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themslimbones.bsky.social
🤘Aging Punk Rocker🤘
@themslimbones.bsky.social
Dad to a wonderful grown-up. Brain tumor survivor. Reformed touring and recording bass player/ drummer. I build some of the best tube guitar and bass amps in the world in beautiful Northern California. Weirdos cheerfully welcomed!
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If we agree about almost everything, we are definitely really good friends… If we disagree about almost everything, we are possibly still really good friends…
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Mercury, Messenger of the Gods, by Giovanni Battista Tiepolo, 18th c, 📸 by @PhilEllsworth1
February 9, 2026 at 12:57 AM
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“it’s amazing how deep in the hole he can get and still bounce it around outside” what are we talking about here again
February 9, 2026 at 12:37 AM
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And since the big game is about to start, I leave you with one more laugh for the road. 😁

Go #Seahawks!
February 8, 2026 at 11:17 PM
This years puppy bowl is shaping up to be a real barn burner… 🔥🔥🔥
February 8, 2026 at 11:44 PM
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"I imagine one of the reasons people cling to their hate so stubbornly is because they sense, once hate is gone, they will be forced to deal with pain."

James Baldwin
February 8, 2026 at 8:54 AM
I’m ready dammit!!!
January 25, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Ruin a first date:

Can I call you Bambi? Cuz I was just thinking about skinning you like a deer! J/K!
Ruin a first date:

Can you drive I’m between licenses
Ruin a first date:

When should I have my kids start calling you daddy?
January 23, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Is he hot, or does he just have olives on all his fingers?
Is he hot or is he just wearing scrubs?
January 23, 2026 at 7:59 PM
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The opposite of a smoothie is a roughie, a glass full of food you choke down whole.
January 21, 2026 at 6:54 PM
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He: "One day all of us will die, Snoopy!"
"Snoopy: Yes, but not on all other days."
January 21, 2026 at 9:40 AM
If you can’t kill them with kindness, try lethal injection…

-Wednesday Addams
January 10, 2026 at 2:20 PM
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Exceptionally good both in that it makes its point and that it is very funny while doing so
if you want a long read that involves udders, a hot air balloon, and some extremely dubious data on egg prices, the story I’ve been working on for the last few months where I tried to single-handedly take on every government function myself is now online! www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
I Tried to Be the Government. It Did Not Go Well.
My five-month quest to monitor the weather, track inflation, and inspect milk for harmful microorganisms
www.theatlantic.com
January 8, 2026 at 9:07 PM
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Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society https://theonion.com/historians-quibbling-over-exact-definition-of-concentration-camp-sign-of-healthy-society/
December 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Add in the size of the oil reserves in Saudi Arabia, then Russia, and you begin to understand the motivation behind Trump’s “foreign policy”
Largest oil reserves in the world: Venezuela

Largest oil producer in Africa: Nigeria

One of the largest undeveloped rare earth mineral deposits outside China: Greenland
December 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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December 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I know you have all been wondering if I am making chicken soup, so the answer is yes
December 21, 2025 at 11:48 PM
[indistinct talking]
December 19, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Joy? Who the F can afford that?!
December 19, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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December 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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I saw this and thought of you.
November 23, 2025 at 10:26 PM