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Abby Normal
@binkytoes.bsky.social
Welcome to Toe Talk. Not a kink (no judgment, tho). Upper middle-aged. Veteran. Caregiver. Mild Child. Comedy consumer. MBNay. 'The foundation of liberty is knowledge.' There are four lights. IDIC. 🖖🫎🐿️🥰🌎 Texan.💙 Zone 8b/9a. Smut reader.
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Give her glitter! And a whistle!

(Good thing I never had babies of my own. The revenge from my brother would have been intense, after all the presents I gave his kids…)
November 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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I’ve counted three people in this diner who just wore their slippers to breakfast
November 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
November 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Was just rereading stuff I’ve tweeted about Honduras over the years and saw this again. From 2024: www.nytimes.com/2024/08/28/m... archive if you get the paywall:
archive.is/2024.08.28-1...
November 29, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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What we’re watching right now 🧐

DemoGARgon lives here in the right side up! #StrangerThings
November 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Well... shit. This one is new to me.

I look forward to hearing more about this from #SpaceWeather folks!

Apparently, the Jetblue incident that kicked this off happened a month ago: www.cnn.com/2025/10/30/u...

🧪🔭
November 29, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Solid choice.
Good luck with the pinkeye 😂
My niece's favorite word is "eyeball".
November 28, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Shout out to everyone who still smells like whatever meats y'all's Thanksgiving hosts smoked yesterday
November 28, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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SO NUDE!!
OUT: Turducken

IN: this monstrosity created by @dmacalvert.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Something you might not know about Macy’s: they’re union (UFCW). #Macys
November 28, 2025 at 5:38 AM
November 28, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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Elon Musk and the Trump administration gleefully shutting down USAID “has already caused the deaths of six hundred thousand people, two-thirds of them children.”

People throw around terms like genocide quite freely online but it’s hard to find other words to describe this level of man-made death.
USAID shutdown has led to hundreds of thousands of deaths | Harvard T.H. Chan School of Public Health
The Trump administration’s decision to shut down the U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID) has resulted in hundreds of thousands of deaths from infectious diseases and malnutrition, accord...
hsph.harvard.edu
November 28, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Can't believe CBS News posted this 😂
www.instagram.com/reel/DRlRaPq...
November 28, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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Indigenous actress Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake
‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Generally, when I use the term "gong show" I'm referring to a situation that is a complete amateurish disaster, similar to a dumpster fire. #canada

defector.com/how-a-campy-...
How A Campy 1970s Game Show Became Part Of Canada's National Lexicon | Defector
On tiny Hornby Island northwest of Vancouver, after the Women’s World Cup in the summer of 2015, our bed-and-breakfast host was telling us about the town. The pizza place in the park is terrific, he s...
defector.com
November 27, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Roasted mushrooms and paneer. This is just all kinds of amazing.
November 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM
November 28, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Oh no. I found evidence of me doing the thought leader fingers pressed together thing.
November 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Fair shout to the bloke at the Bullring Lego Store, who wouldn’t show me the Lego USS Enterprise because a) it’s not on sale until tomorrow, b) it would potentially spoil the magic, and c) doing so would quite possibly wind up in a messy, costly divorce.
November 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
November 27, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Hell yeah, gobble gobble time! Time to dig into that turkussy, y'all!
November 27, 2025 at 2:58 PM
How much did that bank pay John Travolta for the Santa Greased Lightning commercial?
November 27, 2025 at 3:15 PM