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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 5h

jane if you are reading this you have a moral obligation to do whatever you have to do including baldfaced lying to and extorting netflix executives to get this done right

Bloody Disgusting @bloody-disgusting.com · 16h

Netflix has emerged victorious in a competitive bidding situation for BLACK HOLE, a series adaptation of Charles Burns’ bestselling comic with Jane Schoenbrun at the helm:

‘I Saw the TV Glow’ Director to Adapt ‘Black Hole’ Comic as Netflix Series

Netflix has emerged victorious in a competitive bidding situation for Black Hole, a series adaptation of Charles Burns’ bestselling comic, Deadline reports. New Regency will be the co-studio alongside...

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notaperson.bsky.social @notaperson.bsky.social · 12h

I hope the Zoom Zoom kid never knew a moment's joy.

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RiffTrax @rifftrax.com · 17h

On this day in 1994, MST3K: Mitchell premiered and marked the start of the Mike era! www.rifftrax.com/mst3k-mitchell

MST3K: Mitchell

What word could be used to describe the majesty that is Mitchell? Simply put, nothing at all - save the tersely whispered name itself: Mitchell. Yes, Joe Don Baker is Mitchell, and much like his favor...

www.rifftrax.com

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E M Will @elainemwill.bsky.social · 17h

👀 *heavy breathing*

Emily Yoshida @emilyyoshida.bsky.social · 17h

Jane Schoenbrun
@sapphicspielbrg
Babe wake up new lifelong dream project just dropped.
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@DiscussingFilm

Jane Schoenbrun is set to write & direct a series adaptation of ‘BLACK HOLE’ for Netflix.

Howie Ratner from UNCUT GEMS saying “Holy shit I’m gonna cum”

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Sasha Chavkin @sashachavkin.bsky.social · 1d

Nearly seven million farmed birds have died in the US since September as a result of a bird flu resurgence

That includes 1.3 million turkeys, threatening the turkey supply ahead of Thanksgiving

Bird Flu Is Back

www.nytimes.com

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Ray Baker @bigbabyray.bsky.social · 1d

The Democrats biggest win in the past 50 years came after a blood curdling primary in 2008.

grimm ☀️ @mugrimm.bsky.social · 1d

How established dems think the most useful primaries look vs. how the most useful primaries actually look.

"Everybody Love Everybody" from Semi Pro

The Joker breaking a pool cue in half and saying "We're going to have try outs"

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 1d

[kool keith voice] i eliminated 85% of microplastics from my ejaculate

a tweet from bryan johnson (the smooth technology man who will live forever) that opens with the phrase "I eliminated 85% of microplastics from my ejaculate."

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Leslie Lee III, MA @leslieleeiii.bsky.social · 2d

Who wants to live in a world where if you can't work you're worthless?

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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 3d

Before you tell a disabled person it’s their family’s responsibility to care for them… remember that not everyone has family.

What’s more, disabled people are far more likely to be trapped in abusive relationships.

Better social supports would help them break free.

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 4d

doug emhoff's law firm cut a deal with trump to provide him 100 million in pro bono law services and eliminate all dei initiatives. seven partners resigned, doug emhoff did not 💙

Doug Emhoff @douglasemhoff.bsky.social · 5d

No Kings Santa Monica

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notaperson.bsky.social @notaperson.bsky.social · 4d

We, the listeners, won.

That was an entire episode of pure, uncut @bitterkarella.bsky.social. The good shit.

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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 4d

satire isn't dead, you're just not funny

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Socks the Macro Wolf Dad @socksthewolf.com · 20d

Windows 10 End of Life is in less than 2 weeks!
But you don't have to upgrade to Windows 11!!

This video will show you how to extend the life of Windows 10 by 3 more years via Extended Security Updates program safely, for free.

MS throws you to the wolves, but the wolves will throw you a bone.

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notaperson.bsky.social @notaperson.bsky.social · 5d

"ADAM! Stop being ---!"

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Clarkisha Kent @clarkishakent.blacksky.app · 7d

I knew someone like that. All that talking and not a mask in sight. Propaganda really won.

Meanwhile most rich people won’t even set foot in certain places without updated vaccines, cutting edge COVID tests, & advanced HEPA air filtration systems.

But keep treating your body like a “honey bun” 😒

ASBNBYN (they/them) @asbnbyn.bsky.social · 7d

People will so often tell me they don't want to get Covid again and how bad it was

But they also don't:
Mask
nor get the new vaccine(s)

(Even when I tell them that two series from years ago is like water in their veins)

So how are you protected? Hopes and dreams?

Faith without works is dead

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 7d

Nobody ever says "I wish I'd played more video games" when they die. Video games haven't been around long enough. I may be the first to say it.

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James Lawrence @kingfridayjoe.bsky.social · 7d

Lol, fuck off Grant

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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 8d

All I can add to the “we reject universal masking” discourse is that it’s not about masks. You aren’t rejecting universal masking, which never happened; you’re rejecting having to think about wearing a mask, and maybe feeling badly about thinking about masks. Can’t help you there.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 8d

can we all at least agree that no one should ever be criticized for any reason

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Scary Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 8d

CRITERION EDITION OF JONATHAN GLAZER'S 'BIRTH', ALERT ALERT

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What A Time To Be Alive @whatatimepod.bsky.social · 8d

An ancient tex

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Robert Gravemound 👻🦇🎃 @robpertray.bsky.social · 9d

the psychological toll of living in a society where everyone is out to compete with, profit off of, and scam everybody else is indescribable

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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 9d

I’m very very tired of “living in fear” being lobbed at maskwearers by people who frequently say they can’t wear one because no one else around them is.

Living in fear is ignoring science and endangering lives and your own health because you’re terrified of not fitting in.

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 9d

Caillou's dad: (texting) caillou is freaking the fuck out

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12d

I want to once again recommend one of the single greatest podcast episodes of all time

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