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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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As screenwriter of the Labubu movie I want to clear up some misconceptions. Yes, technically they do eat human flesh, but only necrotic tissue around wounds. Doctors use them to clean up injuries and promote positive health outcomes. Labubus are humanity’s allies, except for evil Labubus of course
January 17, 2026 at 6:48 PM
As screenwriter of the Labubu movie I want to clear up some misconceptions. Yes, technically they do eat human flesh, but only necrotic tissue around wounds. Doctors use them to clean up injuries and promote positive health outcomes. Labubus are humanity’s allies, except for evil Labubus of course
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The manual for Wario Blast: Featuring Bomberman shows an extremely low level of effort regarding Wario illustrations. Despite Bomberman receiving various different drawings, only one artwork of Wario is used, which is repeated 19 times without any alterations.
January 16, 2026 at 6:17 PM
The manual for Wario Blast: Featuring Bomberman shows an extremely low level of effort regarding Wario illustrations. Despite Bomberman receiving various different drawings, only one artwork of Wario is used, which is repeated 19 times without any alterations.
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screenshotted this off insta
January 17, 2026 at 9:46 PM
screenshotted this off insta
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January 17, 2026 at 12:09 AM
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Mommy covered her face with her hands and now she’s lost media 💔
We have to take the phrase "Lost Media" away from YouTubers for awhile until they reeducate themselves on what that actually means.
January 14, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Mommy covered her face with her hands and now she’s lost media 💔
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Podcasts should not be eligible for the Golden Globes. Podcasts are for white 30-year old men to create as a substitute for therapy. If you get more than 100 listeners you should be executed by the state.
January 13, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Podcasts should not be eligible for the Golden Globes. Podcasts are for white 30-year old men to create as a substitute for therapy. If you get more than 100 listeners you should be executed by the state.
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son of a creature man
January 13, 2026 at 8:11 PM
son of a creature man
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I keep thinking about the stress expended by small sites responding to the Online Safety Act. Trying to make sense of unclear guidance and do their best, already thinking about user safety. And then I think about X deciding to openly generate masses of CSAM and the lack of action taken against them.
January 7, 2026 at 4:17 PM
I keep thinking about the stress expended by small sites responding to the Online Safety Act. Trying to make sense of unclear guidance and do their best, already thinking about user safety. And then I think about X deciding to openly generate masses of CSAM and the lack of action taken against them.
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JRPG inn jingle but it never resolves
January 2, 2026 at 9:55 PM
JRPG inn jingle but it never resolves
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i made game-reactive vtuber integrations for super mario bros!
January 12, 2026 at 8:15 AM
i made game-reactive vtuber integrations for super mario bros!
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kristen stewart can wear whatever she wants she's earned it
January 11, 2026 at 7:47 PM
kristen stewart can wear whatever she wants she's earned it
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Congratulations to Kristen Stewart, who may have managed to already wear the worst outfit we're going to see all year. You are not prepared for the scrolldown:
tomandlorenzo.com/2026/01/kris...
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Kristen Stewart Promotes THE CHRONOLOGY OF WATER on LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS - Tom + Lorenzo
We can say with utter certainty that, despite her many years of wearing fucked-up fashion and our many years of lovingly (or not) documenting her choices,
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January 6, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Congratulations to Kristen Stewart, who may have managed to already wear the worst outfit we're going to see all year. You are not prepared for the scrolldown:
tomandlorenzo.com/2026/01/kris...
tomandlorenzo.com/2026/01/kris...
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Just remembered I can draw whatever I want
January 11, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Just remembered I can draw whatever I want
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holy fuck it’s real
January 11, 2026 at 3:24 AM
holy fuck it’s real
if they made this movie today it would be called vapey and the bandit!!!!! follow for more jokes and bits
Smokey and the Bandit (1977) - 0:06:00
Dir. Hal Needham
Runtime 96 minutes
🚬 x 22, or one cigarette every 4.36 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/smokey-and-the-bandit/
Dir. Hal Needham
Runtime 96 minutes
🚬 x 22, or one cigarette every 4.36 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/smokey-and-the-bandit/
January 10, 2026 at 6:21 PM
if they made this movie today it would be called vapey and the bandit!!!!! follow for more jokes and bits
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