on Oct. 7!
A hardbound copy of Making Enemies rests on a wooden dining table. On the cover, a huge, pearlescent arthropod bursts out of a subterranean crevice and drives one of its large barbed claws through a dwarf fighter's abdomen, while another dwarf cowers in fear. The book is surrounded by blue and red polyhedral dice. A wickedly grinning jack-o-lantern, larger than a man, running around on spider legs. You can tell it's larger than a man, because it's grabbed one with a viny tendril and is stuffing him inside itself, having lifted its own lid with another tendril. A carriage with darkened windows, speeding through a ghostly mist. Its headlamps are eyelike and glowering, and there's an incriminating bloodstain on the front of it, right where it might impact a person's head. Some horrible, shapeless thing that looks sort of like a gargantuan nudibranch, plowing through everything in its path, including entire trees. It's such a juggernaut, it's even breaking the frame.
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Yeah, but that just blocks ICE out of city-owned property. I'm talking about zoning ICE out of the city altogether.
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NEW — Some TRiiBE readers, among many others on the internet, have been suggesting that the Chicago police arrest ICE agents for their misconduct.

TRiiBE publisher @morganelisej.thetriibe.com put out this explainer video, breaking down the legality for y’all.

youtube.com/shorts/WDHFe...
Can local police arrest ICE?
YouTube video by The TRiiBE
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"Making Enemies is a powerful resource that will kickstart the imagination of any game master. Even if you're not in the business of designing monsters for your game, the insight, knowledge, and examples provided here will help you become a better GM and improve basically any campaign."
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I wrote about Chicago: "Is this city burning? There is a definite answer to the question. In all these cities, the answer is no. No American city is currently on fire, and if Chicago is a war zone, it’s because it’s being invaded by the president."
Trump Is Waging War on an American City
The real threat to people in Chicago ​(and Los Angeles and Portland) is our maniacal president.
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@leniann.bsky.social, can we get an ordinance introduced to make ICE a prohibited use in all zones?
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Ken Liu! T. Kingfisher! R.F. Kuang!
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It's a small thing amid all the other things, but I can report that we've been listening to helicopters overhead ALL. MORNING.

Chicago does not normally get this amount of helicopter traffic. Like, usually when a helicopter flies overhead, kids point and yell, "Helicopter!"

It's been nonstop.
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I hired a coupla handymen to install new mailboxes at my place cuz our old ones got damaged and as they were working they totally unprompted started telling me how they think genAI is sleazy and corrupt and we gotta keep fighting the good fight and all we have is each other

it was nice
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Yeah, that's the problem.

Those who'd give up the power wouldn't use it that way.

Those who'd use it that way wouldn't give it up.
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The trouble is, you need to have an executive who's willing to carry out such a purge for the sake of American institutions, governmental reform and civil liberties, then promptly GIVE UP all that power and return it to Congress.

That's a rare bird. I'm not sure it exists in nature.
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sarahmackattack.bsky.social
Yeah everything SUCKS but humans are still silly wonderful beautiful creatures who collaborate with slugs to make videos like this. So. All is not lost.
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"Making Enemies is a powerful resource that will kickstart the imagination of any game master. Even if you're not in the business of designing monsters for your game, the insight, knowledge, and examples provided here will help you become a better GM and improve basically any campaign."
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This is inside baseball, but it's a big deal in the bookselling industry; it basically leaves the No. 1 book distributor, Ingram, without a significant competitor.
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OK but I would totally wear antifascist flair
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It warms my heart to see protesters coming up with new chants. 🥲
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J. informs me that the correct answer is Paulina, and yeah, she's right.
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Devon.
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What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
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Devon.
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What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
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I hope the plaintiffs are insisting on UNIQUE and LEGIBLE ID numbers. Otherwise they're all gonna be LOL1488, stitched in olive on an olive background.
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Darkly funny that "large language model" and "less lethal munitions" have the same acronym.
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My total is in three digits, and the first digit is not a 1.
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WTF

When did this person learn to use e-mail?

Because when I learned, back in the Urkel Age, there was no expectation of using salutations or complimentary closings at all. And AFAIC, there still isn't. Just say what you need to say. Save yourself some keystrokes.
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I forgot to count the tabs in the SECOND BROWSER WINDOW 😳