TIMtheTOON
@timtoon.com
Builds Lego, runs Traveller RPG,
watches unwatchable movies
📷 @timtoonstudio
📼 @hystpod.bsky.social
http://haveyouseen.us
http://timtoon.com
watches unwatchable movies
📷 @timtoonstudio
📼 @hystpod.bsky.social
http://haveyouseen.us
http://timtoon.com
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TIMtheTOON
@timtoon.com
· Nov 18
The Riven Mag-Lev is now available in the @cyan.com online store! This is a limited-edition microscale set of the iconic vehicle made from #Lego bricks:
store.cyan.com/products/pre...
store.cyan.com/products/pre...
“Does a hoarder live in your mind palace?”
January 27, 2026 at 2:37 AM
“Does a hoarder live in your mind palace?”
Heck yeah, thank you TV for giving us (in order of importance):
1) Ghostwatch
2) season 5 of Red Dwarf
3) everything else
1) Ghostwatch
2) season 5 of Red Dwarf
3) everything else
January 26, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Heck yeah, thank you TV for giving us (in order of importance):
1) Ghostwatch
2) season 5 of Red Dwarf
3) everything else
1) Ghostwatch
2) season 5 of Red Dwarf
3) everything else
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Here's Apple CEO Tim Cook hanging out with disgraced sex pest Brett Ratner at the Fascist Dementia Pedophile's party for the movie they collaborated on as part of a straightforward bribery campaign to cover up said dying pedophile's sex crimes and ongoing coup of the United States
January 26, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Here's Apple CEO Tim Cook hanging out with disgraced sex pest Brett Ratner at the Fascist Dementia Pedophile's party for the movie they collaborated on as part of a straightforward bribery campaign to cover up said dying pedophile's sex crimes and ongoing coup of the United States
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"Why is it so normal for law enforcement — those who are supposed to be keepers of law and order — to kill Americans? And why is the only question at the end of the day how much their victims deserved to die?"
Read more from @sarahjeong.bsky.social: www.theverge.com/policy/86745...
Read more from @sarahjeong.bsky.social: www.theverge.com/policy/86745...
January 25, 2026 at 5:12 PM
"Why is it so normal for law enforcement — those who are supposed to be keepers of law and order — to kill Americans? And why is the only question at the end of the day how much their victims deserved to die?"
Read more from @sarahjeong.bsky.social: www.theverge.com/policy/86745...
Read more from @sarahjeong.bsky.social: www.theverge.com/policy/86745...
Love the GM tools for Pirate Borg.
With no prep, you can run a one-shot where a known pirate can conspire with a criminal captain, a vampire, and the bride she tried to kill on their wedding night, to steal a ship… only to be hunted by the drowned former crew until they return a cursed artifact 🏴☠️🎲
With no prep, you can run a one-shot where a known pirate can conspire with a criminal captain, a vampire, and the bride she tried to kill on their wedding night, to steal a ship… only to be hunted by the drowned former crew until they return a cursed artifact 🏴☠️🎲
January 25, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Love the GM tools for Pirate Borg.
With no prep, you can run a one-shot where a known pirate can conspire with a criminal captain, a vampire, and the bride she tried to kill on their wedding night, to steal a ship… only to be hunted by the drowned former crew until they return a cursed artifact 🏴☠️🎲
With no prep, you can run a one-shot where a known pirate can conspire with a criminal captain, a vampire, and the bride she tried to kill on their wedding night, to steal a ship… only to be hunted by the drowned former crew until they return a cursed artifact 🏴☠️🎲
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“In the eyes of a chief financial officer, the humble door can look like a money pit.”
First, kill all the MBAs.
www.theguardian.com/travel/2026/...
First, kill all the MBAs.
www.theguardian.com/travel/2026/...
The bathroom door scandal: why hotels are putting toilets in glass boxes
Solid doors are being replaced with sliding ones, or even transparent cubicles. For furious guests, this is a cost-cutting measure too far
www.theguardian.com
January 24, 2026 at 2:47 PM
“In the eyes of a chief financial officer, the humble door can look like a money pit.”
First, kill all the MBAs.
www.theguardian.com/travel/2026/...
First, kill all the MBAs.
www.theguardian.com/travel/2026/...
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Outside the first of two Targets we occupied today, because Target is complicit with ICE.
Solidarity from New York City, Minnesota!
#IceOutofMN #IceOutForGood
Solidarity from New York City, Minnesota!
#IceOutofMN #IceOutForGood
January 23, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Outside the first of two Targets we occupied today, because Target is complicit with ICE.
Solidarity from New York City, Minnesota!
#IceOutofMN #IceOutForGood
Solidarity from New York City, Minnesota!
#IceOutofMN #IceOutForGood
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Y traveld back yn tym and steppd on a butterfly but Y think Y fyxd yt
January 23, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Y traveld back yn tym and steppd on a butterfly but Y think Y fyxd yt
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Game Dev Simulator Just Indeed Job Search hard-drive.net/game-dev-sim...
January 22, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Game Dev Simulator Just Indeed Job Search hard-drive.net/game-dev-sim...
