Jake HicksSixSix
uprightbat.bsky.social
Jake HicksSixSix
@uprightbat.bsky.social
35. He/him. Jam-up guy.
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You have to block them immediately. The full nuclear. They are only here to make folks angry, and that can’t happen if we lock them out.
January 16, 2026 at 11:59 PM
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Reminder that blocklists like this one will do the work of disappearing all the white house accounts for you bsky.app/profile/did:...
January 17, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Of course Leon would have his im not okay i promise era
January 16, 2026 at 6:16 PM
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This dude is intense and correct
January 15, 2026 at 9:05 AM
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Fire Emblem protagonist: "We need to save the kingdom from these evil invaders!"
Grizzled Advisor: "Only you can lead the people to victory, my lord."
Love Interest: "Come on, let's go save the villagers!"
The Other Two Guys You Start With:
for 3 years now the ads on all of my devices have been begging me to watch a christmas movie with will ferrell and ryan reynolds and literally all i know about it is this fucking picture
January 14, 2026 at 9:02 PM
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RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'
January 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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People were able to force this change not by voting with their wallet but by being really annoying. Being annoying actually works.
January 9, 2026 at 3:35 PM
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knee deep in the flu, here's where my brain is
December 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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if you think about it skifree was the first vampire survivors
December 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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"You will be visited by three ghosts"

*watching Muppets Christmas Carol*

THERE WAS FIVE OF EM
December 25, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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john cena: we have caught and compromised tiny tim to a permanent end
*lights go out*
*when they come back up tiny tim has been laid out cena with his signature crutch*
jim ross: BAH GAWD
December 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Tonight you’ll be visited by three spirits
December 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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i had to drop what i was doing to make this
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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RETWEET IF IM RIGHT - dashare.zone ADMIN
December 23, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Shout out to all the folks donning gay apparel and whatnot.
December 22, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Simply

Having

A wonderful
December 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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"they don't know how to express the idea" here's rian johnson's storyboard for knives out

pick up a pencil and a napkin
December 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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The dorks who insist AI is inevitable, especially in the games industry, deeply underestimate how much I’ll just shrug and play retro games for the rest of my life.

Like the PS1 & PS2 libraries alone are enough for multiple lifetimes.

Fuck you, make me.
here’s the full spew
December 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
I asked what I should use instead of firefox and someone said “floorp” and I legitimately thought it was a bit for like five minutes. tech has gone beyond making the torment nexus real to making poob real.
December 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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just a collection of "inevitable" multi-billion dollar tech that was going to be the future of everything until everyone in the audience who was supposed to just get on board said "lol no"
December 17, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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It is impossible to overstate how accurately this book predicted the rise of a certain type of guy
December 14, 2025 at 12:37 AM