uncanny vallie
@uncannyvallie.bsky.social
I draw things sometimes.
they/them, white, account also formerly known as sassyphos on the other blue site
No AIs/NFTs/crypto/any of that nonsense.
uncannyvallie [at] posteo [dot] de
Portfolio: https://cara.app/uncannyvallie
#art
they/them, white, account also formerly known as sassyphos on the other blue site
No AIs/NFTs/crypto/any of that nonsense.
uncannyvallie [at] posteo [dot] de
Portfolio: https://cara.app/uncannyvallie
#art
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broke as all fuck still. help
hey everyone, transfemme poster & author lottie L / frog K here. i'm broke, unemployed, winter's hard for gig shit, and me & my similarly broke/less online gf both need money for medicine that medicaid don't cover
need about $150-200 <3
cash.app/$asimplefrog
ko-fi.com/frogk
tyty
need about $150-200 <3
cash.app/$asimplefrog
ko-fi.com/frogk
tyty
December 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
broke as all fuck still. help
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The most annoying thing about genAI is that eventually the genAI proponents are going to get to the end of the novelty of it, realize its limitations, and then claim to be the innovators of doing things the long way without genAI. Call it "slow productivity" or something.
December 21, 2025 at 11:38 PM
The most annoying thing about genAI is that eventually the genAI proponents are going to get to the end of the novelty of it, realize its limitations, and then claim to be the innovators of doing things the long way without genAI. Call it "slow productivity" or something.
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btw, Anna isn't a warlock by choice
girl's a simple ass farmer, was drunk af, made a pact with an EXTREMELY obscure patron while drunk because of a bet, and now wants to get rid of the patron somehow
1/2
girl's a simple ass farmer, was drunk af, made a pact with an EXTREMELY obscure patron while drunk because of a bet, and now wants to get rid of the patron somehow
1/2
December 16, 2025 at 3:58 PM
btw, Anna isn't a warlock by choice
girl's a simple ass farmer, was drunk af, made a pact with an EXTREMELY obscure patron while drunk because of a bet, and now wants to get rid of the patron somehow
1/2
girl's a simple ass farmer, was drunk af, made a pact with an EXTREMELY obscure patron while drunk because of a bet, and now wants to get rid of the patron somehow
1/2
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Returning to the old me with my best girl
December 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Returning to the old me with my best girl
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my kid doesn’t really understand the central premise of Rudolph because he’s like, why are they so mean about him looking different. the woke indoctrination is working. my children will defeat Christmas once and for all
December 21, 2025 at 6:32 PM
my kid doesn’t really understand the central premise of Rudolph because he’s like, why are they so mean about him looking different. the woke indoctrination is working. my children will defeat Christmas once and for all
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Quite apart from the misinterpreted and poorly presented science that will continue to get some of his readers killed or disabled, I’d like to point out another glaring factual error.
People that wear masks did not and do not refuse to enter society. Society refuses to accept mask wearers.
People that wear masks did not and do not refuse to enter society. Society refuses to accept mask wearers.
I spoke to the people who continue to shape their lives around avoiding Covid and only breathing ‘clean’ air
‘Refusing to mask during an ongoing pandemic is absolutely violent and it’s undeniably participating in social murder.’
For @telegraph.co.uk
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/12...
‘Refusing to mask during an ongoing pandemic is absolutely violent and it’s undeniably participating in social murder.’
For @telegraph.co.uk
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/12...
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www.telegraph.co.uk
December 21, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Quite apart from the misinterpreted and poorly presented science that will continue to get some of his readers killed or disabled, I’d like to point out another glaring factual error.
People that wear masks did not and do not refuse to enter society. Society refuses to accept mask wearers.
People that wear masks did not and do not refuse to enter society. Society refuses to accept mask wearers.
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Over the summer, I discovered my most recent hyperfixation: The #americanwoodcock, or timberdoodle! I wanted a plush toy of one, but couldn’t find one, so I just… taught myself to needle felt and made one. Meet Tim B. Doodle!
#needlefelting #fiberart #birdart
#needlefelting #fiberart #birdart
December 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Over the summer, I discovered my most recent hyperfixation: The #americanwoodcock, or timberdoodle! I wanted a plush toy of one, but couldn’t find one, so I just… taught myself to needle felt and made one. Meet Tim B. Doodle!
#needlefelting #fiberart #birdart
#needlefelting #fiberart #birdart
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Fritz eyed the nutcracker enviously.
"That's a boy's toy," he said -- & he snatched it & threw it to the ground. There was a sickening CRACK.
Clara cradled the broken nutcracker, angry tears in her eyes. "Please, Dr Drosselmeyer -- can you fix him?"
1/
#ArtAdventCalendar
#NHPNutcracker
"That's a boy's toy," he said -- & he snatched it & threw it to the ground. There was a sickening CRACK.
Clara cradled the broken nutcracker, angry tears in her eyes. "Please, Dr Drosselmeyer -- can you fix him?"
1/
#ArtAdventCalendar
#NHPNutcracker
December 22, 2023 at 5:34 PM
Fritz eyed the nutcracker enviously.
"That's a boy's toy," he said -- & he snatched it & threw it to the ground. There was a sickening CRACK.
Clara cradled the broken nutcracker, angry tears in her eyes. "Please, Dr Drosselmeyer -- can you fix him?"
1/
#ArtAdventCalendar
#NHPNutcracker
"That's a boy's toy," he said -- & he snatched it & threw it to the ground. There was a sickening CRACK.
Clara cradled the broken nutcracker, angry tears in her eyes. "Please, Dr Drosselmeyer -- can you fix him?"
1/
#ArtAdventCalendar
#NHPNutcracker
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"You saved me," he said. "Not just from the Mouse King - from a terrible curse, too. Will you do me the honour of accompanying me to my home, the Land of Sweets?"
