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Telling my children this is Michael Gira
December 13, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Speaking of doing this, and to continue my propagandizing, I just don’t understand how a daggummit-speaking, fiery veteran of the OL-making mines isn’t getting more play. Does he not have an agent??
December 13, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Morgan Scalley is now the Otro Capital & Limited Partners Head Football Coach at The University of Utah
NEWS: Kyle Whittingham, the all-time winningest head coach in the history of Utah’s football program, will step down from leading the Utes.

He’ll wrap up his career with the Las Vegas Bowl on Dec. 31.
December 12, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Dusty May is a very clear example of how even mildly separating yourself from navel-gazing about Your Glorious Past doesn’t preclude tremendous results that meaningfully engage fans and alumni. Whether anyone around the football program is willing to learn that lesson *even now* is another story.
I just don't think Warde Manuel is the dude to be in charge of one of the most powerful machines in American sports. @slate.com column on the Sherrone Moore fallout slate.com/culture/2025...
December 12, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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any U of M Regent who isn’t talking a total purge of the AD’s office and an overhaul of the administrative culture is, to put it lightly, Fucking Unserious
December 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Warde Manuel should have absolutely never survived the Mel Pearson story. But it was hockey so no one cared
I'm pretty wary of connecting anything about this Moore case to the sign-stealing or anything else. Gets a little too real too quick when alleged real-world criminality is compared to acting like a mafioso but in NCAA fake court. However I don't see why Warde Manuel should get to keep hiring people
December 11, 2025 at 2:38 PM
If the regents only like to take action around football matters, perhaps they could consider the additional goodwill that would come of banning Portnoy and Lewan from campus.

It’s time for the Woke 2 Go Blue Guarantee.
December 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
The enemy wants to destroy your soul with psychic violence. Their malevolence knows no limit. You have only to revisit Eck Thought, recall how easy it is to snap the ball under the QB’s legs to the tailback, which your enemy is never expecting.
December 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Great now I have to run around all week grabbing people’s shoulders as I hear them say things like “DeBoer I guess?” screaming JASON ECk! GOOGLE JASON ECK! DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO WIN AT IDAHO OR NEW MEXICO????
December 10, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Hire jason eck imo
December 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Just got out of the spreadsheet mines on a busy workday, what’d I miss?
December 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Get C Diff for Christmas
now we have dr drew pitching a cold & flu kit on ESPN 2 that includes ivermectin FFS
December 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
College football is too big to fail. The NFL is completely reliant on it as a developmental league / talent pool. Backwards looking “it’s over” takes in the wake of Utah’s PE deal, continued conference spasms, and an embarrassing postseason structure enervate me because the real horrors are to come!
December 9, 2025 at 7:11 PM
We need to ban replay, humans are too stupid for the level of detail.
December 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
A 12 team playoff works if you have normal sized conferences and the point of conference play is to win a conference championship. The sport is trying to do 4 different things at the same time, always, because money. 🤷‍♂️
December 7, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Wow so you’re telling the college football playoff committee’s decisions are clearly internally inconsistent, absurd, and feel like the arbitrary choices of a bunch of rich idiots forced to compromise despite mutually exclusive stubbornness, thoughtlessness, paranoia, and profit motives?
December 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Have yourself…
December 7, 2025 at 2:04 PM
They gotta make these guys kick into a trash can hung from the roof or something
December 5, 2025 at 3:33 AM
DAN CALLED ANOTHER ONE
December 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Oh no I think Bates just got his bell rung
December 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Ball don’t lie
December 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Turn the penalty sliders back on
December 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
They’re just making shit up now
December 5, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Spartan fans get ready to learn the magnificent program ceiling you’ve been craving: Frustrating Iowa.
Fitzgerald won 11 games at NW against teams that finished the season in the AP Top 25

The QBs he beat in those games:

Jordan Rodgers
Kevin Hogan
Brian Lewerke
Nate Stanely
James Vandenberg
Ricky Stanzi
Spencer Petras
Taylor Martinez
Scott Tolzien
Joel Stave x2
December 2, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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it really does seem like the only people who have any possibility of getting anything from going to college now are conservative christians who want to set up their grievance grift backstory/get any non white/christian/conservative/straight faculty fired
TX Tech has a flow chat for guidance on what can be taught in the university system. Two things:
1. Very little content seems to be permitted. This is partisan control of the curriculum.
2. I would not enjoy teaching under these conditions, but I really would not want to be a Chair or Dean.
December 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM