Mr. Gandalf B. Naturals
@voidfemme.bsky.social
Autistic Space Babe. She/her ace leftist. Live long, smoke weed, be gay, do crimes, treat yourself, keep circulating the tapes, and most importantly…prosper.
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I hope everyone is safe in the kitchen tomorrow and at the bars tomight. I would like to just coast at work, thanks.
November 27, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I hope everyone is safe in the kitchen tomorrow and at the bars tomight. I would like to just coast at work, thanks.
ha! Finally...
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
ha! Finally...
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last piece of pre-thanksgiving advice: drink a large glass of metamucil tonight
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 AM
last piece of pre-thanksgiving advice: drink a large glass of metamucil tonight
I'm having the same kind of pain as I did the last time I had a kidney stone and I'm really really hoping that this one just resolves itself because I'm not doing this on a holiday thank you very much!!!!
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I'm having the same kind of pain as I did the last time I had a kidney stone and I'm really really hoping that this one just resolves itself because I'm not doing this on a holiday thank you very much!!!!
[Food]
Since my decorated pies were sacrificed to early Friendsgiving, I'm making myself the usual pumpkin with chocolate ganache and then an extra one in case I end up going anywhere or I can just freeze it if I don't. Also adding a splash of ube extract to the whip!
Since my decorated pies were sacrificed to early Friendsgiving, I'm making myself the usual pumpkin with chocolate ganache and then an extra one in case I end up going anywhere or I can just freeze it if I don't. Also adding a splash of ube extract to the whip!
November 26, 2025 at 11:42 PM
[Food]
Since my decorated pies were sacrificed to early Friendsgiving, I'm making myself the usual pumpkin with chocolate ganache and then an extra one in case I end up going anywhere or I can just freeze it if I don't. Also adding a splash of ube extract to the whip!
Since my decorated pies were sacrificed to early Friendsgiving, I'm making myself the usual pumpkin with chocolate ganache and then an extra one in case I end up going anywhere or I can just freeze it if I don't. Also adding a splash of ube extract to the whip!
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I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
Literally just saw someone advertising GLUELESS put on & go wigs and they look amazing???? The way my hair genetics are set up I will absolutely be balding by 45 so this is excellent news for me lol. OQ Hair is the name!
November 25, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Literally just saw someone advertising GLUELESS put on & go wigs and they look amazing???? The way my hair genetics are set up I will absolutely be balding by 45 so this is excellent news for me lol. OQ Hair is the name!
Cecil B Demented would have lost his mind at Elphaba's cardigan lmao
"Family friendly is just another name for CENSORSHIP!!!!"
"Family friendly is just another name for CENSORSHIP!!!!"
November 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Cecil B Demented would have lost his mind at Elphaba's cardigan lmao
"Family friendly is just another name for CENSORSHIP!!!!"
"Family friendly is just another name for CENSORSHIP!!!!"
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Speaking of clickies, I love this little cactus. Everyone someone orders one, I yell "CACTUS" in the garage, which makes Donna laugh at me.
Don't you want to make Donna laugh at me?
thebrokencircle.etsy...
Don't you want to make Donna laugh at me?
thebrokencircle.etsy...
November 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Speaking of clickies, I love this little cactus. Everyone someone orders one, I yell "CACTUS" in the garage, which makes Donna laugh at me.
Don't you want to make Donna laugh at me?
thebrokencircle.etsy...
Don't you want to make Donna laugh at me?
thebrokencircle.etsy...