They travelled by swan over gold-flecked oceans & silver-edged cities. 4/
#ArtAdventCalendar
#NHPNutcracker
They travelled by swan over gold-flecked oceans & silver-edged cities. 4/
#ArtAdventCalendar
#NHPNutcracker
December 23, 2023 at 8:46 PM
"You saved me," he said. "Not just from the Mouse King - from a terrible curse, too. Will you do me the honour of accompanying me to my home, the Land of Sweets?"
They travelled by swan over gold-flecked oceans & silver-edged cities. 4/
#ArtAdventCalendar
#NHPNutcracker
They travelled by swan over gold-flecked oceans & silver-edged cities. 4/
#ArtAdventCalendar
#NHPNutcracker
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I was so stoked to draw Myrel…White is one of my favorite colors to play in but when I learned more about Myrel I felt an instant connection to them and their design! Much love for this ENBY icon 😭💞 So thank you so much to my AD Jacob for trusting me with them! ❤️🔥
November 3, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I was so stoked to draw Myrel…White is one of my favorite colors to play in but when I learned more about Myrel I felt an instant connection to them and their design! Much love for this ENBY icon 😭💞 So thank you so much to my AD Jacob for trusting me with them! ❤️🔥
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life drawing session
December 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
life drawing session
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emily's kingdom is recruiting
December 21, 2025 at 8:19 PM
emily's kingdom is recruiting
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The Gateless Gate ☁️🖌️
May 20, 2024 at 7:15 PM
The Gateless Gate ☁️🖌️
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Werewolf erotica that includes the word "lycanthrobbing"
November 29, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Werewolf erotica that includes the word "lycanthrobbing"
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Go pledge and support St. Jaws, it’s worth it!!🙏🙏
December 21, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Go pledge and support St. Jaws, it’s worth it!!🙏🙏
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Deep breath
Ok I'm going to try and stay calm
But I'll point out that AI translation is literally causing translators to be fired (see the whole Harlequin line in France)
(1/?)
Ok I'm going to try and stay calm
But I'll point out that AI translation is literally causing translators to be fired (see the whole Harlequin line in France)
(1/?)
December 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Deep breath
Ok I'm going to try and stay calm
But I'll point out that AI translation is literally causing translators to be fired (see the whole Harlequin line in France)
(1/?)
Ok I'm going to try and stay calm
But I'll point out that AI translation is literally causing translators to be fired (see the whole Harlequin line in France)
(1/?)
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Flur mit Mützenhocker und Nähkistchen
(Ölkreiden mit welchen mit Neonfarben machen sowas Gutes)
#ImmerZeichnen
(Ölkreiden mit welchen mit Neonfarben machen sowas Gutes)
#ImmerZeichnen
December 20, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Flur mit Mützenhocker und Nähkistchen
(Ölkreiden mit welchen mit Neonfarben machen sowas Gutes)
#ImmerZeichnen
(Ölkreiden mit welchen mit Neonfarben machen sowas Gutes)
#ImmerZeichnen
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i drew cuddly tentacle moment
November 3, 2025 at 8:31 PM
i drew cuddly tentacle moment
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Bit of journaling on this fine saturday :)
December 20, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Bit of journaling on this fine saturday :)
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for all the bs that obojima is, they do not use genAI for art & have an anti GenAI policy. All their artists are credited.
There are MANY reasons to hate the game. SO MANY!!! But GenAI use isn’t one of them!!
can we focus on how racist it is instead? And how no one’s listening to Asian folks?
There are MANY reasons to hate the game. SO MANY!!! But GenAI use isn’t one of them!!
can we focus on how racist it is instead? And how no one’s listening to Asian folks?
December 21, 2025 at 8:49 AM
for all the bs that obojima is, they do not use genAI for art & have an anti GenAI policy. All their artists are credited.
There are MANY reasons to hate the game. SO MANY!!! But GenAI use isn’t one of them!!
can we focus on how racist it is instead? And how no one’s listening to Asian folks?
There are MANY reasons to hate the game. SO MANY!!! But GenAI use isn’t one of them!!
can we focus on how racist it is instead? And how no one’s listening to Asian folks?
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Whew, this year was filled with so many different hardships and challenges 🥹 Here's a bunch of art I've made so far✨
December 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Whew, this year was filled with so many different hardships and challenges 🥹 Here's a bunch of art I've made so far✨
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Diese Leute, die ~ehrenamtlich~ in Krankenhäuser gehen, um Patient*innen ~was Schönes vorzusingen~.. ohne FFP2-Masken, versteht sich./s Egal, wie schön es vlt klingt/wirkt: faktisch werden einfach nur eh schon geschwächte Leute mit potentiell gefährlichen Viren/ Bakterien angebrüllschleudert.
December 20, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Diese Leute, die ~ehrenamtlich~ in Krankenhäuser gehen, um Patient*innen ~was Schönes vorzusingen~.. ohne FFP2-Masken, versteht sich./s Egal, wie schön es vlt klingt/wirkt: faktisch werden einfach nur eh schon geschwächte Leute mit potentiell gefährlichen Viren/ Bakterien angebrüllschleudert.
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December 21, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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If anyone has family members who do needle crafts involving a hoop or frame (like embroidery or cross stitch), I highly recommend this Etsy shop. She makes grime guards, which keep your hand oils off your project.
Plus, they're super cute.
Plus, they're super cute.
www.etsy.com
December 20, 2025 at 11:02 PM
If anyone has family members who do needle crafts involving a hoop or frame (like embroidery or cross stitch), I highly recommend this Etsy shop. She makes grime guards, which keep your hand oils off your project.
Plus, they're super cute.
Plus, they're super cute.