tomlin.bsky.social
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@robdelaney.bsky.social this was in one of my "on this day" things. it still makes me laugh at loud. never change too much.
January 30, 2026 at 2:48 PM
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january 30th: a partially formed mr. blobby stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before disappearing
Signs and portents
January 30, 2026 at 9:42 AM
to the wizard who opened a portal to the snot dimension inside of my nose. I’m SORRY
January 30, 2026 at 7:54 AM
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Pretty sure he’s trying to hide the scar he got trying to steal a medallion off a woman in a bar fire in Nepal in the 1930s.
He's now wearing one glove to hide his rotting hand.
January 28, 2026 at 7:35 AM
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Liz Truss waiting patiently by her phone for Reform to ring, not realising it's actually a penguin biscuit
January 26, 2026 at 12:34 PM
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Wouldn’t have made it out of the VEEP writers room
January 26, 2026 at 4:58 PM
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Do we have to call it that
January 25, 2026 at 2:10 PM
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your lesbian aunt posing with one of the founders of Studio Ghibli at Comic Con
January 20, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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January 15, 2026 at 11:22 AM
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January 7, 2026 at 1:16 AM
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London in the good old days - before everyone's feet pointed forwards.
January 2, 2026 at 8:24 PM
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The first two hours this morning
January 5, 2026 at 11:21 AM
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Major rogue Tayto news over the festive period:

"Why have Monster Munch, when you can have Edvald Munch" etc
January 5, 2026 at 3:41 PM
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
April 22, 2024 at 7:43 PM
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me: you boy what day is it today?

boy: nonces shout out of the window day.

me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.
December 25, 2024 at 7:57 AM
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December 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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every wiki article about classic UK comedy like "Father and Sons was a comedy duo comprised of Reg Father and Tommy Sons, who appeared on a record breaking 18,450 episodes of The Light Applause Hour. Reg Father died in 1988 of Cigarette Fever. Tommy Sons remains alive in prison since 1997"
February 17, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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It’s a fucking masterpiece
December 22, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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We've done some boxing by mistake
December 21, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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December 15, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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not the kind of behavior I expect from the winner of the fifa peace prize
December 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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HOLY - and I CANNOT stress this enough - SHIT
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:58 PM