Thomm Quackenbush
@thommquackenbush.com
Fantasy and fantastic author. I have groped more ghosts and annoyed more felonious teens than 99.9% of people.
Lurking around the Hudson Valley, NY.
HTTP://thommquackenbush.com
Lurking around the Hudson Valley, NY.
HTTP://thommquackenbush.com
39dollarglasses, it does not evade my sense of irony that my glasses were not delivered because the postal worker could not read the address.
December 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
39dollarglasses, it does not evade my sense of irony that my glasses were not delivered because the postal worker could not read the address.
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Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is my favorite song about how people will only love you if you're useful.
December 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is my favorite song about how people will only love you if you're useful.
But I've been waiting forever for this release...
December 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
But I've been waiting forever for this release...
Obviously, well past the time for it, even though it never stopped him from winning.
I don't know if Adolf Jeffrey Epstein was the right choice, though...
I don't know if Adolf Jeffrey Epstein was the right choice, though...
December 8, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Obviously, well past the time for it, even though it never stopped him from winning.
I don't know if Adolf Jeffrey Epstein was the right choice, though...
I don't know if Adolf Jeffrey Epstein was the right choice, though...
Yes, pretty much any adult with a bit of sense realizes that holidays are magic because your parents are magicians who love you.
December 3, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Yes, pretty much any adult with a bit of sense realizes that holidays are magic because your parents are magicians who love you.
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There's a couple reasons so many IWW songs are set to the tunes of hymns and one is that the Salvation Army Band would show up and try to stop workers organizing by playing hymns to drown out speeches, so the Wobblies came up with words so they could sing along. SA has been trash all along.
It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.
December 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
There's a couple reasons so many IWW songs are set to the tunes of hymns and one is that the Salvation Army Band would show up and try to stop workers organizing by playing hymns to drown out speeches, so the Wobblies came up with words so they could sing along. SA has been trash all along.
My first thought was "Oh no, what did Trump do?"
And he didn't this time!
Hegseth did, and it is repellent from a member of the government — and would be pathetic from an edgelord tween.
And he didn't this time!
Hegseth did, and it is repellent from a member of the government — and would be pathetic from an edgelord tween.
December 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
My first thought was "Oh no, what did Trump do?"
And he didn't this time!
Hegseth did, and it is repellent from a member of the government — and would be pathetic from an edgelord tween.
And he didn't this time!
Hegseth did, and it is repellent from a member of the government — and would be pathetic from an edgelord tween.
What do you do with a feral teenager, a brainwashed gangster from a sex trafficking syndicate, and a cursed swordsman?
No, really. She's open to suggestions.
#writer #author #booksky
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No, really. She's open to suggestions.
#writer #author #booksky
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The Bounded Water: Kit, Contained - Thomm Quackenbush
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December 2, 2025 at 12:20 PM
What do you do with a feral teenager, a brainwashed gangster from a sex trafficking syndicate, and a cursed swordsman?
No, really. She's open to suggestions.
#writer #author #booksky
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No, really. She's open to suggestions.
#writer #author #booksky
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So, is Will going to win by activating all the potential slayers?
December 2, 2025 at 12:35 AM
So, is Will going to win by activating all the potential slayers?
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Every single congressional Democrat needs to be out there, right now, insisting that Pete Hegseth resign right now and announcing that he will be held accountable for committing war crimes.
If you do not demand accountability here and now, they will only become more emboldened.
If you do not demand accountability here and now, they will only become more emboldened.
Exclusive: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth gave an order to “kill everybody” in the first strike on suspected drug boats in the Caribbean. After two men survived, the mission commander ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions, according to two sources.
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Every single congressional Democrat needs to be out there, right now, insisting that Pete Hegseth resign right now and announcing that he will be held accountable for committing war crimes.
If you do not demand accountability here and now, they will only become more emboldened.
If you do not demand accountability here and now, they will only become more emboldened.
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
November 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
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1) Tamsyn Muir's The Locked Tomb series. Non-negotiable. I would like Guillermo del Toro and Bryan Fuller involved, but I am willing to hear pitches.
2) A Ken Burns-style World War Z mini-series, because I will be salty to my death and resurrection about that Brad Pitt waste of time.
2) A Ken Burns-style World War Z mini-series, because I will be salty to my death and resurrection about that Brad Pitt waste of time.
November 26, 2025 at 1:08 PM
1) Tamsyn Muir's The Locked Tomb series. Non-negotiable. I would like Guillermo del Toro and Bryan Fuller involved, but I am willing to hear pitches.
2) A Ken Burns-style World War Z mini-series, because I will be salty to my death and resurrection about that Brad Pitt waste of time.
2) A Ken Burns-style World War Z mini-series, because I will be salty to my death and resurrection about that Brad Pitt waste of time.
My "Not involved in alien abductions" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
November 26, 2025 at 1:00 PM
My "Not involved in alien abductions" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
I see that my work on this planet isn't done yet...
New polling on aliens
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
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% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
November 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I see that my work on this planet isn't done yet...
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it just strikes me as a bad idea to pick fights with an astronaut.
you fire right back at them and you FIRE RIGHT AWAY.
November 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
it just strikes me as a bad idea to pick fights with an astronaut.
Day job: A man in stained shorts and a ripped t-shirt asked how I would make juvenile felons care about Romeo & Juliet. I shot back, "It's about teen sex and gang warfare. They'll care." I was hired before I got home.
Writing: I needed a way to launder my paranormal knowledge, so spec fic.
Writing: I needed a way to launder my paranormal knowledge, so spec fic.
November 23, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Day job: A man in stained shorts and a ripped t-shirt asked how I would make juvenile felons care about Romeo & Juliet. I shot back, "It's about teen sex and gang warfare. They'll care." I was hired before I got home.
Writing: I needed a way to launder my paranormal knowledge, so spec fic.
Writing: I needed a way to launder my paranormal knowledge, so spec fic.
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I'm made of stardust, but I still have to do chores.
November 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I'm made of stardust, but I still have to do chores.
I'm just glad that, no matter our differences, we are all united on how there should be no pedophiles in the government.
Now to open X, the Everything App...
Now to open X, the Everything App...
November 15, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I'm just glad that, no matter our differences, we are all united on how there should be no pedophiles in the government.
Now to open X, the Everything App...
Now to open X, the Everything App...
So, when you are a child sex trafficker having Thanksgiving dinner with the President, do you bring a side dish?
I mean, aside from the obvious.
I mean, aside from the obvious.
Trump Spent Thanksgiving With Epstein During His First Term in Office: Report
A bombshell revelation has reignited questions about Donald Trump’s relationship with Jeffrey Epstein — and this time, the timeline lands squarely in Trump’s first year as president.
dailyboulder.com
November 14, 2025 at 1:55 AM
So, when you are a child sex trafficker having Thanksgiving dinner with the President, do you bring a side dish?
I mean, aside from the obvious.
I mean, aside from the obvious.
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yeah it's a good thing Landon didn't publish any of this shit. the Times might have had to bump an article about trans people.
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“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
yeah it's a good thing Landon didn't publish any of this shit. the Times might have had to bump an article about trans people.
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high-level drug dealers: "we never mention anything illegal over text. basic details of transit and logistics are discussed only via encrypted comms."
child sex traffickers: "lmao the future president hurt himself in my pedophile mansion bc he was too busy oogling naked children"
child sex traffickers: "lmao the future president hurt himself in my pedophile mansion bc he was too busy oogling naked children"
Amazing how many criminals get together and decide the first order of business is emailing each other about the crimes every three minutes
November 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
high-level drug dealers: "we never mention anything illegal over text. basic details of transit and logistics are discussed only via encrypted comms."
child sex traffickers: "lmao the future president hurt himself in my pedophile mansion bc he was too busy oogling naked children"
child sex traffickers: "lmao the future president hurt himself in my pedophile mansion bc he was too busy oogling naked children"
We measure books of this ilk by a strange metric. If they are successful, we want to read something else immediately. We also want to listen to it and watch it because the author makes such a persuasive argument. And when we have already experienced that media...
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Thomm Quackenbush's review of Fan Mail
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November 10, 2025 at 11:33 AM
We measure books of this ilk by a strange metric. If they are successful, we want to read something else immediately. We also want to listen to it and watch it because the author makes such a persuasive argument. And when we have already experienced that media...
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cooked his ass
November 10, 2025 at 6:11 AM
cooked his ass
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I'm tired of being the bigger person. Just once, I want to be the smaller person, tiny enough to be carried around in someone's pocket, shouting petty retorts.
November 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I'm tired of being the bigger person. Just once, I want to be the smaller person, tiny enough to be carried around in someone's pocket, shouting petty retorts.