TigerOwlSquid
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Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
August 31, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
I swear, as soon as I can get my hands on a wooden box and develop a genuine sense of rhythm, I’ll be THE best background character in a folksy Broadway musical
August 29, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I swear, as soon as I can get my hands on a wooden box and develop a genuine sense of rhythm, I’ll be THE best background character in a folksy Broadway musical
People out here saying “Autism coated” and it’s like yes, I’m covered in the stuff
August 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
People out here saying “Autism coated” and it’s like yes, I’m covered in the stuff
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I bet it would feel so damn good to molt an exoskeleton.
August 19, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I bet it would feel so damn good to molt an exoskeleton.
Getting older sucks but sometimes you get overjoyed by the convenience of travel size toiletries
August 13, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Getting older sucks but sometimes you get overjoyed by the convenience of travel size toiletries
If it can’t be easier, Lord, help me to be stranger.
August 12, 2025 at 5:03 AM
If it can’t be easier, Lord, help me to be stranger.
Someone just gift me that baseball team with the triceratops mascot and I will Ted Lasso it into the premier league or whatever
May 17, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Someone just gift me that baseball team with the triceratops mascot and I will Ted Lasso it into the premier league or whatever
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new gender neutral greeting just dropped
May 3, 2025 at 4:23 PM
new gender neutral greeting just dropped
Eating my feelings (but like in a positive way)
May 4, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Eating my feelings (but like in a positive way)
Andor is still the best Star Wars thing
April 24, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Andor is still the best Star Wars thing
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the thing I hate most about that rfk quote is that autistic lives have value and worth and beauty and dignity whether they are able to do the things other people do or not. no one is defined by ability or lack thereof and to frame divergence as lack is monster stuff, utterly godless
April 19, 2025 at 12:05 AM
the thing I hate most about that rfk quote is that autistic lives have value and worth and beauty and dignity whether they are able to do the things other people do or not. no one is defined by ability or lack thereof and to frame divergence as lack is monster stuff, utterly godless
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I'm so used to bar bathrooms with cutesy signs that I had to stop here and ask myself if I was a Mario or a Wario
April 13, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I'm so used to bar bathrooms with cutesy signs that I had to stop here and ask myself if I was a Mario or a Wario
Does Batman eat in the Batmobile? Is it ever like full of fast food trash? Maybe he spills his Jamba and now there’s like a weird orange stain that just won’t come out and every once in awhile there’s a smell of rancid mango wafting through his AC?
April 12, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Does Batman eat in the Batmobile? Is it ever like full of fast food trash? Maybe he spills his Jamba and now there’s like a weird orange stain that just won’t come out and every once in awhile there’s a smell of rancid mango wafting through his AC?
The best part of looking for a next therapist is all the bonus anxiety
April 11, 2025 at 4:17 AM
The best part of looking for a next therapist is all the bonus anxiety
Showed our daughter The Parent Trap so she can too dream about having a British twin and rich parents.
April 8, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Showed our daughter The Parent Trap so she can too dream about having a British twin and rich parents.
“The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardobe? I think you mean (start counting fingers) my father-in-law (laugh break), my mother-in-law (laugh break) and their luggage!” (Long laugh break)
April 6, 2025 at 8:20 AM
“The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardobe? I think you mean (start counting fingers) my father-in-law (laugh break), my mother-in-law (laugh break) and their luggage!” (Long laugh break)
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a world without trans people has never existed and never will
April 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
a world without trans people has never existed and never will
So happy when my wife comes home so I can mention something dumb or interesting or both that I heard on a podcast that day.
March 31, 2025 at 4:00 AM
So happy when my wife comes home so I can mention something dumb or interesting or both that I heard on a podcast that day.
Personally, I don’t think ANY Pokemon should smoke cigarettes
March 23, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Personally, I don’t think ANY Pokemon should smoke cigarettes
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"Hello, old friend," he drunkenly mumbled to the Pluto channel that only plays old episodes of "Supermarket Sweep."
March 20, 2025 at 4:09 AM
"Hello, old friend," he drunkenly mumbled to the Pluto channel that only plays old episodes of "Supermarket Sweep."
Canadian Home Makeover shows make me jealous in multiple ways
March 13, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Canadian Home Makeover shows make me jealous in multiple ways
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Sharing with alt text
March 8, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Sharing with alt text
Talking to myself, mixing up the words, saying “you know what I mean” and then laughing because this is who I am now
February 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Talking to myself, mixing up the words, saying “you know what I mean” and then laughing because this is who I am now
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This cannot be overstated like people used to be legitimately afraid of getting their asses kicked for wearing the wrong kind of shoelaces
the way to stop people doing nazi shit is to create an environment where doing nazi shit immediately gets you jumped by six guys, do not pass go, ass kicking first and ask questions later. every goth & punk bar on god's gay earth already figured this out in the 90s
February 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
This cannot be overstated like people used to be legitimately afraid of getting their asses kicked for wearing the wrong kind of shoelaces