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We lived through ZZ Top now it’s time for ZZ bottom
November 22, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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bowhunting the limu emu
November 17, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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kinda blows my mind that every single sports fan doesn’t own a digital antenna. i get that lots of stuff is on cable but the one time purchase of an antenna has solved so many of my problems
November 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
November 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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i love seeing how libs react when the democrats do nothing. like watching a 35 year old discover santa isnt real, over and over again
March 14, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Can I tell you about someone else whose followers included adult content creators
Axios tried to bust James Talarico for following adult content creators on Instagram and I'm genuinely impressed by his campaign's response
November 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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the government is giving me $10 billion because i made a phone app that reminds you to kill yourself
November 7, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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This clip does bring up the point that the Taco Bell bell needs to be on the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social soundboard.
November 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I have completely gone away from plastic packaged soaps where possible. powder for the clothes washing machine. bar soap, bar shampoo, and bar conditioner for the shower. We don't need plastic crap to hold these things!
It's not like I don't think gels can't work - I have used them and have been generally happy.

But what I want people to realize is that the raw ingredients of detergents... are powders. Mixing water with them and putting them in a plastic bottle creates waste there doesn't need to be.
November 5, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I feel badly for UNC players. But this is tremendous content
From one UNC defensive assistant: "What we've done to these kids is fucked up."
October 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Whichever way history turns, I have a feeling that this will be a historic photo
October 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
"Do you think this is a good use of your platform right now"

hit dogs holler
The whole empty, centrist Dem scam is collapsing in real time.

This is a leg sweep, followed by a quick boxing of Schatz’s ears. These hacks need to go away. They are killing us in so many ways.
October 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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if hawkeyemitch is owning you with hamilton lyrics i don’t know how you expect to win as a democrat
September 28, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Do you want to screen Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile in your town or city, unlike a cowardly major movie chain?

Email us at [email protected].

We'll allow you to screen it for free.

Yes, again, this is real.
A very big Onion announcement:

The Onion has spent the last two months working on a masterpiece.

It's a documentary titled Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile.

It's so good, in fact, we were set to release it in theatres nationwide on October 2nd.

Then two weeks ago, Charlie Kirk was shot.
September 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social become as ungovernable as iowa popeyes

archive.is/202509251327...
archive.is
September 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
nice of him to show up to work
Cubs Offense Showed Up Again, Including Matt Shaw’s 13th Homer

www.bleachernation.com/cubs/2025/09...
www.bleachernation.com
September 25, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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make the shofar your co-star at the synagogue of success
You guys do yourself a favor and look at what Eric Adams wore to Rosh Hashanah services at the Sephardic Lebanese Congregation
September 23, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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which coach will win, the special teams savant with 15+ years experience on the job and a super bowl on his resume or the big dumb tight end who just wants his football team to go to heaven
September 23, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Just a reminder to check for your name in this list of books that OpenAI trained from. If your name is there, they probably owe you several thousand dollars.

OpenAI cried that if everyone eligible author files, the company will go bankrupt, so I'm alerting every author I have ever spoken to.
Search LibGen, the Pirated-Books Database That Meta Used to Train AI
Millions of books and scientific papers are captured in the collection’s current iteration.
www.theatlantic.com
September 6, 2025 at 6:31 AM
a second cfb coach nipple has hit the timeline
September 1, 2025 at 7:18 PM
@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball
September 1, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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maybe we were looking at the wrong Castellanos all weekend
……And there’s a drive deep into Alabama territory by Castellanos amirite
August 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Trans rights are human rights, and human rights are non-negotiable.
August 28, 2025 at 2:14 PM