Underscore "I'm at Soup" Zeus
@underscorezeus.bsky.social
Aspiring dishwasher
Best known for getting Morbius back in theaters
He/they
Best known for getting Morbius back in theaters
He/they
Visualizing in the mirror the man I want to become
December 31, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Visualizing in the mirror the man I want to become
I fear that Fire Walk With Me may have become my new favorite film
December 31, 2025 at 8:27 AM
I fear that Fire Walk With Me may have become my new favorite film
"What was your biggest impact on the internet?"
I started the second wave of Morbius memes that lead to the movie flopping again
I started the second wave of Morbius memes that lead to the movie flopping again
December 31, 2025 at 7:56 AM
"What was your biggest impact on the internet?"
I started the second wave of Morbius memes that lead to the movie flopping again
I started the second wave of Morbius memes that lead to the movie flopping again
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Imagine not knowing this was for a movie
December 31, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Imagine not knowing this was for a movie
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continually tapping the "short form video is fundamentally evil and deleterious to society" sign
Yo what the fuck short form videos are bad
Short-Form Videos Degrade Our Capacity to Retain Intentions
arxiv.org/pdf/2302.03714
Ht: HowTown
Short-Form Videos Degrade Our Capacity to Retain Intentions
arxiv.org/pdf/2302.03714
Ht: HowTown
December 31, 2025 at 6:44 AM
continually tapping the "short form video is fundamentally evil and deleterious to society" sign
Been eating almost exclusively poke and Ramen for the last month bc of work. Had a burger for the first time in a while and it nearly sent my stomach into shock from all the grease
December 31, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Been eating almost exclusively poke and Ramen for the last month bc of work. Had a burger for the first time in a while and it nearly sent my stomach into shock from all the grease
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For instance, some spaghetti, the last 1/3 of some teriyaki sauce and some old peanuts have just formed a kind of Shame Pad Thai that I’m eating in complete darkness
December 31, 2025 at 2:00 AM
For instance, some spaghetti, the last 1/3 of some teriyaki sauce and some old peanuts have just formed a kind of Shame Pad Thai that I’m eating in complete darkness
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A package of spaghetti is more versatile than you realize. Spaghetti does not have to end up as spaghetti but can instead form the basis of any number of sad male dinners from all across the world
December 31, 2025 at 1:57 AM
A package of spaghetti is more versatile than you realize. Spaghetti does not have to end up as spaghetti but can instead form the basis of any number of sad male dinners from all across the world
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who can really say if saves being anonymous is a good or bad thing?
![bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social • 2h
the bangkok twink who screamed and ran away when he grabbed my junk
[ Lilah Sturges &
@lilahsturge... • 6h
Forget insults, what's the most unhinged *compliment* you've ever received? ]
bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social
who saved this
7:40 PM • Dec 30, 2025](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:g2p3bnbzcvcbohfpvjxfazqv/bafkreiacscuqbhfc6iqdlgtvvbd4y7tuojxp77s4jydfzqy254v2vmzvsy@jpeg)
December 31, 2025 at 3:20 AM
who can really say if saves being anonymous is a good or bad thing?
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When you want taquitos but don't feel like driving downtown
December 30, 2025 at 2:55 AM
When you want taquitos but don't feel like driving downtown
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Marty Mauser….dirtbag king. Genuinely do think it’s nice for every generation to get their toxic antihero that’ll be up on dorm room walls, a right of passage. And really, everyone in America is running a hustle, Marty’s just grinding like everyone else
December 30, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Marty Mauser….dirtbag king. Genuinely do think it’s nice for every generation to get their toxic antihero that’ll be up on dorm room walls, a right of passage. And really, everyone in America is running a hustle, Marty’s just grinding like everyone else
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500mph.
Five hundred miles per hour.
You could travel from Las Vegas to Los Angeles in 30 minutes.
By rail.
Five hundred miles per hour.
You could travel from Las Vegas to Los Angeles in 30 minutes.
By rail.
China has made a groundbreaking achievement in high-speed maglev technology, with a test line accelerating a 1.1-tonne model train to 800 km/h in just 5.3 seconds in central China's Hubei -- a milestone in electromagnetic propulsion research.
