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🎃 Frankentom's Monster 🎃 @tjmuessig.bsky.social · 2m

Seriously, if you haven't heard this album, and you love chill, cool music, you owe it to yourself. Also, we've all heard the edit of 6 Underground, but IMHO the original is actually better.

CEO of chillin @osmote.net · 2d

Post a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.

🎃 Frankentom's Monster 🎃 @tjmuessig.bsky.social · 2h

Man I'll tell ya, if there's one thing I can't stand, it's when the veil between worlds draws thin and the spirits of the dead begin to rise. Been a good week on that front so far.

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uesp.net @uesp.net · 13h

Skeleton time.

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🎃 Frankentom's Monster 🎃 @tjmuessig.bsky.social · 13h

If we can fill every website with shitposts, the dumb AIs will be trained on it and will become shitposting machines. We can achieve it.

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🎃 Frankentom's Monster 🎃 @tjmuessig.bsky.social · 15h

Insane Clown NASA

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🎃 Frankentom's Monster 🎃 @tjmuessig.bsky.social · 15h

I truly believe that one day, we will have juggalo astronauts. I hope to live to see it.

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Senator "wife good" Meatlord @hontdog.bsky.social · 17h

he wont return my calls so its his fuckin fault really

wet goblin's drive in movie theater sign

"tarzan dick never been kissed"

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🎃 Frankentom's Monster 🎃 @tjmuessig.bsky.social · 23h

Almond JOI

👻 D🎃ct🎃r Br🎃cc🎃 Li 👻 @farce.from.wtf · 1d

Change one letter. Ruin a candy.

Ow Henry

Betty Cocker @betty-cocker.bsky.social · 1d

Change one letter. Ruin a candy.

Bitterfinger

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🎃 Frankentom's Monster 🎃 @tjmuessig.bsky.social · 1d

Beer is good for you actually. It has fuckin micronutrients or whatever.

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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 1d

This was just posted by a CBS News producer on their Instagram stories.

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 4d

i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling

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🎃 Frankentom's Monster 🎃 @tjmuessig.bsky.social · 1d

I feel like I'm losing my mind. The argument seems to be "he's not a nazi, he's just stupid!" Okay. Then you shouldn't vote for him. Stupid people shouldn't be put in positions of great authority. What the fuck is wrong with everybody?

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 1d

outfielders have to be the worst farmers i've ever seen. what are you doing out there? get to work

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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 2d

I have been made aware of a Japanese cartoon man named “Vegeta.”

He screams himself into godhood, his hair achieving ever more operatic configurations. I confess — I admire him. Here is a creature who refuses the tyranny of restraint, who becomes incandescent through effort and rage.

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rava @rava.bsky.social · 2d

⬇️ met with epstein many times

CNBC @cnbc.com · 3d

Bill Gates softens 'Climate Disaster' approach, says too many resources are going to fight the problem

Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates says countries and leaders need to shift their approach to climate change and focus on 'improving lives'

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · May 3

Tastee Freez Employee 1: Are those two weird fuckers who suck on the chili dogs back out there

Tastee Freez Employee 2:*sighs* yeah

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merritt @merrittk.com · Aug 29

In Morrowind store owners put on clothes you sold to them if it was better than what they had. You could also enchant a shirt to poison yourself. So you could sell them a really nice self-poisoning shirt, fast forward an hour, then they'd be dead behind the counter and you could take their stuff

Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · Aug 29

honestly fair. okay I’m not far enough in BG3 yet (still in the Underdark) so reply or quote this with your favorite video game bug. bonus points if it’s from your own game

nobody @granddad.bsky.social · Aug 29

I said "no let's not make this like twitter" and y'all said "no these big twitter accounts dictate things for us" and now we have a different shitty dude every 33 hours and "clocks are ableist". This what y'all wanted instead of talking about Armored Core 6 and Baldur's Gate 3

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Eric Champnella @echamp.bsky.social · 4d

AMERICA 2025:

Where an Only Fans model is providing 1.21 million meals for the homeless while the majority of evangelical Christians support the man cutting off food stamps to 40M Americans.