Scott Von Doviak
@vondoviak.bsky.social
Edgar and Anthony Award-nominated author of CHARLESGATE CONFIDENTIAL and LOWDOWN ROAD. Repped by The Story Factory.
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
A film that takes place where you're from.
November 23, 2025 at 9:22 PM
A film that takes place where you're from.
For those still tracking engagement: pretty shitty on X, nonexistent here. Maybe I should post my RFK Jr sexts.
Heading out to West Texas for Thanksgiving. Best podcast for a long car trip?
November 23, 2025 at 12:23 AM
For those still tracking engagement: pretty shitty on X, nonexistent here. Maybe I should post my RFK Jr sexts.
Heading out to West Texas for Thanksgiving. Best podcast for a long car trip?
November 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Heading out to West Texas for Thanksgiving. Best podcast for a long car trip?
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Has Ken Burns "The American Revolution" begun to unite the country yet? If arrows on maps and the measured tones of Peter Coyote can't do it, what hope is there?
November 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Has Ken Burns "The American Revolution" begun to unite the country yet? If arrows on maps and the measured tones of Peter Coyote can't do it, what hope is there?
But if you do this, you lose your Promotions, Social, and whatever other tabs, and all your emails will be mixed together into an indigestible stew.
If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
But if you do this, you lose your Promotions, Social, and whatever other tabs, and all your emails will be mixed together into an indigestible stew.
"People say I'm crazy for believing this, but I believe the Battle of the Network Stars should be fought with guns."
BATTLE OF THE NETWORK STARS debuted #OTD in 1976.
ABC's winning team included (L-R) Robert Hegyes + Gabe Kaplan (WELCOME BACK, KOTTER), Penny Marshall (LAVERNE & SHIRLEY), Hal Linden (BARNEY MILLER), Lynda Carter (WONDER WOMAN) + John Schuck (HOLMES & YOYO).
What a time to be alive. #ClassicTV
ABC's winning team included (L-R) Robert Hegyes + Gabe Kaplan (WELCOME BACK, KOTTER), Penny Marshall (LAVERNE & SHIRLEY), Hal Linden (BARNEY MILLER), Lynda Carter (WONDER WOMAN) + John Schuck (HOLMES & YOYO).
What a time to be alive. #ClassicTV
November 15, 2025 at 1:20 AM
"People say I'm crazy for believing this, but I believe the Battle of the Network Stars should be fought with guns."
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The important thing is not whether the Trump performing sexual favors for Bill Clinton thing is true. The important thing is that we all pretend it’s true, and that someone asks Trump about it every day.
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The important thing is not whether the Trump performing sexual favors for Bill Clinton thing is true. The important thing is that we all pretend it’s true, and that someone asks Trump about it every day.
A thing I didn't expect when I was young and snobby was Oliver Stone movies aging well.
November 15, 2025 at 12:36 AM
A thing I didn't expect when I was young and snobby was Oliver Stone movies aging well.
You guys are really on top of it, thanks.
President Trump returned to office promising to avoid foreign entanglements, make life more affordable and ensure that available jobs go to American citizens. His recent actions have been a significant departure from the expectations of his loyal base. nyti.ms/4p91FCj
November 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
You guys are really on top of it, thanks.
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Did he also dream he used to be Roger Moore?
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Did he also dream he used to be Roger Moore?
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I'll get back to "party unity" as soon as the Senate Minority Leader tells us if he voted for the Democratic party nominee for mayor of his city.
I'm tired of party unity only ever running one way.
I'm tired of party unity only ever running one way.
November 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I'll get back to "party unity" as soon as the Senate Minority Leader tells us if he voted for the Democratic party nominee for mayor of his city.
I'm tired of party unity only ever running one way.
I'm tired of party unity only ever running one way.
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As I said last night on MSNBC as the news broke that eight Senate Democrats were joining the GOP: This must be the end for Chuck Schumer as Senate Democratic leader.
November 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
As I said last night on MSNBC as the news broke that eight Senate Democrats were joining the GOP: This must be the end for Chuck Schumer as Senate Democratic leader.
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“We kept @schumer.senate.gov informed throughout”
Translation: Schumer quarterbacked it and made sure only Dems not up for re-election voted to cave
Translation: Schumer quarterbacked it and made sure only Dems not up for re-election voted to cave
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
“We kept @schumer.senate.gov informed throughout”
Translation: Schumer quarterbacked it and made sure only Dems not up for re-election voted to cave
Translation: Schumer quarterbacked it and made sure only Dems not up for re-election voted to cave
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What you need to understand, honey, is that the Democrats know what they’re doing. Every move is shrewd even if it SEEMS terrible. They’ve been doing this for a long time, okay? They are just victims of bad luck! YOU’VE never had bad luck? Come on now.
November 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
What you need to understand, honey, is that the Democrats know what they’re doing. Every move is shrewd even if it SEEMS terrible. They’ve been doing this for a long time, okay? They are just victims of bad luck! YOU’VE never had bad luck? Come on now.
I'm no political expert, but there has got to be someone in the state of fucking New York who can primary Schumer and send him to a nice farm upstate.
November 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I'm no political expert, but there has got to be someone in the state of fucking New York who can primary Schumer and send him to a nice farm upstate.
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Millions of Democratic voters on Tuesday: Fight these guys. Fight them.
Senate Democrats: We heard you loud and clear and we will give in
Senate Democrats: We heard you loud and clear and we will give in
November 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Millions of Democratic voters on Tuesday: Fight these guys. Fight them.
Senate Democrats: We heard you loud and clear and we will give in
Senate Democrats: We heard you loud and clear and we will give in
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Just a reminder that I wrote an Anthony Award nominated pulp thriller that I would love for you all to read.
November 8, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Just a reminder that I wrote an Anthony Award nominated pulp thriller that I would love for you all to read.
Start your weekend right by pre-ordering A VIOLENT MASTERPIECE by @jordanharper.bsky.social!
November 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Start your weekend right by pre-ordering A VIOLENT MASTERPIECE by @jordanharper.bsky.social!
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Ok I had to go find the clip bc this is the energy I will be bringing when anyone ever asks me if I use this ugly nonsense
x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQun5Qr...
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November 8, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Ok I had to go find the clip bc this is the energy I will be bringing when anyone ever asks me if I use this ugly nonsense
x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQun5Qr...
x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQun5Qr...