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Predictions: 2026
My laughable wishlist of things that might happen in the year ahead
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With mere hours to go, the post you've all been waiting for!
The Schoolbook Suppository's list of predictions for 2026!
The Schoolbook Suppository's list of predictions for 2026!
Artificial Imbeciles Trump, Hegseth, Caine and Rubio brief a horrified press about their obvious defiance of international law.
#Venezuela #MarkKelly #Epstein #JackSmith
#Venezuela #MarkKelly #Epstein #JackSmith
The Venezuela Incident
A press briefing about the blatantly illegal kidnapping of a very bad man.
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January 5, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Artificial Imbeciles Trump, Hegseth, Caine and Rubio brief a horrified press about their obvious defiance of international law.
#Venezuela #MarkKelly #Epstein #JackSmith
#Venezuela #MarkKelly #Epstein #JackSmith
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
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The Truth about Venezuela.
January 4, 2026 at 7:38 PM
The Truth about Venezuela.
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Are you available today?
January 4, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Are you available today?
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Democrats need to grow a f*cking spine.
No more strongly worded letters. It’s time to draft articles of impeachment.
Impeach. Convict. Remove.
No more strongly worded letters. It’s time to draft articles of impeachment.
Impeach. Convict. Remove.
January 4, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Democrats need to grow a f*cking spine.
No more strongly worded letters. It’s time to draft articles of impeachment.
Impeach. Convict. Remove.
No more strongly worded letters. It’s time to draft articles of impeachment.
Impeach. Convict. Remove.
Rubio told Kristen Welker that the US is now running Venezuela, and - in the same interview - says that they didn't need congressional approval because "this is not an invasion."
Both of these things can't be true.
Both of these things can't be true.
January 4, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Rubio told Kristen Welker that the US is now running Venezuela, and - in the same interview - says that they didn't need congressional approval because "this is not an invasion."
Both of these things can't be true.
Both of these things can't be true.
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Very surprising that the president who forced himself on women and girls without facing any consequences thinks he can force himself on countries without facing any consequences.
January 4, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Very surprising that the president who forced himself on women and girls without facing any consequences thinks he can force himself on countries without facing any consequences.
Let's be real for a minute, shall we?
For the sake of argument, forget about what *might* come next, forget about the oil, forget about the naked illegality of the Venezuela invasion...
Trump has put the world on notice that the US will kidnap ANY world leader at ANY time, just because.
Scary AF
For the sake of argument, forget about what *might* come next, forget about the oil, forget about the naked illegality of the Venezuela invasion...
Trump has put the world on notice that the US will kidnap ANY world leader at ANY time, just because.
Scary AF
January 4, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Let's be real for a minute, shall we?
For the sake of argument, forget about what *might* come next, forget about the oil, forget about the naked illegality of the Venezuela invasion...
Trump has put the world on notice that the US will kidnap ANY world leader at ANY time, just because.
Scary AF
For the sake of argument, forget about what *might* come next, forget about the oil, forget about the naked illegality of the Venezuela invasion...
Trump has put the world on notice that the US will kidnap ANY world leader at ANY time, just because.
Scary AF
In an interview with American news media, Marco Rubio says, "We are not at war with Venezuela."
Hitler didn't think himself "at war" with Poland.
Perhaps we should see what the Venezuelans think?
Hitler didn't think himself "at war" with Poland.
Perhaps we should see what the Venezuelans think?
January 4, 2026 at 4:57 PM
In an interview with American news media, Marco Rubio says, "We are not at war with Venezuela."
Hitler didn't think himself "at war" with Poland.
Perhaps we should see what the Venezuelans think?
Hitler didn't think himself "at war" with Poland.
Perhaps we should see what the Venezuelans think?
Well, this year's already a shitshow.
So read this instead!
So read this instead!
2026 Starts with a Bang (Literally)
The Venezuela Invasion, Part One
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January 4, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Well, this year's already a shitshow.
So read this instead!
So read this instead!
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Rubio is claiming that they did not need Congress permission because it was a law enforcement mission. The US is behaving as a global police state, extending its own arbitrary legal decisions to the whole world.
This is not a problem just for Venezuela.
This is not a problem just for Venezuela.
January 3, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Rubio is claiming that they did not need Congress permission because it was a law enforcement mission. The US is behaving as a global police state, extending its own arbitrary legal decisions to the whole world.
This is not a problem just for Venezuela.
This is not a problem just for Venezuela.
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If we can capture another country's president, can another country come and capture ours? Asking for a friend.
January 3, 2026 at 6:41 PM
If we can capture another country's president, can another country come and capture ours? Asking for a friend.
