turtle
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i would like to publicly apologize to whoever melissa is. the restaurant sent me your order and i was very hungry.
January 13, 2025 at 12:22 AM
i would like to publicly apologize to whoever melissa is. the restaurant sent me your order and i was very hungry.
it seems a Sandworm Preparedness question has made it into my networking homework
December 9, 2024 at 12:56 AM
it seems a Sandworm Preparedness question has made it into my networking homework
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Bashar al-Assad’s biggest mistake? Not going on Joe Rogan.
December 7, 2024 at 8:13 PM
Bashar al-Assad’s biggest mistake? Not going on Joe Rogan.
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Must be terrifying knowing that someone who you’ve never met has the power to destroy your life
December 7, 2024 at 12:18 AM
Must be terrifying knowing that someone who you’ve never met has the power to destroy your life
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"assassin jacket." all your jackets are ass ass in my book
December 6, 2024 at 4:20 PM
"assassin jacket." all your jackets are ass ass in my book
i almost bought one of those conference speakers for D&D of all things. my ass could've been fire bolted irl (immersive gameplay).
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December 6, 2024 at 5:14 PM
i almost bought one of those conference speakers for D&D of all things. my ass could've been fire bolted irl (immersive gameplay).
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Had to get a passport-style photo taken at a Walgreens in the US and a weird guy walked past and said "hell yeah white boy you take that picture" and I laughed for a full minute. I can tell I'm still fighting not to laugh in this but it's probably not too obvious right. Do I need to retake this
December 6, 2024 at 10:32 AM
Had to get a passport-style photo taken at a Walgreens in the US and a weird guy walked past and said "hell yeah white boy you take that picture" and I laughed for a full minute. I can tell I'm still fighting not to laugh in this but it's probably not too obvious right. Do I need to retake this
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At its heart, Star Trek is a utopian fantasy about a society so advanced that they are capable of holding productive meetings that last no longer than three minutes
December 3, 2024 at 4:58 PM
At its heart, Star Trek is a utopian fantasy about a society so advanced that they are capable of holding productive meetings that last no longer than three minutes
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Actually kind of shocked that so many on the so-called "left" on here would celebrate the death of the CEO of the Shorten People's Lives Factory.
December 4, 2024 at 8:45 PM
Actually kind of shocked that so many on the so-called "left" on here would celebrate the death of the CEO of the Shorten People's Lives Factory.
oh wow tonight's dimension 20 episode is over three hours long. not sure if that's a record or not. either way it explains why this season needed an extra ep.
please excuse me as i cease existing for the next 195 minutes.
please excuse me as i cease existing for the next 195 minutes.
December 5, 2024 at 12:12 AM
oh wow tonight's dimension 20 episode is over three hours long. not sure if that's a record or not. either way it explains why this season needed an extra ep.
please excuse me as i cease existing for the next 195 minutes.
please excuse me as i cease existing for the next 195 minutes.
"guys i'm gonna push through this unpopular bill with my special power that can only be stopped with a no confidence vote"
[no confidence vote passes]
"who could have foreseen this"
www.france24.com/en/france/20...
[no confidence vote passes]
"who could have foreseen this"
www.france24.com/en/france/20...
French lawmakers topple PM Barnier's government in no-confidence vote
France's parliament voted to oust the government of Prime Minister Michel Barnier in a no-confidence vote Wednesday. Barnier's removal after three months in office means President Emmanuel Macron must...
www.france24.com
December 4, 2024 at 9:21 PM
"guys i'm gonna push through this unpopular bill with my special power that can only be stopped with a no confidence vote"
[no confidence vote passes]
"who could have foreseen this"
www.france24.com/en/france/20...
[no confidence vote passes]
"who could have foreseen this"
www.france24.com/en/france/20...
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biden should pardon this guy to take the attention off of him pardoning his son
December 4, 2024 at 8:13 PM
biden should pardon this guy to take the attention off of him pardoning his son
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December 4, 2024 at 2:38 AM
south korea seemed to be in a bad state already already but hoooo boy it seems like it's gonna get way worse.
there are probably other videos out there but i recommend Moon Channel's two-part series on the Korean Gender War(tee em) to get a picture of the current state of things there.
there are probably other videos out there but i recommend Moon Channel's two-part series on the Korean Gender War(tee em) to get a picture of the current state of things there.
This is really, really bad.
The current South Korean president rode a wave of misogynistic discontent to office. He was a fellow traveler of Trump's politics and now he may be dictator of South Korea. apnews.com/article/sout...
The current South Korean president rode a wave of misogynistic discontent to office. He was a fellow traveler of Trump's politics and now he may be dictator of South Korea. apnews.com/article/sout...
South Korean president declares emergency martial law, accusing opposition of anti-state activities
South Korean President Yoon Suk Yeol has declared an “emergency martial law," accusing the country's opposition of controlling the parliament and paralyzing the government with anti-state activities.
apnews.com
December 3, 2024 at 4:15 PM
south korea seemed to be in a bad state already already but hoooo boy it seems like it's gonna get way worse.
there are probably other videos out there but i recommend Moon Channel's two-part series on the Korean Gender War(tee em) to get a picture of the current state of things there.
there are probably other videos out there but i recommend Moon Channel's two-part series on the Korean Gender War(tee em) to get a picture of the current state of things there.
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shoplifting should take the place fishing used to occupy in our culture. avis of us wearing wraparound oakleys holding up cool stuff we stole, novelty "gone shopliftin'" door signs, that kind of stuff
I get the need to safeguard from shoplifting but this CVS setup is insane.
December 1, 2024 at 6:34 PM
shoplifting should take the place fishing used to occupy in our culture. avis of us wearing wraparound oakleys holding up cool stuff we stole, novelty "gone shopliftin'" door signs, that kind of stuff
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oh no where are divorced guys going to invent new slurs at now
December 2, 2024 at 8:07 PM
oh no where are divorced guys going to invent new slurs at now
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someone just stole my humongous grinch
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December 2, 2024 at 4:01 PM
someone just stole my humongous grinch