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tjmuessig.bsky.social
πŸŽƒ Frankentom's Monster πŸŽƒ
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Big doofus from river city, now on this thing
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Seriously, if you haven't heard this album, and you love chill, cool music, you owe it to yourself. Also, we've all heard the edit of 6 Underground, but IMHO the original is actually better.
Post a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.
Man I'll tell ya, if there's one thing I can't stand, it's when the veil between worlds draws thin and the spirits of the dead begin to rise. Been a good week on that front so far.
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If we can fill every website with shitposts, the dumb AIs will be trained on it and will become shitposting machines. We can achieve it.
I truly believe that one day, we will have juggalo astronauts. I hope to live to see it.
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he wont return my calls so its his fuckin fault really
Beer is good for you actually. It has fuckin micronutrients or whatever.
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This was just posted by a CBS News producer on their Instagram stories.
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i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says β€œi’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling
I feel like I'm losing my mind. The argument seems to be "he's not a nazi, he's just stupid!" Okay. Then you shouldn't vote for him. Stupid people shouldn't be put in positions of great authority. What the fuck is wrong with everybody?
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outfielders have to be the worst farmers i've ever seen. what are you doing out there? get to work
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I have been made aware of a Japanese cartoon man named β€œVegeta.”

He screams himself into godhood, his hair achieving ever more operatic configurations. I confess β€” I admire him. Here is a creature who refuses the tyranny of restraint, who becomes incandescent through effort and rage.
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Tastee Freez Employee 1: Are those two weird fuckers who suck on the chili dogs back out there

Tastee Freez Employee 2:*sighs* yeah
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merritt @merrittk.com Β· Aug 29
In Morrowind store owners put on clothes you sold to them if it was better than what they had. You could also enchant a shirt to poison yourself. So you could sell them a really nice self-poisoning shirt, fast forward an hour, then they'd be dead behind the counter and you could take their stuff
honestly fair. okay I’m not far enough in BG3 yet (still in the Underdark) so reply or quote this with your favorite video game bug. bonus points if it’s from your own game
I said "no let's not make this like twitter" and y'all said "no these big twitter accounts dictate things for us" and now we have a different shitty dude every 33 hours and "clocks are ableist". This what y'all wanted instead of talking about Armored Core 6 and Baldur's Gate 3
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"Everyone Is Twelve Now" theory of American decline remains unchallenged
I think the US has lost the mandate of heaven
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A portion of every dollar spent on Harry Potter merchandise goes to anti-transgender campaigns.
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Every night is Hololive Night
Completely fix baseball with five words.