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TIMtheTOON @timtoon.com · 8h

HA! Just kidding I actually mean the opposite of what I said because it’s the ‘00s and I only speak in detached, knowing irony… or do I??

TIMtheTOON @timtoon.com · 1d

The movie has one trick it deploys endlessly: the reversal. The problem is each reversal makes as much sense as the one before or after it, which means none of them carry any narrative weight

Have You Seen This? @haveyouseen.us · 2d

We honor the spooky season by getting into a knock-down drag-out nerd slapfight with @bitterkarella.bsky.social over the 2007-ish Halloween anthology TRICK 'R TREAT! Get it at our Patreon www.patreon.com/posts/141063...

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TIMtheTOON @timtoon.com · 1d

The difference between “the perfect scrambled eggs” and “passable scrambled eggs” is basically nil 🍳

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TIMtheTOON @timtoon.com · 1d

Just some pumpkiny-scarecrowy kinda thing 🤷🏻‍♂️

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TIMtheTOON @timtoon.com · 1d

The movie has one trick it deploys endlessly: the reversal. The problem is each reversal makes as much sense as the one before or after it, which means none of them carry any narrative weight

Have You Seen This? @haveyouseen.us · 2d

We honor the spooky season by getting into a knock-down drag-out nerd slapfight with @bitterkarella.bsky.social over the 2007-ish Halloween anthology TRICK 'R TREAT! Get it at our Patreon www.patreon.com/posts/141063...

257 - Trick 'r Treat | Have You Seen This?

www.patreon.com

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TIMtheTOON @timtoon.com · 2d

an entire episode done in the dEbAtE mE voice 🥴

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TIMtheTOON @timtoon.com · 3d

@372pages.bsky.social I’m starting to think Modelland was a cry for help

Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 3d

fucking losing it

tyra banks holding her ice cream cone and hot ice cream (?) while looking totally hinged.

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TIMtheTOON @timtoon.com · 3d

An anchor is like a hashtag for a url ☝️

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TIMtheTOON @timtoon.com · 3d

well said! 👏👏

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TIMtheTOON @timtoon.com · 3d

haha, I’ll go back to using my paste-up skills from high school if I have to—I’m already too far gone!

TIMtheTOON @timtoon.com · 4d

Zeno’s Punchline: it never gets here!

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TIMtheTOON @timtoon.com · 4d

Dang, completely missed this! Will send an email all the same 🤞

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TIMtheTOON @timtoon.com · 4d

I went looking after that other comment, and will 100% jump ship again if it comes to it. I’m just crazy enough to learn GIMP 😜

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 7d

Minimum demands from here on:
- Abolish ICE immediately
- Prosecute and jail all ICE leaders nationwide, and any ICE goon who can be proven to have violated the Constitution
- Prosecute and jail all Trump administration officials responsible, inc. Cabinet level
- Abolish Dept of Homeland Security

Kurt @flglchicago.bsky.social · 7d

Here’s video of the incident

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TIMtheTOON @timtoon.com · 4d

I’ve made instructions in Affinity Publisher (I’ll spare you the nuisances I’ve encountered placing images and selecting tools), but am glad you had an easier time of it than I did! I jumped ship from Adobe because of subscription pricing: I don’t like renting software in perpetuity

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TIMtheTOON @timtoon.com · 5d

The Affinity suite UX is radioactive garbage, but I’d use it over Adobe ten times out of ten

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TIMtheTOON @timtoon.com · 5d

The pinnacle of Spooky Season was seeing Inside No.9’s Stage Fright in Canterbury.

They went the extra mile to stage an incredible show with the same dark humor and sinister twists.

Seat #9 with the Grand Guignol program laid across it

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TIMtheTOON @timtoon.com · 5d

What a beautiful melody 🎶🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛

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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 6d

More propaganda with painfully normal people zip-tied at the side of the road please, this will for sure convince the American people that you're the good guys

Homeland Security @DHSgov

We're having an All Night Revival

Still frame from a video: Painfully normal people zip tied on the side of the road, sitting on a guardrail in a row

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Felipe De La Hoz @felipedlh.bsky.social · 6d

You cannot be fucking serious

SCOOP: Apple Quietly Made ICE Agents a Protected Class

Internal emails show tech giant used anti-hate-speech rules meant for minorities to block an app documenting immigration enforcement.

migrantinsider.com

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 7d

Hey CNN why are the gas prices on this photo so low? Ohhhh. I see. You're hoping no one notices this photo is from before the internet fucking existed. You shitheads.

CNN @cnn.com · 7d

"President Donald Trump and his top aides are using the word 'insurrection' more frequently to describe anti-ICE protests in places like Portland," writes Zachary B. Wolf. https://cnn.it/4pWYmzr

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TIMtheTOON @timtoon.com · 7d

@reptedlieu.bsky.social why aren’t you doing this?

🏰⚡ℌ𝔞𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔡 𝔄𝔟𝔟𝔢𝔶🦇👻 @abbeyarletto.bsky.social · 8d

Imagine if the Democratic Party united behind officially calling for Trump’s resignation - in every press conference, every floor speech, every interview. Again and again. If nothing else, to tear down all those years of normalization that still shield him and his party from accountability.

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Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀 @dicefunctional.bsky.social · 7d

Hey I'm gonna recommend something for y'all-

Download the music you like to a damn SD card or something similar that works with what you have, and play it offline.

As for podcasts? Use something other than Spotify. I use PocketCasts, and there are many other options out there as well.

Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 8d

Spotify is partnering with ChatGPT

• Will personalize music and podcast recommendations

• Available on an opt-in basis

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TIMtheTOON @timtoon.com · 8d

Be like Lego. The more you stick together, the better you become ✊

ktla.com/business/dow...

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TIMtheTOON @timtoon.com · 8d

“I’m gonna go home (with my groceries) and sleep with my wife.”

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TIMtheTOON @timtoon.com · 8d

I generally like to take a break from one hobby with another hobby

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