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Tim

@tlbtim.bsky.social

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Emotionally Precious. Passion for photography, cooking & so in love w/my husband @tlbjames.bsky.social Cohost #TrashSprinkles podcast 🏳️‍🌈 (http://tasteslikeburning.libsyn.com)

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Tim @tlbtim.bsky.social · 19h

Two bits, four bits, six bits, a dollar...you forgot your own gummies, get the hell out of my kitchen! YAY!!!!

Tim @tlbtim.bsky.social · 20h

You would be correct.

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Tim @tlbtim.bsky.social · 21h

Happy Birthday @sbamatt.bsky.social!

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Tim @tlbtim.bsky.social · 1d

I know... Good to know (I knew) but still... Such a shame.

Tim @tlbtim.bsky.social · 1d

If we get it...eek I need some happy pills.

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Tim @tlbtim.bsky.social · 1d

He should be wearing all six...

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Tim @tlbtim.bsky.social · 1d

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Tim @tlbtim.bsky.social · 1d

I don't see how... Is it because I drive up like this?

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Tim @tlbtim.bsky.social · 1d

I feel like we get double taxed in so many ways...

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Tim @tlbtim.bsky.social · 1d

Not in the best of times, not in the worst of times...

Tim @tlbtim.bsky.social · 1d

christian music at the car dealership...good thing I'm only selling. Otherwise I'd walk out.

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Tim @tlbtim.bsky.social · 2d

I know...😬

Tim @tlbtim.bsky.social · 2d

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Tim @tlbtim.bsky.social · 2d

THAT'S A MANI PETI JOKE!
I like...

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Tim @tlbtim.bsky.social · 2d

Maybe it shouldn't be...😬

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Tim @tlbtim.bsky.social · 2d

Can you call it a treat if it's all the time? 😘

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Tim @tlbtim.bsky.social · 2d

I think we've earned a break for the first time in 20 years to make like the dead and rest... I'm kind of done putting in the effort with this neighborhood anyway...😬

Tim @tlbtim.bsky.social · 2d

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Tim @tlbtim.bsky.social · 3d

We buy it at home improvement/hardware stores.
These stores should have it, maybe others too:
Ace Hardware
Do It Best
Home Depot
Lowes
Lexington Paint & Supply
Target
True Value

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Tim @tlbtim.bsky.social · 3d

Have you tried Folex? I have yet to find a stain it hasn't been able to remove. That plus your new machine, might be a good match if you have stains it couldn't get out. But wait, There's MORE!!! (not really, that's it.)

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James @tlbjames.bsky.social · 6d

Timeline cleanse: You've Been Hit By, You've Struck By An Orange Criminal edition

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Tim @tlbtim.bsky.social · 6d

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Tim @tlbtim.bsky.social · 6d