Corey Hart
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Corey Hart
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'What would Giant Boy Detective do?' Mostly lurks, lowbie. Primarily communicates via Frinkiac GIFs.

Sabres, Simpsons, Nintendo — things of this nature.

📍 Buffalo, NY via Grove City, PA
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Simpsons x Indie Games time:
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I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
December 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Make sure to leave some popcorn out for Tom Cruise tonight
December 25, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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and to the Buffalo Sabres, who did NOT die in november
December 24, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Katamari post of the day
May 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Scientists are astounded as they watch me doze off to sleep normally despite my accidentally taking my ADHD medicine right before bed.
December 23, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Well that's kind of two extremes

The no. 1 movie when you were ten years old is how your 2026 is going to go.

(US #1 Left, Worldwide #1 Right)
December 19, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Bob Gray (Pennywise) talks like Uncle Jack Dorso from Arrested Development.
December 18, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Not wanting to disappoint you so much that it lies is the last quality I want in a computer.
November 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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December 14, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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December 16, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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December 14, 2025 at 12:56 PM
if you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
December 15, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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eldest child asked me about the byzantine empire yesterday. my entire life was spent preparing for this moment.
December 8, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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man these are getting too real
December 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Toddler having fun on the lock screen 🫩
November 27, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I am richly rewarded for saying 'f that' when those launched at $30 a pop. Had been 100% planning on scooping them at $20/ea.
Amiibo: Zelda - Sidon / Yunobo currently available for $9.99 each on Amazon. SF6 - Jamie / Luke $14.99 buff.ly/q6YniI9

Best Buy $9.99/$14.99 all each buff.ly/luwwMPU #ad
November 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Tommy Gun Flakes (2002-2003): After improbably leading the Steelers to the playoffs, journeyman backup QB and XFL MVP Tommy Maddox, aka "Tommy Gun", received his own cereal--frosted corn flakes, with "profits going to charity"
May 5, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Bodied by my eldest , frankly
November 24, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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If you're wondering what band is best to play drums on a steering wheel to: it's Cake. It's absolutely Cake.
November 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Frankenstein (2025)
November 23, 2025 at 3:16 AM
[Getting my metaphors all mixed up] "Everyone was on board — passengers if you will."
November 22, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 3:19 AM