#fcknzs #NoDrugs #ClimateEmergency #NotJustSad #HumanRights #LoveIsLove
My life would be significantly better if other people had made different decisions along the way.
Wenn Koalas keinen Partner finden, geben sie einfach auf und legen sich stattdessen schlafen.
Koala so: Huhu, irgendwer interesse an einer Partnerschaft?
Niemand? Nein? Oooookay.
*Mic Drop
Nickerchen.
Ehrentier einfach.
Wenn Koalas keinen Partner finden, geben sie einfach auf und legen sich stattdessen schlafen.
Koala so: Huhu, irgendwer interesse an einer Partnerschaft?
Niemand? Nein? Oooookay.
*Mic Drop
Nickerchen.
Ehrentier einfach.
A day without bullshit. That would be nice.
A day without bullshit. That would be nice.
"That's where you're wrong."
"That's where you're wrong."
Has anyone ever seen Yvonne Catterfeld, Romy Schneider and Rebecca Fergusson in a room together?
Has anyone ever seen Yvonne Catterfeld, Romy Schneider and Rebecca Fergusson in a room together?
If world peace is not an option, I wish for rich and attractive people to stop telling me to enjoy my life.
If world peace is not an option, I wish for rich and attractive people to stop telling me to enjoy my life.
Pro tip: If you name your daughter Mia and she has kids of her own one day, they can call her Mama Mia.
Pro tip: If you name your daughter Mia and she has kids of her own one day, they can call her Mama Mia.
Today everyone is deeply shocked.
Tomorrow it's business as usual.
Today everyone is deeply shocked.
Tomorrow it's business as usual.
Some words in a language have one single use case and aren't spoken in any other scenario. "Oachkatzalschwoaf" for example is exclusively used when annoying people from abroad.
Some words in a language have one single use case and aren't spoken in any other scenario. "Oachkatzalschwoaf" for example is exclusively used when annoying people from abroad.
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