Scrooge up late tweeting 200+ times on Xmas Eve
There's still some eggnog left and we want to go to bat for this darker-than-dark 2019 adaptation of Charles Dickens's well-trod classic, A CHRISTMAS CAROL www.patreon.com/posts/146876...
265 - A Christmas Carol | Have You Seen This?
Get more from Have You Seen This? on Patreon
www.patreon.com
January 22, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Scrooge up late tweeting 200+ times on Xmas Eve
“AI chews up and spits out art made by other people.”
This interview is very funny. www.thenation.com/article/soci...
Meet the Alaska Student Arrested for Eating an AI Art Exhibit
A conversation with Graham Granger, whose combination of protest and performance art spread beyond campus. “AI chews up and spits out art made by other people.”
www.thenation.com
January 22, 2026 at 8:11 PM
“AI chews up and spits out art made by other people.”
@shoomlah.bsky.social and yes this one has hand-written text in it, courtesy of artist/calligrapher @bowsnonk.bsky.social
January 22, 2026 at 7:46 PM
@shoomlah.bsky.social and yes this one has hand-written text in it, courtesy of artist/calligrapher @bowsnonk.bsky.social
Designing this in the Lego ‘system’ made for some very elegant techniques I am quite proud of
We're proud to announce a new Riven LEGO® kit!
This limited-edition Moiety Dagger* set features over 100 bricks, custom assembly guide, & beautiful packaging!
While supplies last: https://store.cyan.com/s/0126dsc
*For display purposes only - Not guaranteed to stabilize unstable Ages
This limited-edition Moiety Dagger* set features over 100 bricks, custom assembly guide, & beautiful packaging!
While supplies last: https://store.cyan.com/s/0126dsc
*For display purposes only - Not guaranteed to stabilize unstable Ages
January 22, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Designing this in the Lego ‘system’ made for some very elegant techniques I am quite proud of
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I played this song in the car once and @timtoon.com made me turn it off
bruh, remember Kreayshawn?
i saw her live, lol
i saw her live, lol
Kreayshawn - Gucci Gucci
YouTube video by kreayshawn
youtu.be
January 12, 2026 at 10:48 PM
I played this song in the car once and @timtoon.com made me turn it off
I’ve been on vacation two weeks.
Is he dead yet?
Is he dead yet?
January 22, 2026 at 7:21 PM
I’ve been on vacation two weeks.
Is he dead yet?
Is he dead yet?
This is so crazy, “toy doctor” is the title I had working on set for Lego’s [redacted] promotion last year
January 4, 2026 at 6:21 PM
This is so crazy, “toy doctor” is the title I had working on set for Lego’s [redacted] promotion last year
An affront to entertainment, PERVY THE CLOWN is the most singularly tragic attempt at porn we’ve ever seen; we could have stopped there, our labors done
One of the all-time best episodes.
In a way, it feels like it should have been the FINAL episode, but I'm happy as hell it wasn't.
In a way, it feels like it should have been the FINAL episode, but I'm happy as hell it wasn't.
January 3, 2026 at 10:32 PM
An affront to entertainment, PERVY THE CLOWN is the most singularly tragic attempt at porn we’ve ever seen; we could have stopped there, our labors done
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We all know which game they really meant
January 2, 2026 at 7:16 PM
We all know which game they really meant
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hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
January 3, 2026 at 7:02 AM
hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
Relatable Aussie culture is “nahyeah, I know a hair-trigger lunatic”
PLAYLUNCH - Keith (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Playlunch
m.youtube.com
January 2, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Relatable Aussie culture is “nahyeah, I know a hair-trigger lunatic”
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If you are a resident of California, the state now has a portal where you can demand deletion of your personal data from 500+ registered data brokers with a single request form, for free.
consumer.drop.privacy.ca.gov
consumer.drop.privacy.ca.gov
consumer.drop.privacy.ca.gov
January 2, 2026 at 2:26 AM
If you are a resident of California, the state now has a portal where you can demand deletion of your personal data from 500+ registered data brokers with a single request form, for free.
consumer.drop.privacy.ca.gov
consumer.drop.privacy.ca.gov
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In 2026: Generative AI is not inevitable. You can say no. You can refuse. You can reject the disgusting lukewarm slop that the richest and worst people in the world are trying to force-feed you. You can tell them to eat shit and die mad. You can break the machine
December 31, 2025 at 11:41 PM
In 2026: Generative AI is not inevitable. You can say no. You can refuse. You can reject the disgusting lukewarm slop that the richest and worst people in the world are trying to force-feed you. You can tell them to eat shit and die mad. You can break the machine
Walking down Third Street Promenade, a stunning brunette in what looked like a vintage wedding dress rushed past me. A pedestrian and I looked at each other like …was that Helena Bonham Carter?
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 31, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Walking down Third Street Promenade, a stunning brunette in what looked like a vintage wedding dress rushed past me. A pedestrian and I looked at each other like …was that Helena Bonham Carter?
The affable barista asked me if the same jacket I had been wearing for 15 years was “vintage“
Forget insults, what’s the most unhinged *compliment* you’ve ever received?
December 31, 2025 at 9:13 PM
The affable barista asked me if the same jacket I had been wearing for 15 years was “vintage“