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Lil Miss WAPpenheimer
@uhhuhhoney.bsky.social
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Tiricohairline @trejames.bsky.social · 14h
Sweet Jesus
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 15h
HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW YOU PEEL THEM?!
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*gestures with bagel* @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 15h
THIS is why people say you look like you eat unpeeled mangoes and kiwis, you know.
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Reuters Legal @legal.reuters.com · 14h
The U.S. Food and Drug Administration on Friday approved labeling changes for Johnson & Johnson and its partner Legend Biotech's blood cancer therapy to include a boxed warning for a potentially fatal gastrointestinal condition.
US FDA adds boxed warning to J&J, Legend Biotech's cancer therapy
The U.S. Food and Drug Administration on Friday approved labeling changes for Johnson & Johnson and its partner Legend Biotech's blood cancer therapy to include a boxed warning for a potentially fatal gastrointestinal condition.
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Lil Miss WAPpenheimer @uhhuhhoney.bsky.social · 19h
Ohh, my god Margeaux told Marcella that we have to drink water because we are produce....
( Forever ago I explained that our bodies are just like plants, and we need to be drinking water)
I'm raising girls who hydrate BREAKING GENERATIONAL CURSES
a man with his hands folded and the words oh my god yes behind him
Alt: a man with his hands folded and the words oh my god yes behind him
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Lil Miss WAPpenheimer @uhhuhhoney.bsky.social · 19h
So it just hit me that we were watching a nature show about evolution about a month ago and this fish that has an eye that will eventually rotate to the other side of its body was featured and that's why she asked me this!!
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Lil Miss WAPpenheimer @uhhuhhoney.bsky.social · 19h
***girls(7&4) cleaning rooms so they can go to the park this afternoon***
"HEY YOU'RE DOING GREAT JOB AND NOW EVERYTHING IS CLEAN AND WONDERFUL EXCEPT THE REST OF THE WORLD!!!"-Margeaux(7)
"WELL THAT'S OKAY!!! SHE SAID JUST CLEAN OUR ROOMS!!!"-Marcella (4)
Me:
a woman leaning against a brick wall with ma written on the bottom right
Alt: a woman leaning against a brick wall with ma written on the bottom right
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Boke18 @boke18.blacksky.app · 22h
Is this a cannibal restaurant! She hit you with the okey doke
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Lil Miss WAPpenheimer @uhhuhhoney.bsky.social · 22h
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Lil Miss WAPpenheimer @uhhuhhoney.bsky.social · 22h
😂😂😂😂
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Quiet Chaos♒️ @qc1974.blacksky.app · 22h
She did the right thing. You are a terrible customer and we would not like you to come back. Respectfully. 😂
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Lil Miss WAPpenheimer @uhhuhhoney.bsky.social · 22h
Not the waitress just said
"aht aht aht no phones allowed put it in your pocket or put it in your backpack"
I'll be here forever
a woman with blonde hair says help me please in a disney + advertisement
Alt: a woman with blonde hair says help me please in a disney + advertisement
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Lil Miss WAPpenheimer @uhhuhhoney.bsky.social · 22h
Now I can't even leave the establishment.Because the waitress has informed me that the floor is lava.Now, what am I supposed to do
alf says let 's face it i m trapped here
Alt: alf says let 's face it i m trapped here
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Big Bad Booty Daddy @bamaslymm.blacksky.app · 22h
NGL, this shit fucks your brain up.
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ALMA SUONO BA.,CNS. @almasuono.bsky.social · 22h
He was confused by my energy because I had a real soft spot for him just because I could tell he just really needed somebody in his corner he mentioned to me one day how surprised he was that I didnt “trip” on him about small shit
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 22h
I try to be as kind as possible to a partner cause nobody was kind to me coming up. It made me very unkind to strangers. Like criminally unkind and I'm trying to atone for that sometimes
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ybsmaR belaC @ramsbergable.bsky.social · 22h
The manager:
a baby is drinking from a red cup that says coca cola on it
ALT: a baby is drinking from a red cup that says coca cola on it
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Lil Miss WAPpenheimer @uhhuhhoney.bsky.social · 22h
She's a terrible waitress she turned the drawing of 2 fish heads into a heart with legs.
I'm never coming to this establishment again.
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Lil Miss WAPpenheimer @uhhuhhoney.bsky.social · 22h
I gotta stop giving her so much trouble- this has been a rough week for her. She got in "trouble" for cat calling other students in Pre-K.
(Hollering "HEEEEEEEEY HANDSOME!!!!" @ another 4 year old )
Gently tried to explain why that's inappropriate but all I could come up with at the time was
a woman says " you know you can t do that "
Alt: a woman says " you know you can t do that "
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Lil Miss WAPpenheimer @uhhuhhoney.bsky.social · 22h
OK I'LL DRAW TWO FISH HEADS.DO YOU WANT THAT WITH THE FACE ON THE TUMMY!????
Me:
a man with curly hair and glasses is making a funny face and saying huh .
Alt: a man with curly hair and glasses is making a funny face and saying huh .
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Lil Miss WAPpenheimer @uhhuhhoney.bsky.social · 22h
Now she's saying they don't have bacon.
I said, give me two fish heads and a cup of orange juice.
Marcella:
a picture of a minion with the words whaaat written on it
Alt: a picture of a minion with the words whaaat written on it
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Lil Miss WAPpenheimer @uhhuhhoney.bsky.social · 22h
Marcella(4) just walked up to me asking for my breakfast order so she could write it down.
I said, strawberry shortcake pancakes,a black coffee & 2crispy pieces of bacon.
she let me know that she can't read or write, but she will draw it.
WHAT KIND OF ESTABLISMENT IS THIS!?!?!
a woman with red hair is standing in front of empty shelves and says " i need to speak to your manager "
Alt: a woman with red hair is standing in front of empty shelves and says " i need to speak to your manager "
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Jeff "Mac'n Steeze" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 1d
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Rob Pilkington @robpilk.com · 1d
aziz, crawling his way back from cancellation after 7 years, just before releasing a new movie with all his famous friends in it:

"hmm maybe i should perform for some murderers first"
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Jla_b ⭐️ ジャイラ @jailalala.bsky.social · 1d
The one person guaranteed to tell you exactly how it is.
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Juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 2d
David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems... SIMON: What? SHAPIRO: ...Or saying... SIMON: You imagine that? SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over. SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level. SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this. SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.
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Jla_b ⭐️ ジャイラ @jailalala.bsky.social · 1d
It mentions celebrating smelling like onions and goats. It is absolutely white business
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Oh hey Chels! @chelsisright.bsky.social · 1d
Is this white business before I inquire further ?
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🫘👻 A Spooky Lil Bean 👻🫘 @haughtybynature.blacksky.app · 1d
Y’all. Y’ALL…
The Cut/ NYMag article title: “Why I’m Leaving Perfume Behind — For My Own BO” by Molly Rosen “We’re sold the idea that beauty is protection — that enough scent and smoothness will shield us from loneliness, heartbreak, odor, and even harm. By the time I realized it was all an illusion that bottles of fruit and flowers are full of nothing but false promises, both my marriage and fashion career had collapsed and I was left to stare down single motherhood and middle age with a body I barely recognized.” — Molly Rosen “I’m turning 50 next year. I rarely wear deodorant anymore. Many more women I know have stopped too. We don’t talk about it, but I catch it in the air — a faint musk of onion, goat curry, mustard, salt, sage, fennel, ozone, and the muddy wet marrow of the earth itself. I’m kind of obsessed with this collective stink: the animal symphony of skin, of women being women, punk and unfiltered, taking up space with their scent. Raw, unapologetic BO. The more I live among it, the more I see it not as a hygiene failure but as a radical act of self-acceptance.” — Molly Rosen
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🫘👻 A Spooky Lil Bean 👻🫘 @haughtybynature.blacksky.app · 1d
And a detox because all those smells shouldn’t be coming out of your pores like that
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Ginnette Powell @caffeinehusky.bsky.social · 1d
And use some antiperspirant
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ʜᴀᴄᴋᴀʀʏ ʙɪɴx @chaclo.blacksky.app · 1d
“Don’t just stand there! Help me!”
An eagle stuck in the front bumper of a car
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