I was somehow allowed to return to the Acq Inc stage to play at @krisstraub.com 's table opposite the likes of Mx. Erika Ishii and Messrs. Jerry Holkins and Ryan Hartman a few weeks ago in Australia.

Their poor judgment is my delight, and your reward: youtu.be/G-zUEP9sFpA

It's important to remind myself, as I sit here at my boring day job, that

moon maiden 🌙

Microdosing being an elephant by making you uncomfortable whenever I’m in the room.

Inside you there are two wolves.

Now more wolves.

They're changing the behaviour of the deer.

The willows are growing back among the river.

The beavers are making dams.

Inside you there are more beavers than you could have ever expected.

Have you been to the funky bar? 👀

I'm writing the Mihawk POV chapter of my WIP and it's extremely fun being this unhinged and horny with the baroque vocabulary to back it up. I can't write Zoro thinking that something is recherché, but Mihawk? Try and stop me.

You can't even call it a ballsack anymore because of woke

Sanji is The Horny One on the crew, but that's only because nobody has managed to tilt Zoro's chin up with the point of a sword yet.

I'm so sad Sanji and Izou never got to hang out. A beautiful cross-dressing man who is also a Yonko division commander? Sanji, take some notes. You can wear pink and still look like a total badass.

So I reached 1k followers on twitter but I still wanted to share my little zosan strip game im doing as a celebration!! 💛

Old Man Yaoi is the one who brings the longfics at Yule, right?

Don't know who needs to hear this, but

Unclench your jaw

Let your shoulders drop

Liquefy all your connective tissue for the nutrients

Slither bonelessly off your chair

Wick yourself up the walls through capillary action

Envelop the room

Become a new god

Become a new god

nothing to see here

Yo, if you know me at all it's probably from this one. I've written a couple of other things too, if you like:
archiveofourown.org/users/unity1...