penultimate credenza
@twicketface.bsky.social
antisocialite / Wisconsinite / excessive height
Get fucked, idiot.
Incredible quote here from a Somali small business owner in Minneapolis who voted for Trump. minnesotareformer.com/2026/01/19/a...
January 20, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Get fucked, idiot.
Took me 46 years to learn that Aldi’s cheese selection does not mess around and delighting in making up for lost time.
January 20, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Took me 46 years to learn that Aldi’s cheese selection does not mess around and delighting in making up for lost time.
Does CJ Stroud bet on the other team every week?
January 18, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Does CJ Stroud bet on the other team every week?
I’m mailing him the Presidential Physical Fitness Award I earned in 1987 in hopes it will reset the timeline.
January 16, 2026 at 11:34 AM
I’m mailing him the Presidential Physical Fitness Award I earned in 1987 in hopes it will reset the timeline.
The only tuna melt I’ve ever had was on a flight to Chicago en route to DisneyWorld when I was 11. It was also after I’d barfed on an earlier flight. It was perfection and I haven’t dared eat one since.
Here’s a topic outside the news.
What’s the most unlikely place you’ve ever had the best particular food or drink you’ve ever had?
Like, not the best steak at the world’s top steakhouse. Something weirder.
Best burger I’ve ever had? Fresno airport.
Best cup of coffee? Crater Lake Lodge.
What’s the most unlikely place you’ve ever had the best particular food or drink you’ve ever had?
Like, not the best steak at the world’s top steakhouse. Something weirder.
Best burger I’ve ever had? Fresno airport.
Best cup of coffee? Crater Lake Lodge.
January 15, 2026 at 7:39 PM
The only tuna melt I’ve ever had was on a flight to Chicago en route to DisneyWorld when I was 11. It was also after I’d barfed on an earlier flight. It was perfection and I haven’t dared eat one since.
One of the main things holding Culver's back from world domination is their cheese curds are ass. #midwestnotverynice
January 12, 2026 at 1:04 AM
One of the main things holding Culver's back from world domination is their cheese curds are ass. #midwestnotverynice
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wow really helpful, thank you new york times
October 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
wow really helpful, thank you new york times
I found out my new work shirt has an unexpected inner pocket so putting it to good use.
January 7, 2026 at 8:13 PM
I found out my new work shirt has an unexpected inner pocket so putting it to good use.
Can the Packers hire Harbaugh to run their special teams?
January 7, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Can the Packers hire Harbaugh to run their special teams?
While everybody needs a bosom for a pillow, my parent’s new cat also needed my foot.
January 6, 2026 at 9:31 PM
While everybody needs a bosom for a pillow, my parent’s new cat also needed my foot.
This is so, so good.
I bet it's been way too long since you last had eggs poached in a spicy tomato sauce, showered with feta and parsley, and there's no time like lazy Friday (or at least I hear it's Friday) to fix it.
smittenkitchen.com/2010/04/shak...
smittenkitchen.com/2010/04/shak...
January 2, 2026 at 7:50 PM
This is so, so good.
It might be Dry January for you, but remember that Ben Shapiro’s wife observes all year long.
January 2, 2026 at 5:07 PM
It might be Dry January for you, but remember that Ben Shapiro’s wife observes all year long.
Would've liked a little more tension throughout the first season given the subject matter but happy with the Pluribus finale and what it should mean for season 2.
January 1, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Would've liked a little more tension throughout the first season given the subject matter but happy with the Pluribus finale and what it should mean for season 2.
2025 was Not Great but I finally got to see QOTSA live and rotted on a beach in Jamaica for a week and improved my tennis serve and was well loved and laughed a lot and my 2026 outlook is a bit grim but whatever I’ll figure it out. Cheers to all who made it through the year.
December 31, 2025 at 6:40 PM
2025 was Not Great but I finally got to see QOTSA live and rotted on a beach in Jamaica for a week and improved my tennis serve and was well loved and laughed a lot and my 2026 outlook is a bit grim but whatever I’ll figure it out. Cheers to all who made it through the year.
Remembered to put on my Burt’s Bees AFTER getting a haircut for once. I’m unstoppable
December 31, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Remembered to put on my Burt’s Bees AFTER getting a haircut for once. I’m unstoppable
Outside of dish soap, “you’re soaking in it” is a totally unhinged thing to say.
December 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Outside of dish soap, “you’re soaking in it” is a totally unhinged thing to say.
Lions crashing back to Earth feels like the opposite of a Christmas miracle.
December 26, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Lions crashing back to Earth feels like the opposite of a Christmas miracle.
Objectively hilarious to both believe in God’s country and that it’s this one.
December 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Objectively hilarious to both believe in God’s country and that it’s this one.
If we didn’t have Christmas, we’d have to invent a different holiday celebrating having a Midwest garage full of chilled cookies.
December 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
If we didn’t have Christmas, we’d have to invent a different holiday celebrating having a Midwest garage full of chilled cookies.
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perfect.
December 22, 2025 at 2:57 AM
perfect.
Holiday baking still the most efficient way of using up 70 cups of powdered sugar.
December 20, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Holiday baking still the most efficient way of using up 70 cups of powdered sugar.
A friend posted a bad opinion about a show I like and I’m being so brave about it.
December 20, 2025 at 1:19 PM
A friend posted a bad opinion about a show I like and I’m being so brave about it.
I mailed three packages to three different addresses in two different states and bought a roll of stamps last week and it was $100.00 exactly and I think then it should’ve been free.
December 18, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I mailed three packages to three different addresses in two different states and bought a roll of stamps last week and it was $100.00 exactly and I think then it should’ve been free.
What you're gonna wanna do is grab yourself a nice blanket, pour yourself a nice glass of something, get the fireplace going and just enjoy.
Queens of the Stone Age - Alive in the Catacombs
YouTube video by Queens Of The Stone Age
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December 17, 2025 at 12:17 AM
What you're gonna wanna do is grab yourself a nice blanket, pour yourself a nice glass of something, get the fireplace going and just enjoy.