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Warde Manuel should have absolutely never survived the Mel Pearson story. But it was hockey so no one cared
I'm pretty wary of connecting anything about this Moore case to the sign-stealing or anything else. Gets a little too real too quick when alleged real-world criminality is compared to acting like a mafioso but in NCAA fake court. However I don't see why Warde Manuel should get to keep hiring people
December 11, 2025 at 2:38 PM
If the regents only like to take action around football matters, perhaps they could consider the additional goodwill that would come of banning Portnoy and Lewan from campus.

It’s time for the Woke 2 Go Blue Guarantee.
December 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
The enemy wants to destroy your soul with psychic violence. Their malevolence knows no limit. You have only to revisit Eck Thought, recall how easy it is to snap the ball under the QB’s legs to the tailback, which your enemy is never expecting.
December 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Great now I have to run around all week grabbing people’s shoulders as I hear them say things like “DeBoer I guess?” screaming JASON ECk! GOOGLE JASON ECK! DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO WIN AT IDAHO OR NEW MEXICO????
December 10, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Hire jason eck imo
December 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Just got out of the spreadsheet mines on a busy workday, what’d I miss?
December 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Get C Diff for Christmas
now we have dr drew pitching a cold & flu kit on ESPN 2 that includes ivermectin FFS
December 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
College football is too big to fail. The NFL is completely reliant on it as a developmental league / talent pool. Backwards looking “it’s over” takes in the wake of Utah’s PE deal, continued conference spasms, and an embarrassing postseason structure enervate me because the real horrors are to come!
December 9, 2025 at 7:11 PM
We need to ban replay, humans are too stupid for the level of detail.
December 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
A 12 team playoff works if you have normal sized conferences and the point of conference play is to win a conference championship. The sport is trying to do 4 different things at the same time, always, because money. 🤷‍♂️
December 7, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Wow so you’re telling the college football playoff committee’s decisions are clearly internally inconsistent, absurd, and feel like the arbitrary choices of a bunch of rich idiots forced to compromise despite mutually exclusive stubbornness, thoughtlessness, paranoia, and profit motives?
December 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Have yourself…
December 7, 2025 at 2:04 PM
They gotta make these guys kick into a trash can hung from the roof or something
December 5, 2025 at 3:33 AM
DAN CALLED ANOTHER ONE
December 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Oh no I think Bates just got his bell rung
December 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Ball don’t lie
December 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Turn the penalty sliders back on
December 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
They’re just making shit up now
December 5, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Spartan fans get ready to learn the magnificent program ceiling you’ve been craving: Frustrating Iowa.
Fitzgerald won 11 games at NW against teams that finished the season in the AP Top 25

The QBs he beat in those games:

Jordan Rodgers
Kevin Hogan
Brian Lewerke
Nate Stanely
James Vandenberg
Ricky Stanzi
Spencer Petras
Taylor Martinez
Scott Tolzien
Joel Stave x2
December 2, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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it really does seem like the only people who have any possibility of getting anything from going to college now are conservative christians who want to set up their grievance grift backstory/get any non white/christian/conservative/straight faculty fired
TX Tech has a flow chat for guidance on what can be taught in the university system. Two things:
1. Very little content seems to be permitted. This is partisan control of the curriculum.
2. I would not enjoy teaching under these conditions, but I really would not want to be a Chair or Dean.
December 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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more and more feels like the high cost of college is inculcating a consumer mindset among students. a degree as something that is purchased rather than earned, a grade as something that is haggled over rather than worked for
December 1, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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I seriously have no idea why you’d hire Pat Fitzgerald. He wasn’t a playcaller or strategic mind, his whole schtick was selling Northwestern Culture because he played there, and then it turns out that culture featured a brutal atmosphere of sexual hazing
November 30, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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LSU is paying its previous football coach over $50 million NOT to coach there while likely guaranteeing Kiffin something approaching double that, all while having an academic hiring freeze and budget cuts across the board. What is the purpose of a university (rhetorical)?
SOURCES: Lane Kiffin is expected to accept LSU's offer to become the Tigers next head coach. Kiffin is set to meet with his Ole Miss team this morning at 9 AM CT. As we reported yesterday morning, LSU has been very confident it was going to land Kiffin. www.nytimes.com/athletic/684...
Lane Kiffin expected to take LSU job as Ole Miss sets team meeting: Source
www.nytimes.com
November 30, 2025 at 2:06 PM
if you’re not watching this game rn as self care why not. this is dream world football
Those hats don't cover the ears.
November 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Truly don’t understand the doomspeak. Ryan Day sleepily passed an open book test and we all know Moore is getting one more year and what needs to change +the odds he’ll be able to change it. Requires zero further emotional cost until August.
November 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM