thingstoknow.bsky.social
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Jeff Bezos received a quarter of a million from his parents in 1995 to start his online bookstore idea.
You guys realize that taxing people to pay for services isn't socialism, right? This is just how governments work.
November 17, 2025 at 6:00 PM
How does a dr go from telling you you're going to die from an ectopic pregnancy, to "we need to do another sono in a few days? #ithoughtiwasgoingtodie
August 6, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Man was looking for roger
July 29, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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So the shooter yesterday was looking to shoot up the NFL
July 29, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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Actually your email finds me eating spaghetti out of a ziplock bag in my lap while I tailgate an 18 wheeler
April 6, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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Running into an old friend at the fancy grocery store about an hour from home when he is also an hour from home in the opposite direction feels like a special kind of coincidence.
April 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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An anesthesiologist accused of trying to kill his wife on a popular Hawaii hiking trail previously accused her of having an affair, which led to “extreme jealousy,” according to a temporary restraining order petition filed by his wife.
Restraining order petition provides new details in case of Hawaii doctor charged with trying to kill his wife | CNN
An anesthesiologist accused of trying to kill his wife on a popular Hawaii hiking trail previously accused her of having an affair, which led to “extreme jealousy,” according to a temporary restrainin...
www.cnn.com
April 1, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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you're not ugly, you're just not your own type
March 30, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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I am officially an adult. I had to clean someone’s vomit out of my carpet for the first time.
March 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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someone should pay me a bunch of money to write in a weird building somewhere for a month
March 22, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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March 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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How to get a copy of your birth certificate for REAL ID or for a passport application:

www.frommers.com/tips/entry-r...
How to Get a Copy of Your Birth Certificate for Travel
Birth certificates are crucial for obtaining essential identification for travel. Do you know where your birth certificate is?
www.frommers.com
March 20, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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It's come to my attention that some people believe you can't buy a new book until you've read the books you already have. Let me assure you, as both a lawyer and a writer, that this idea is legally and morally WRONG and BAD. Buy more books.
March 18, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Just emptied a yoghurt on to a digestive biscuit and added a few grapes, like some kind of Misery Cheesecake. Was really nice.
March 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Once again I decided not to buy more wine, because these days I drink too much wine when I have wine, and also I make terrible food choices when I drink too much wine, and now I am just sitting here with my feelings & my clear-eyed perception of reality, wondering why I don't have wine.
March 15, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Some woman on hinge liked me and she was cute then I read her bio. “I love Jesus and hate Mexican food.” Absolutely not. What sort of soulless jezebel hates tacos?
March 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Having meatloaf for breakfast. BECOME UNGOVERNABLE, EMBRACE CHAOS
March 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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wanted to die but then i had a sandwich with a cup of soup
March 11, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Feeling like Gwyneth Paltrow at the beginning of Contagion after going out to dinner the other night so if I die just know the hummus was good
March 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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I need to eat something but am feeling resentful of the responsibility to meet my own basic needs.
March 11, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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I get why eggs are so expensive but why are tf have chips gotten so damn pricey? You want $6.29 for some goddamn seasoned corn triangles?? Is it corn flu going around?
March 11, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Somehow I can drink coffee every morning without spilling it all over myself, but the second I put on a white shirt? Game over
March 11, 2025 at 1:29 PM