jul.i.an
@twelveyearsold.bsky.social
Monkey, I Shrunk The Chimp!
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jul.i.an
@twelveyearsold.bsky.social
· Jul 18
biker in Tenet world wearing a shirt that says IF YOU CAN READ THIS THE BITCH FELL ON
me forgetting what a glass of water is called
November 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
me forgetting what a glass of water is called
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keep honking... i'm clonking!
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
keep honking... i'm clonking!
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what was this guy’s fucking problem
November 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
what was this guy’s fucking problem
won $10 watching two wonderful men suffer colossal technical difficulties. we don’t have “cash app” in australia so if you want my $10 respond with your cash app @ 👍🆗
Holy crap! We're watching old episodes of Supermarket Sweep - and you can win REAL money by watching along with us! What!!!! Also Stefan is back whatever twitch.tv/gooffkings #ad
November 19, 2025 at 10:18 AM
won $10 watching two wonderful men suffer colossal technical difficulties. we don’t have “cash app” in australia so if you want my $10 respond with your cash app @ 👍🆗
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I know everyone's feeling like shit and the world sucks but it's important to remember good things are truly coming soon, namely that the new Avatar is in theaters on December 19th
November 14, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I know everyone's feeling like shit and the world sucks but it's important to remember good things are truly coming soon, namely that the new Avatar is in theaters on December 19th
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chuck schumer?? don't mind if i do!
hopefully that's ok to say. i know that this is a difficult time for my north american followers and i don't want to cause any undo stress. i know that some people come online to escape the sometimes choatic (sp?) news cycle. please let me know if i should delete
hopefully that's ok to say. i know that this is a difficult time for my north american followers and i don't want to cause any undo stress. i know that some people come online to escape the sometimes choatic (sp?) news cycle. please let me know if i should delete
March 14, 2025 at 2:40 AM
chuck schumer?? don't mind if i do!
hopefully that's ok to say. i know that this is a difficult time for my north american followers and i don't want to cause any undo stress. i know that some people come online to escape the sometimes choatic (sp?) news cycle. please let me know if i should delete
hopefully that's ok to say. i know that this is a difficult time for my north american followers and i don't want to cause any undo stress. i know that some people come online to escape the sometimes choatic (sp?) news cycle. please let me know if i should delete
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変な顔のボルゾイ。がんぼるぞい。
translation:
A borzoi with a funny face.
translation:
A borzoi with a funny face.
November 3, 2025 at 12:03 AM
変な顔のボルゾイ。がんぼるぞい。
translation:
A borzoi with a funny face.
translation:
A borzoi with a funny face.
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HELLO SIDNEY. DO U CONDEMN THE ACTIONS OF HAMAS
October 30, 2025 at 7:02 PM
HELLO SIDNEY. DO U CONDEMN THE ACTIONS OF HAMAS
no offence to the army,
October 30, 2025 at 11:17 PM
no offence to the army,
sucked on a pregnancy test and it came out positive :(
October 30, 2025 at 2:43 AM
sucked on a pregnancy test and it came out positive :(
thought i saw a pod of dolphins at the nude beach, but when i swum out to join them it was just a bunch of those colloidal silver-drinking guys flopping around :(
October 20, 2025 at 5:50 AM
thought i saw a pod of dolphins at the nude beach, but when i swum out to join them it was just a bunch of those colloidal silver-drinking guys flopping around :(
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"'It is a sad indictment of the modern horse that—nine times out of ten—when he or she is champing, it is at the bit."
𝘌𝘹𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘱𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟲 𝗢𝗹𝗱 𝗙𝗮𝗿𝗺𝗲𝗿'𝘀 𝗔𝗹𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗰
𝗜𝗦𝗕𝗡 9781961793668
𝘌𝘹𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘱𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟲 𝗢𝗹𝗱 𝗙𝗮𝗿𝗺𝗲𝗿'𝘀 𝗔𝗹𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗰
𝗜𝗦𝗕𝗡 9781961793668
August 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
"'It is a sad indictment of the modern horse that—nine times out of ten—when he or she is champing, it is at the bit."
𝘌𝘹𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘱𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟲 𝗢𝗹𝗱 𝗙𝗮𝗿𝗺𝗲𝗿'𝘀 𝗔𝗹𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗰
𝗜𝗦𝗕𝗡 9781961793668
𝘌𝘹𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘱𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟲 𝗢𝗹𝗱 𝗙𝗮𝗿𝗺𝗲𝗿'𝘀 𝗔𝗹𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗰
𝗜𝗦𝗕𝗡 9781961793668
cool coming across an old tshirt in a second hand shop where they clearly weren't trying very hard. SKI INSTRUCTORS DO IT DOWNHILL. hell ya bud ahaha 😜
October 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
cool coming across an old tshirt in a second hand shop where they clearly weren't trying very hard. SKI INSTRUCTORS DO IT DOWNHILL. hell ya bud ahaha 😜
You're not just turning me on—you're making me bust. And the cramping in my calves? That's 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦.
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
ChatGPT is about to get flirty.
buff.ly
October 16, 2025 at 1:18 AM
You're not just turning me on—you're making me bust. And the cramping in my calves? That's 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦.
big day for people who love annoying band names
October 16, 2025 at 12:57 AM
big day for people who love annoying band names
if you’re have to grunt and groan to get it out, don’t take shits at work. save it for your home toilet. i shouldn’t have to listen to you breathing on it pug style while i’m in the cubicle next door playing Merge Mansion
October 16, 2025 at 12:28 AM
if you’re have to grunt and groan to get it out, don’t take shits at work. save it for your home toilet. i shouldn’t have to listen to you breathing on it pug style while i’m in the cubicle next door playing Merge Mansion
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they should give traffic lights a few more colors, it could repair cultural divides as drivers collaboratively intuit their meaning
October 17, 2023 at 10:29 PM
they should give traffic lights a few more colors, it could repair cultural divides as drivers collaboratively intuit their meaning
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BREAKING: Scientists have discovered some stupid shit. They were dripping little drops out of their fucking gizmos when they learned about it.
October 5, 2025 at 11:35 PM
BREAKING: Scientists have discovered some stupid shit. They were dripping little drops out of their fucking gizmos when they learned about it.
when you’re epically pwning me online this is who you’re epically pwning btw
October 3, 2025 at 12:32 AM
when you’re epically pwning me online this is who you’re epically pwning btw