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It’s time for the world to Boycott, Divest and Sanction the U.S
Avoid the Olympics, World Cup and other sporting events. There’s no reason to celebrate the 250 birthday of this fallen nation
Avoid the Olympics, World Cup and other sporting events. There’s no reason to celebrate the 250 birthday of this fallen nation
January 3, 2026 at 12:36 PM
It’s time for the world to Boycott, Divest and Sanction the U.S
Avoid the Olympics, World Cup and other sporting events. There’s no reason to celebrate the 250 birthday of this fallen nation
Avoid the Olympics, World Cup and other sporting events. There’s no reason to celebrate the 250 birthday of this fallen nation
How the fuck are people supporting this fucking move in Venezuela? I mean, Adam Kinzinger?! REALLY?!?! I am NOT impressed. And the corporate news media is fucking SANEWASHING this lunacy, too. Below is a fucking DISGUSTING headline from MSNOW, who should fucking KNOW better.
January 4, 2026 at 1:15 AM
How the fuck are people supporting this fucking move in Venezuela? I mean, Adam Kinzinger?! REALLY?!?! I am NOT impressed. And the corporate news media is fucking SANEWASHING this lunacy, too. Below is a fucking DISGUSTING headline from MSNOW, who should fucking KNOW better.
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CHECKS AND BALANCES ARE GONE‼️
January 3, 2026 at 3:14 PM
CHECKS AND BALANCES ARE GONE‼️
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Members of Congress: stop posting online and APPEAR, PHYSICALLY on the steps of the Capitol to decry this unconstitutional violation of domestic & international law. SHOW THE PEOPLE the level of danger we are facing as a country.
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@senatedemocrats.bsky.social
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January 3, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Members of Congress: stop posting online and APPEAR, PHYSICALLY on the steps of the Capitol to decry this unconstitutional violation of domestic & international law. SHOW THE PEOPLE the level of danger we are facing as a country.
@housedemocrats.bsky.social
@senatedemocrats.bsky.social
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AMEN
look, I may not agree with every decision our president makes, but he is our commander in chief and I will defend to the death his right to be impeached, removed from office, arrested, stripped of his wealth, tried for his crimes and thrown straight the fuck into prison
January 3, 2026 at 5:48 PM
AMEN
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The appropriate Democratic response is that the president is out of control.
You don’t need to repeat his Maduro talking points. Stop being pussies.
You don’t need to repeat his Maduro talking points. Stop being pussies.
January 3, 2026 at 5:29 PM
The appropriate Democratic response is that the president is out of control.
You don’t need to repeat his Maduro talking points. Stop being pussies.
You don’t need to repeat his Maduro talking points. Stop being pussies.
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It's an old and obvious pattern. An unpopular president - failing on the economy and losing his grip on power at home - decides to launch a war for regime change abroad.
The American people don’t want to “run” a foreign country while our leaders fail to improve life in this one.
The American people don’t want to “run” a foreign country while our leaders fail to improve life in this one.
January 3, 2026 at 5:08 PM
It's an old and obvious pattern. An unpopular president - failing on the economy and losing his grip on power at home - decides to launch a war for regime change abroad.
The American people don’t want to “run” a foreign country while our leaders fail to improve life in this one.
The American people don’t want to “run” a foreign country while our leaders fail to improve life in this one.
On my Substack on New Year's Eve, I predicted, "POTUS orders the full-scale invasion of Venezuela, but doesn’t tell anybody about it because America’s supposed to be all about Peace now."
Ignore the rest of it. That cherry-picked quote makes me look prescient.
Ignore the rest of it. That cherry-picked quote makes me look prescient.
Predictions: 2026
My laughable wishlist of things that might happen in the year ahead
tssuppository.substack.com
January 3, 2026 at 5:32 PM
On my Substack on New Year's Eve, I predicted, "POTUS orders the full-scale invasion of Venezuela, but doesn’t tell anybody about it because America’s supposed to be all about Peace now."
Ignore the rest of it. That cherry-picked quote makes me look prescient.
Ignore the rest of it. That cherry-picked quote makes me look prescient.
Trump: "We'll run [Venezuela] professionally, we'll run it properly..."
He can't even run AMERICA professionally or properly...
He can't even run AMERICA professionally or properly...
January 3, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Trump: "We'll run [Venezuela] professionally, we'll run it properly..."
He can't even run AMERICA professionally or properly...
He can't even run AMERICA professionally or properly...
Satsuma Stalin: "We'll be selling oil [to Russia] in much larger doses."
Doses?
Doses?
January 3, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Satsuma Stalin: "We'll be selling oil [to Russia] in much larger doses."
Doses?
Doses?
Rubio & Stalin say that they didn't notify Congress because "it's not the kind of thing you can notify Congress about" and, "we can't have Congress leaking, because Congress leaks," respectively.
This is fucking insane.
This is fucking insane.
January 3, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Rubio & Stalin say that they didn't notify Congress because "it's not the kind of thing you can notify Congress about" and, "we can't have Congress leaking, because Congress leaks," respectively.
This is fucking insane.
This is fucking insane.