Corey Hart
@ulanshad.net
'What would Giant Boy Detective do?' Mostly lurks, lowbie. Primarily communicates via Frinkiac GIFs.
Sabres, Simpsons, Nintendo — things of this nature.
📍 Buffalo, NY via Grove City, PA
Sabres, Simpsons, Nintendo — things of this nature.
📍 Buffalo, NY via Grove City, PA
Pinned
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'Put Me in the Zoo'-ass Cow
February 6, 2026 at 3:04 PM
'Put Me in the Zoo'-ass Cow
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Upset how accurate these prices are in 2026
February 3, 2026 at 8:05 AM
Upset how accurate these prices are in 2026
Jokes on the hackers, since I have never once updated it beyond whatever version it was when I first got whatever computer it's on.
hackers took over Notepad++ update servers and distributed a malicious update for the app. The update servers were vulnerable for roughly six months 😬 www.theverge.com/tech/872462/...
Notepad++ updates got hijacked for months and could have spied for China
The hack was resolved in a December update.
www.theverge.com
February 3, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Jokes on the hackers, since I have never once updated it beyond whatever version it was when I first got whatever computer it's on.
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CARTOON/BUSTER.GIF
January 28, 2026 at 11:20 AM
CARTOON/BUSTER.GIF
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Dragon Hopper (Unreleased) / Virtual Boy / Nintendo / 1995
January 27, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Dragon Hopper (Unreleased) / Virtual Boy / Nintendo / 1995
Thinking I should become the Quest 64 guy for Rocket: Robot on Wheels
January 26, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Thinking I should become the Quest 64 guy for Rocket: Robot on Wheels
What’s your favorite game from every Nintendo console you’ve owned?
NES: Tecmo Super Bowl
SNES: EarthBound
N64: Mario 64
GameCube: Wind Waker
Wii: Mario Galaxy
Wii U: Mario Maker
Switch: Breath of the Wild
Switch 2: DK Bananza
(Continued)
NES: Tecmo Super Bowl
SNES: EarthBound
N64: Mario 64
GameCube: Wind Waker
Wii: Mario Galaxy
Wii U: Mario Maker
Switch: Breath of the Wild
Switch 2: DK Bananza
(Continued)
What’s your favorite game from every Nintendo console you’ve owned
NES: Blades of Steel
SNES: Chrono Trigger
N64: Perfect Dark
Gameboy/GB Color: Link's Awakening
Gameboy Advance/SP: Golden Sun
Gamecube: Metroid Prime
DS: Castlevania Portrait of Ruin
Wii: Metroid Prime 3
Switch: Mario Kart 8 DX
NES: Blades of Steel
SNES: Chrono Trigger
N64: Perfect Dark
Gameboy/GB Color: Link's Awakening
Gameboy Advance/SP: Golden Sun
Gamecube: Metroid Prime
DS: Castlevania Portrait of Ruin
Wii: Metroid Prime 3
Switch: Mario Kart 8 DX
What’s your favorite game from every Nintendo console you’ve owned
NES: Final fantasy 1
SNES: Earthbound
N64: Doom 64
Gameboy/GB Color: N/A
Gameboy Advance/SP: Super mario advance 2
Gamecube: Timesplitters 2
DS: Castlevania Dawn of sorrow
Wii: N/A
3DS: N/A
Wii U: N/A
Switch: CTR nitro
Switch 2: N/A
NES: Final fantasy 1
SNES: Earthbound
N64: Doom 64
Gameboy/GB Color: N/A
Gameboy Advance/SP: Super mario advance 2
Gamecube: Timesplitters 2
DS: Castlevania Dawn of sorrow
Wii: N/A
3DS: N/A
Wii U: N/A
Switch: CTR nitro
Switch 2: N/A
January 23, 2026 at 4:00 AM
What’s your favorite game from every Nintendo console you’ve owned?
NES: Tecmo Super Bowl
SNES: EarthBound
N64: Mario 64
GameCube: Wind Waker
Wii: Mario Galaxy
Wii U: Mario Maker
Switch: Breath of the Wild
Switch 2: DK Bananza
(Continued)
NES: Tecmo Super Bowl
SNES: EarthBound
N64: Mario 64
GameCube: Wind Waker
Wii: Mario Galaxy
Wii U: Mario Maker
Switch: Breath of the Wild
Switch 2: DK Bananza
(Continued)
They are referring to - I shit you not - DREAMCATCHER (2003).
January 10, 2026 at 2:26 AM
They are referring to - I shit you not - DREAMCATCHER (2003).
Me with Final Fantasy VII and Midgar
It’s 2001. I am purchasing Dragon Warrior VII day one only to bounce off of it 40 hours in.
It’s 2016. I am purchasing Dragon Quest VII: Fragments of the Forgotten Past day one only to bounce off of it 40 hours in
Its 2026. I am purchasing Dragon Quest VII Reimagined day one only to bounce off of
It’s 2016. I am purchasing Dragon Quest VII: Fragments of the Forgotten Past day one only to bounce off of it 40 hours in
Its 2026. I am purchasing Dragon Quest VII Reimagined day one only to bounce off of
January 8, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Me with Final Fantasy VII and Midgar
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They’re gonna lose. Have to believe that
January 8, 2026 at 2:11 AM
They’re gonna lose. Have to believe that
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sabres actually did a pride logo and it FUCKS, for you crest lovers
December 30, 2025 at 11:38 PM
sabres actually did a pride logo and it FUCKS, for you crest lovers
Saw Matt Prater at the Red Robin in Orchard Park.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Saw Matt Prater at the Red Robin in Orchard Park.
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Before Fleetwood Mac made history in 1977 with the release of their album Rumours, no band had ever had the idea to make every song on a record good
August 26, 2024 at 2:43 PM
Before Fleetwood Mac made history in 1977 with the release of their album Rumours, no band had ever had the idea to make every song on a record good
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I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
December 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
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Make sure to leave some popcorn out for Tom Cruise tonight
December 25, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Make sure to leave some popcorn out for Tom Cruise tonight