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Jess Vandenberg
@vandyink.bsky.social
📒 Freelance Designer & Illustrator
🤓 Open to new projects!
🌊🌵🍳🧰🌈✨ She/They
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🖥️ vandyink.com
🎁 vandyink.etsy.com
🚫 NO AI/NFTS
I'm so grateful for tonight's convo on drag race. It's so important (and such a blessing!) to have such a great variety of Southern representation on drag race. Queer people live in the South! This is our home!
February 14, 2026 at 2:04 AM
A little tip from me to you, if you're buying flowers: give the base of the roses a lil squeeze. The harder they are, the better. I think it means they haven't fully bloomed yet; regardless, they'll last longer if the base is a little hard when you get them. :) 💐🌹
February 13, 2026 at 4:26 PM
“cheese (from a) board” // woodcut painting 🧀🪵✨ #art
February 6, 2026 at 8:02 PM
only YOU can prevent Memphis Grizzlies slander #art
February 5, 2026 at 11:57 PM
I can't wait until tomorrow afternoon is over with; I'm tired of constantly refreshing Shams feed and this tummy ache I've had for 2 weeks from the inevitable unknown. 😭
February 4, 2026 at 5:25 PM
GG JACKSON JR!!!!! That's the skeet!!!!
February 3, 2026 at 1:28 AM
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Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
February 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
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(Fergie voice):
My lunch
My lunch
My lovely hot dog lunch
January 29, 2026 at 1:15 AM
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me: you know what, i feel kinda better now that the ja rumors have died down. whatever happens will happen!

pablo torre: your team’s owner is a war criminal
January 27, 2026 at 3:11 PM
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*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*
January 27, 2026 at 4:20 AM
This is WILD.
January 27, 2026 at 2:01 PM
An apology without any reparations to repair the damage done is just a load of bullshit. You don't get exonerated after one written apology, especially when you blame your behavior on hitting your head 25 years ago, when you've been doubling down on heinous behavior for years now.
January 26, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.
January 24, 2026 at 7:48 PM
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EJ Jones - Gas Station Love
EJ Jones - Gas Station Love (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by EJ Jones
www.youtube.com
December 3, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I've been jamming out to "Gas Station Love" on Hot 107.1 lately & I've been thinking this song was decades old.. but it's actually 2025!! And EJ Jones is like 23!! But the cherry on top was finding out he's from Memphis. AND the GSL video is truly a piece of art that feels SO Memphis, I *love* it. 🥲
January 23, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Anyone play Pokemon Go? I need 3 new friends for a quest thing. Always like new friends too. :)
January 23, 2026 at 3:04 PM
I just wanna wake up and check the feed, and see that all the bad ppl ate some bad food or something, and they pooped themselves to 💀💀💀, is that so much to ask
January 23, 2026 at 2:52 AM
As somebody who has watched Sinners about 12 times this month so far (my current hyperfixation comfort movie), I'm very happy to see all of their very deserved Oscar nominations. 🥰
January 22, 2026 at 2:56 PM
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📌
🔥TEAR GAS Canister DEFUSER - Example #5

🔺TRAFFIC CONE to Cover CANISTER
🔺Several BOTTLES of WATER to pour in Top Opening
🔺COVER Top OPENING with Wet TOWEL
🔺Leaf BLOWER

🧤SAFETY TIP:
Use
🚩Face MASK
🚩HELMET
🚩Long Sleeves
🚩Leather GLOVES to Pick up HOT TEAR GAS Canister

🔁
bsky.app/profile/5050...
September 21, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I remember seeing a video a couple years ago of a protest from (I really can't remember, sorry) maybe Singapore?

Protesters covered tear gas canisters with traffic cones and flooded them with (I think) water? Just wondering if Minnesotans could use a similar method / use snow to bury canisters?
January 21, 2026 at 10:41 PM
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i wrote about ja and the grizzlies trip to europe

open.substack.com/pub/mollyhmo...
Hopelessly devoted
On Ja Morant and an emotionally exhausting European road trip
open.substack.com
January 19, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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they say you are what you eat and i can pretty easily identify the parts of my body that are made of hot dogs
January 17, 2026 at 8:29 PM
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cheese wiz
January 12, 2026 at 5:59 PM
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January 12, 2026 at 1:39 AM