December 29, 2025 at 10:33 PM
500mph.
Five hundred miles per hour.
You could travel from Las Vegas to Los Angeles in 30 minutes.
By rail.
Five hundred miles per hour.
You could travel from Las Vegas to Los Angeles in 30 minutes.
By rail.
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pretty funny that movies and television alone weren't enough to dissolve our brains but add internet and buddy you got a thick hearty stew going
December 30, 2025 at 12:36 AM
pretty funny that movies and television alone weren't enough to dissolve our brains but add internet and buddy you got a thick hearty stew going
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Gavin Newsom will never be President, and his stans on here - both the paid trolls and F2P no-lifers - can go to hell.
By the way, Gavin Newsom is apparently raising money to fight AGAINST the billionaire tax. So thoughtful of him to come to their aid at this particular time in history,
December 29, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Gavin Newsom will never be President, and his stans on here - both the paid trolls and F2P no-lifers - can go to hell.
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Saw a post advocating for longer character limits on here and have you fucking seen a Bill Ackman tweet? Get that evil away from me.
December 29, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Saw a post advocating for longer character limits on here and have you fucking seen a Bill Ackman tweet? Get that evil away from me.
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I love my abject dystopia.
December 29, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I love my abject dystopia.
Kachow
December 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Kachow
Probably the dumbest joke I've made all year. Looking forward to saying/doing something even dumber next year
December 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Probably the dumbest joke I've made all year. Looking forward to saying/doing something even dumber next year
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Imagine it being easier to just pay the 8 billion dollars and it won't affect you in the slightest. Man what have we done lol
Zuckerberg settles $8 billion lawsuit over Cambridge Analytica scandal, avoids testifying www.france24.com/en/americas/... @carolecadwalla.bsky.social
Zuckerberg settles $8 billion lawsuit over Cambridge Analytica scandal, avoids testifying
Mark Zuckerberg and current and former Meta executives agreed on Thursday to settle a $8 billion shareholder lawsuit alleging the company’s directors failed to prevent billions of dollars in fines and...
www.france24.com
December 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Imagine it being easier to just pay the 8 billion dollars and it won't affect you in the slightest. Man what have we done lol
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[smash brothers announcer voice] MICHAEL CLAYTON
[tinny voice from wiimote] ᴵ’ᵐ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵃ ᵐᶦʳᵃᶜˡᵉ ʷᵒʳᵏᵉʳ ᴵ’ᵐ ᵃ ʲᵃⁿᶦᵗᵒʳ
[tinny voice from wiimote] ᴵ’ᵐ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵃ ᵐᶦʳᵃᶜˡᵉ ʷᵒʳᵏᵉʳ ᴵ’ᵐ ᵃ ʲᵃⁿᶦᵗᵒʳ
December 28, 2025 at 3:33 AM
[smash brothers announcer voice] MICHAEL CLAYTON
[tinny voice from wiimote] ᴵ’ᵐ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵃ ᵐᶦʳᵃᶜˡᵉ ʷᵒʳᵏᵉʳ ᴵ’ᵐ ᵃ ʲᵃⁿᶦᵗᵒʳ
[tinny voice from wiimote] ᴵ’ᵐ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵃ ᵐᶦʳᵃᶜˡᵉ ʷᵒʳᵏᵉʳ ᴵ’ᵐ ᵃ ʲᵃⁿᶦᵗᵒʳ
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If You Don't Steal From Them They Will Steal From You
December 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
If You Don't Steal From Them They Will Steal From You
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think about miss piggy's place in popular culture and she's just universally acknowledged as a total babe. now think about the fact that this was a gag ("lipstick on a pig") when the muppet show started. she is a pioneer that moved that needle via sheer grind
she really did this. she's really her.
she really did this. she's really her.
December 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
think about miss piggy's place in popular culture and she's just universally acknowledged as a total babe. now think about the fact that this was a gag ("lipstick on a pig") when the muppet show started. she is a pioneer that moved that needle via sheer grind
she really did this. she's really her.
she really did this. she's really her.
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The cybertruck lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, spinning its wheels trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
December 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The cybertruck lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, spinning its wheels trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.