Elijah Beahm, But Spooky
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- Affirming Protestant - Author @lostincult.co.uk - Columnist @Unwinnable.com - Dead Space-ologist - Studying Game Dev - Draws now and then - Opinions are mine Avatar by OctoberKeegan, Banner by Lamantia
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One gameplay programmer, late at night: I AM GOING TO MAKE THE BEST DAMN GARFIELD PLATFORMER THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN! *cackles maniacally*
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Coming soon from our friends @cookandbecker.bsky.social...

An art book that will blow your socks off - and maybe your hands and feet, too. 🦶

🟣 www.cookandbecker.com
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...wait, there's a Garfield movie tie-in game?

There's a Garfield movie tie-in game with smooth (from the looks of it) platforming controls??
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I'm glad they found a use for all those spare PS4 internal fans.
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There's a handful of times I don't want something spoiled, yet just as many times, it's spoilers that actually got me to engage with something in the first place.
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I will only accept this remake as worth a glance if Cass from the TV show appears as a supporting character.
The headline reads: The 'Tangled' Remake Is Back on, and Scarlett Johansson Might Be Joining.

Subheading: 'Greatest Showman' director Michael Gracey is still attached to direct the live-action remake.
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If I got a nickel for every time Hellraiser has been referenced in a thing for kids, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened twice!
Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated - Hellraiser cameo
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Found a picture - not a great angle but you get the idea. It's from Chapter 4 of Episode 4.
An elaborate maze in Minecraft: Storymode, with the player navigating along a thing bridge of polished stone. Lava tubes can be seen in the distance. An inventory of their items is off to the lefthand side.
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It's wild to think there's a homage to this in Minecraft: Storymode
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FWIW, if you've been loving Make Us Whole: The History Of Dead Space, you can find more of my writing at @unwinnable.com!

I've got a column, and do features, reviews, and Op'eds on games and more!
Bioshock 2 Asks You to Have the Faith of a Child - Unwinnable
How far will you exploit others to achieve your own goals? And can you forgive others of their own misdeeds?
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Really psyched about the alt metal feature in this! Along with everything else. ✨
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If you're cold, they're cold. Let your witch in this October with the newest Exploits, featuring writing on El Vampiro, alt metal, Timeguessr and more.

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The cover for the October 2025 issue of Exploits, featuring vintage art of a witch looking into a house where children are apple bobbing. Text at the bottom indicates that this issue covers The Mystery of Mammoth Mansion, Interview with the Vampire, El Vampiro, love, alt metal, and Timeguessr.
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I'm still getting a grip on what all is out there, but I recall the YouTuber Minaxa covering a few of them? Also, Sagan Hawkes.
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If you see this QTP with a GIF of a vampire that isn't Dracula
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I wish I had something more profound to offer than a frustrated growl and a nod, but *FRUSTRATED GROWL AND NOD*
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FWIW, if you've been loving Make Us Whole: The History Of Dead Space, you can find more of my writing at @unwinnable.com!

I've got a column, and do features, reviews, and Op'eds on games and more!
Bioshock 2 Asks You to Have the Faith of a Child - Unwinnable
How far will you exploit others to achieve your own goals? And can you forgive others of their own misdeeds?
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FWIW, I did a piece on the remaster recently. It's far from a perfect game, but they did an outstanding job capturing the idealized version the original devs were aiming for: unwinnable.com/2025/06/11/t...
The Art of Remastering a Mid Game - Unwinnable
It’s like if a Resident Evil plot invaded MacReady’s arctic base.
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On Nov 8th I'm playing games for 24hrs to raise money for SickKids Children's Hospital!

Every $10 donated gets your name in the raffle for a bunch of prizes at the end of the stream.

2025 has been A Lot(TM) but we can still put some good into the world!

www.extra-life.org/participants...
Extra Life | Change Kids' Health, Change the Future
I'm raising funds with #EXTRALIFE for kids treated at my Children's Miracle Network Hospitals! I need your help to reach my fundraising goal. Please donate today to change kids' health.
www.extra-life.org
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"We say that children are our future, but they’re shaped by our actions today."

@unabridgedgamer.bsky.social explores Bioshock 2's portrayal of the ways that our deeds affect the morality of our children:
Bioshock 2 Asks You to Have the Faith of a Child - Unwinnable
How far will you exploit others to achieve your own goals? And can you forgive others of their own misdeeds?
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[lock-on] Vol. 006 has shipped! 📖

An astonishing 558 page of world-class written content, original artwork, and more.

Compared to 001, this is a truly gargantuan issue.

Work is already underway on future volumes. Thanks for supporting [lock-on] and Lost In Cult! 🙏
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Throw your own mock birthday party with a papercraft birthday hat and bottle of mouthwash, designed by 3D papercraft expert @elliejsampson.bsky.social.

Exclusive to Mouthwashing: Design Works Deluxe Edition.

Deluxe pre-orders end 28 November 2025.
Mouthwashing: Design Works
Dig into the unsettling, desolate tale that makes up this modern horror classic in Mouthwashing: Design Works.
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Ooh, hrrrm, have you done Monica Rambeau?

Though if I could also throw in a more niche character... I could see you having a lot of fun with Nilin from Remember Me.