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Dickgirl Van Dyke
@trashwytch.bsky.social
afab | 30 or 40 years old

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can potentially be found in any part of seattle on any given evening. could be outside your window right now.

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currently reading all my dad's books and blogging about them at https://huntingthegreatbear.wordpress.com/
Got a new speedsuit
November 26, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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trans women should watch more fashion shows so they get it in their head that clockiness is the ferrari of feminine beauty
November 24, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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winner, may 2023
November 24, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw.

( Also a good excuse for an #art study )
November 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
A movie that takes place where you're from
November 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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creature
November 23, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Many of you
November 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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sorry to Wizard of Oz post, but I was raised on the Midwestern cut of the film where Oz is in black and white and Kansas is in color so that we would be discouraged from flights of fancy and excited to return to farm work
November 22, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Criss Angel's Mindbreak
November 21, 2025 at 4:17 AM
living in ancient egypt must have been so cool. sipping a beer and enjoying a cool night breeze with a cat on your lap, looking at the pyramids and thinking damn, nobody is living better than this
November 20, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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thinking about Hamb, the bull dog from my dream that likes spaghetti
November 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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That's the anthem, get ya damn hands up
Goodbye Horses (Extended Mix)
YouTube video by Q Lazzarus - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 18, 2025 at 8:59 AM
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High Institute of Maritime Research, Latakia [OC] r/brutalism
November 17, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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[Jafar from Aladdin enunciating slowly voice] Labubu
November 17, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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ko-fi.com/aveuri/goal?... Can't say enough how much I appreciate everyones kindness whether you're able to help or not or are just able to boost this. Working a full 80+ hours on-top of full time house care and care for my sister is really just taking everything out of me.
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November 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Frankenstein is a metaphor for the dangers of reanimating corpses with electricity
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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When you're having dreams
Of Orgonon
Who you gonna call?
Cloudbusters
November 11, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Oh so not only does the holodeck kill you if there's a system failure, the sonic shower will ALSO kill you
November 11, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Meeting a gay elcor in mass effect:
Sheperd-
"I'm Commander Sheperd."

Gay Elcor in monotone voice-
"Flamboyant: oh my gawwwd and I'm just a little lost lamb, hello sweet thing what can I do for you."

Sheperd-
"Im looking for thermal clips."

Gay Elcor-
"Flamboyantly bites lip: I got one right h
November 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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English is such a beautiful language
November 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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My sisters now home from rehab and with winter coming my electric bills about to skyrocket. I really appreciate the shares and those who have been able to help so far, it means a lot to me. 💙
at my wits end, stressed out of my mind rly not wanting to do this, but my sisters going in for surgery tomorrow and now my washing machine might need to be repaired and i don't make enough on my own. to not become homeless,
ko-fi.com/aveuri/goal?...
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November 6, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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Obsessed with #nothingplay
November 2, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Helped put on another escape-room-style Halloween party this year, the theme was "corporate zombies" so we all had way too much fun making an evil office
November 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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TFW u open BlueSky and a bunch of ppl are vaguely posting about the same shit
August 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM