I bet some staff are secretly pissed the fully staffed ghost train got cancelled. Imagine the bliss of being scheduled on your first Monday morning train to the buffet car on an empty train, and you could just read a book or whatever. Best gig on an Avanti.
January 22, 2026 at 7:45 AM
I bet some staff are secretly pissed the fully staffed ghost train got cancelled. Imagine the bliss of being scheduled on your first Monday morning train to the buffet car on an empty train, and you could just read a book or whatever. Best gig on an Avanti.
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Tfw you forget to cancel your free peace board trial membership in time but you've already given them your credit card details.
January 20, 2026 at 9:21 AM
Tfw you forget to cancel your free peace board trial membership in time but you've already given them your credit card details.
Bats at No.4 for Australia
15 Jan 1622: b. Jean-Baptiste Poquelin, better known as Molière #otd playwright & actor.
Died 1673 of TB while playing a hypochondriac. #poeticjustice? Or art imitates life which imitates art?
Died 1673 of TB while playing a hypochondriac. #poeticjustice? Or art imitates life which imitates art?
January 15, 2026 at 8:56 AM
Bats at No.4 for Australia
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I got chiles
They’re multiplying
They’re multiplying
January 10, 2026 at 2:14 PM
I got chiles
They’re multiplying
They’re multiplying
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Yeah they missed the roadkill top of the pyramid
January 7, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Yeah they missed the roadkill top of the pyramid
Left: Never washes a tea spoon, leaves it on the side in a little puddle.
Centre: Ate a kebab in the office for lunch in September which stank.
Right: Gave his boss profanisaurus in the secret Santa.
All three on standing in the rain during the big January storm duty.
Centre: Ate a kebab in the office for lunch in September which stank.
Right: Gave his boss profanisaurus in the secret Santa.
All three on standing in the rain during the big January storm duty.
January 8, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Left: Never washes a tea spoon, leaves it on the side in a little puddle.
Centre: Ate a kebab in the office for lunch in September which stank.
Right: Gave his boss profanisaurus in the secret Santa.
All three on standing in the rain during the big January storm duty.
Centre: Ate a kebab in the office for lunch in September which stank.
Right: Gave his boss profanisaurus in the secret Santa.
All three on standing in the rain during the big January storm duty.
Wake up babe. A new unit of astronomical measurement just dropped.
January 8, 2026 at 8:53 AM
Wake up babe. A new unit of astronomical measurement just dropped.
It must be fun doing the social media for a low stakes embassy/country pair. This or the cheese toasty that made people thirsty as fun soft diplomacy.
Without the need to be earnest or the risk of accidentally starting a massive incident that would come with a more aggro embassy/country pairing.
Without the need to be earnest or the risk of accidentally starting a massive incident that would come with a more aggro embassy/country pairing.
50 runaway sheep ram-paged through a German supermarket in rural Baa-varia, causing shear mania on Monday morning.
After breaking away from their 500-strong herd, the brazen sheep spent 20 minutes milling around in the Penny supermarket before ewe-turning and seeing themselves out.
After breaking away from their 500-strong herd, the brazen sheep spent 20 minutes milling around in the Penny supermarket before ewe-turning and seeing themselves out.
January 7, 2026 at 1:10 PM
It must be fun doing the social media for a low stakes embassy/country pair. This or the cheese toasty that made people thirsty as fun soft diplomacy.
Without the need to be earnest or the risk of accidentally starting a massive incident that would come with a more aggro embassy/country pairing.
Without the need to be earnest or the risk of accidentally starting a massive incident that would come with a more aggro embassy/country pairing.
Just defrosted the freezer, with all the contents in the garden when it's sub zero outside. Am I unjustifiably smug with my pretty basic plan? Yes.
January 7, 2026 at 10:39 AM
Just defrosted the freezer, with all the contents in the garden when it's sub zero outside. Am I unjustifiably smug with my pretty basic plan? Yes.
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Feels like a good morning to tell Bluesky the story about when I overdosed on my underwear, so let’s do this! 🧵
November 13, 2024 at 4:03 PM
Feels like a good morning to tell Bluesky the story about when I overdosed on my underwear, so let’s do this! 🧵
Rapidly approaching the time of year, when as a non regular gym goer I could do with going, but the hesitation to be that cliche 'first week of January gym guy' gives me the excuse I need to not.
December 30, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Rapidly approaching the time of year, when as a non regular gym goer I could do with going, but the hesitation to be that cliche 'first week of January gym guy' gives me the excuse I need to not.
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“Be sure to set me to ‘delicate,’ Alison. It’d be a shame to ruin that sweater, you know, in case it ever comes back in style.”
December 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
“Be sure to set me to ‘delicate,’ Alison. It’d be a shame to ruin that sweater, you know, in case it ever comes back in style.”
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Es ist perfekt.
December 19, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Es ist perfekt.
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Delia Voice: 'And remember as you serve the turkey, it's really important to remember to ask your guests which they think is the most entitled generation.'
September 17, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Delia Voice: 'And remember as you serve the turkey, it's really important to remember to ask your guests which they think is the most entitled generation.'
🎵Time can never mend
The careless whispers of a good friend
To the heart and mind
Ignorance is kind
There's no comfort in the truth
Cope is all you'll find🎵
The careless whispers of a good friend
To the heart and mind
Ignorance is kind
There's no comfort in the truth
Cope is all you'll find🎵
December 16, 2025 at 9:18 AM
🎵Time can never mend
The careless whispers of a good friend
To the heart and mind
Ignorance is kind
There's no comfort in the truth
Cope is all you'll find🎵
The careless whispers of a good friend
To the heart and mind
Ignorance is kind
There's no comfort in the truth
Cope is all you'll find🎵
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Here he is taking the photo.
December 12, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Here he is taking the photo.
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Every year we treat ourselves to a new decoration or two for the Christmas tree and this year’s additions are just absolutely outstanding
Tempted to not add anything else as we basically have a muppet Christmas tree
Tempted to not add anything else as we basically have a muppet Christmas tree
November 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Every year we treat ourselves to a new decoration or two for the Christmas tree and this year’s additions are just absolutely outstanding
Tempted to not add anything else as we basically have a muppet Christmas tree
Tempted to not add anything else as we basically have a muppet Christmas tree