Me at my trial for weeping too much in For Good at the cinema
your honor, in my defense, i was gay yearning
November 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Me at my trial for weeping too much in For Good at the cinema
It's so funny how the lease says we're not allowed to do a whole bunch of things that I routinely walk outside and find the other residents doing, such as literally hammering nails into their front doors lmao
November 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
It's so funny how the lease says we're not allowed to do a whole bunch of things that I routinely walk outside and find the other residents doing, such as literally hammering nails into their front doors lmao
Just saw an insta reel of 2 guys doing "malaphors" and I have to say I will be bringing "shit or get out of the bag" into my everyday lexicon bc I love that
November 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Just saw an insta reel of 2 guys doing "malaphors" and I have to say I will be bringing "shit or get out of the bag" into my everyday lexicon bc I love that
CVS: everything is locked up but we only have one employee at the cash register and no self checkout so if you need something you have to wait until every single person in line is checked out
Also if you try to order online it will say it's in stock and then cancel your order bc it's not in stock
Also if you try to order online it will say it's in stock and then cancel your order bc it's not in stock
November 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
CVS: everything is locked up but we only have one employee at the cash register and no self checkout so if you need something you have to wait until every single person in line is checked out
Also if you try to order online it will say it's in stock and then cancel your order bc it's not in stock
Also if you try to order online it will say it's in stock and then cancel your order bc it's not in stock
Look I'll never rank any of the Star Wars movies. I like some of them more than others, and a few I don't love, and no one cares!!!!
November 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Look I'll never rank any of the Star Wars movies. I like some of them more than others, and a few I don't love, and no one cares!!!!
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A friend from the Czech Republic tried to convince me to make a goose for christmas and part of the recipe was “when it catches fire”
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
A friend from the Czech Republic tried to convince me to make a goose for christmas and part of the recipe was “when it catches fire”
[food]
So many blunts were smoked and bongs were hit yesterday at the picnic get together lmao. People kept showing up and leaving so the smoke station was consistently occupied. Dessert was especially incredible (mulltiple pies + ube ice cream and tiramisu). I may have had too much cheese 😭
So many blunts were smoked and bongs were hit yesterday at the picnic get together lmao. People kept showing up and leaving so the smoke station was consistently occupied. Dessert was especially incredible (mulltiple pies + ube ice cream and tiramisu). I may have had too much cheese 😭
November 25, 2025 at 12:41 AM
[food]
So many blunts were smoked and bongs were hit yesterday at the picnic get together lmao. People kept showing up and leaving so the smoke station was consistently occupied. Dessert was especially incredible (mulltiple pies + ube ice cream and tiramisu). I may have had too much cheese 😭
So many blunts were smoked and bongs were hit yesterday at the picnic get together lmao. People kept showing up and leaving so the smoke station was consistently occupied. Dessert was especially incredible (mulltiple pies + ube ice cream and tiramisu). I may have had too much cheese 😭
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November 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Do you have an author in your life who wants help getting their book published? I can help!
I offer gift packages on all my services!
Email me and let's talk about what to get the author in your life.
www.lianabrooks.com/...
#LianaEdits #GiftsForWriters #HolidayGiftGuide #GiftsForAuthors
I offer gift packages on all my services!
Email me and let's talk about what to get the author in your life.
www.lianabrooks.com/...
#LianaEdits #GiftsForWriters #HolidayGiftGuide #GiftsForAuthors
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In a lot of 2010s CW shows, you can set your watch by the fact that any time a character says "I will never do XYZ" at the 10 minute mark of an episode, that character will absolutely be doing XYZ at the 35 minute mark.
November 24, 2025 at 10:31 PM
In a lot of 2010s CW shows, you can set your watch by the fact that any time a character says "I will never do XYZ" at the 10 minute mark of an episode, that character will absolutely be doing XYZ at the 35 minute mark.
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November 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I've heard it said
That shows come into our lives for a reason...
That shows come into our lives for a reason...
Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K
November 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I've heard it said
That shows come into our lives for a reason...
That shows come into our lives for a reason...
The only place I will be shopping this friday is my local friend's burrito pop-up and that's that
November 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
The only place I will be shopping this friday is my local friend's burrito pop-up and that's that
It's the end of November and it's literally too hot for me to even wear the long sleeved dress I wanted to. Fucking climate change
November 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM
It's the end of November and it's literally too hot for me to even wear the long sleeved dress I wanted to. Fucking climate change
Sat on my chromecast remote for maybe half a second and somehow managed to turn on the setting where every single thing you try to scroll through is read aloud to you and don't know how to turn it off because I don't know how I turned it on.
November 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Sat on my chromecast remote for maybe half a second and somehow managed to turn on the setting where every single thing you try to scroll through is read aloud to you and don't know how to turn it off because I don't know how I turned it on.