Jake HicksSixSix
uprightbat.bsky.social
Jake HicksSixSix
@uprightbat.bsky.social
35. He/him. Jam-up guy.
This is, unironically, what these dipshits anticipate all of us will start doing.
February 10, 2026 at 8:01 PM
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I am feeling this weird quasi-gratitude when I see a commercial for something like a car or a food item
February 9, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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Embarrassing to see adults talk to robots in a public forum. That'd be like if your friend asked a mailbox for directions once. You'd roast him for decades for that shit. Every time the concept of navigating space came up you'd hit him with "Why don't you ask the mailbox?"
February 7, 2026 at 6:58 AM
In Keeping Secrets Of Silent Earth lookin ass
February 7, 2026 at 2:54 AM
My chemical warfare
February 6, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Sly would neverrr
February 3, 2026 at 9:09 PM
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Funniest part about this "anti-woke halftime show" is that the undeniable absolute best halftime show of all time was staged on a giant glowing symbol of gender fluidity
February 3, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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this weekend i visited a beloved local cafe/record store and they had a bathroom labeled "Gay Bathroom". when we complimented the sign the barista said sometimes shitty people ask if there's a different bathroom they can use, so they have a second one in the other room labeled "Super Gay Bathroom"
February 1, 2026 at 11:52 PM
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For those who missed it, @tolkoto.com hit some pure 90s FMV excellence last night on the stream #HeroBiscuit
January 29, 2026 at 6:38 PM
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Tomodachi Life stream going great so far
January 29, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Oskar Kokocshka is only 38 years old in Hey Arnold. I don't like this information.
January 29, 2026 at 10:49 PM
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"let people enjoy things"
January 27, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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People keep saying the codenames in Metal Gear Solid sound like Megaman X bosses, so I decided to give them actual designs. Matches the scale of my other X mockups.

Something I've been sitting on for several years that I finally decided to wrap up tonight.
#megaman #pixelart #ใƒ‰ใƒƒใƒˆ็ตต
January 25, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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I'm not going to post screenshots for obvious reasons but I have been alerted that a bunch of the top posts in r/MassiveCock are anti-ICE now and anyone who defends ICE in comments is getting yelled down lol
January 25, 2026 at 5:18 PM
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CONTINUE TELLING EVERYONE YOU KNOW THAT AI IS THE STUPIDEST SHIT EVER

IT IS WORKING

CONTINUE TO MAKE ART YOURSELF

CONTINUE TO WRITE THINGS THAT INSPIRE YOU

THE WHOLE POINT OF BEING ALIVE IS TO CREATE COOL SHIT

AI STRIPS US OF THE POINT OF BEING HUMAN
January 20, 2026 at 10:17 PM
My thoughts exactly!
January 20, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Come on, pidgit was right there
January 19, 2026 at 2:19 AM
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Remember when video game magazines would print these nonchalantly and not explain what the fuck it was

"Hey kids here's what Steve Austin would look like if you skinned his face and put it on the floor"
January 17, 2026 at 11:03 PM
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You have to block them immediately. The full nuclear. They are only here to make folks angry, and that canโ€™t happen if we lock them out.
January 16, 2026 at 11:59 PM
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Reminder that blocklists like this one will do the work of disappearing all the white house accounts for you bsky.app/profile/did:...
January 17, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Of course Leon would have his im not okay i promise era
January 16, 2026 at 6:16 PM
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This dude is intense and correct
January 15, 2026 at 9:05 AM
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Fire Emblem protagonist: "We need to save the kingdom from these evil invaders!"
Grizzled Advisor: "Only you can lead the people to victory, my lord."
Love Interest: "Come on, let's go save the villagers!"
The Other Two Guys You Start With:
for 3 years now the ads on all of my devices have been begging me to watch a christmas movie with will ferrell and ryan reynolds and literally all i know about it is this fucking picture
January 14, 2026 at 9:02 PM
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RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'
January 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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People were able to force this change not by voting with their wallet but by being really annoying. Being annoying actually works.
January 9, 2026 at 3:35 PM