G. Smith
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G. Smith
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Artist based in Vienna (Austria, EU). I mostly write #poetry and my opinion. Sometimes I watch movies or annoy people online.

#fcknzs #NoDrugs #ClimateEmergency #NotJustSad #HumanRights #LoveIsLove
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My life would be significantly better if other people had made different decisions along the way.
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WHY HAVE DECORATIONS THAY LOOK LIKE DELICIOUS FOODS IF THEY ARE NOT FOR EATINGS??????
December 16, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking.
August 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Vor ein paar Tagen gelesen:
Wenn Koalas keinen Partner finden, geben sie einfach auf und legen sich stattdessen schlafen.

Koala so: Huhu, irgendwer interesse an einer Partnerschaft?
Niemand? Nein? Oooookay.
*Mic Drop
Nickerchen.

Ehrentier einfach.
December 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Organ donor
December 15, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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They want us mad at the Grinch so we don't ask who would actually have the resources to steal Christmas
December 14, 2025 at 4:42 PM

A day without bullshit. That would be nice.
December 15, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Die Verantwortlichen für die jahrzehntelange Ausstrahlung dieses Prunkstücks der Fernsehkultur haben - nehm ich an - eh alle weiterhin gute Jobs und ähnliche Entscheidungsmacht?
December 15, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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"Good evening."

"That's where you're wrong."
December 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Bringing my old poems to Twitter (Part 332):

#sleepy #insomnia
December 3, 2024 at 3:50 AM

Crazy technology.
And I have so many action figures ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSRr...
I Brought Toy Story to REAL LIFE
YouTube video by Corridor Crew
www.youtube.com
December 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 11:48 AM

Has anyone ever seen Yvonne Catterfeld, Romy Schneider and Rebecca Fergusson in a room together?
December 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 8:06 PM

If world peace is not an option, I wish for rich and attractive people to stop telling me to enjoy my life.
December 14, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Hopefully this Christmas will be better than last. Last year some fat bastard came down my chimney and called my wife a ho
December 14, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Bringing my old #poems to Twitter (Part 192):

With these thoughts on the weather I'm leaving you for tonight. Sleep well and prosper.
December 3, 2024 at 7:30 AM
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December 14, 2025 at 11:03 AM

Pro tip: If you name your daughter Mia and she has kids of her own one day, they can call her Mama Mia.
December 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 3:33 PM

Today everyone is deeply shocked.
Tomorrow it's business as usual.
December 14, 2025 at 1:53 PM

Some words in a language have one single use case and aren't spoken in any other scenario. "Oachkatzalschwoaf" for example is exclusively used when annoying people from abroad.
December 14, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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"15 Prozent der befragten Journalistinnen in Deutschland berichteten aufgrund von Bedrohungen demnach nicht mehr über die extreme Rechte. Nur wenige Medienschaffende setzen sich den dauerhaften Angriffen über einen längeren Zeitraum aus.

www.zeit.de/gesellsc...
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Rechte Angriffe auf Journalisten: Nur noch mit Pfefferspray auf die Straße | DIE ZEIT
Dass Journalistinnen im Osten Deutschlands von Rechtsextremen angegriffen werden, ist traurige Normalität. Die Behörden müssen konsequenter für Schutz sorgen.
www.zeit.de
December 13, 2025 at 8:38 PM