Jacob Whittaker
@vonfunkenstein.bsky.social
Grandson of slain Game Warden Bill Pogue. Veteran of Afghanistan and Iraq. Featured in Jake Tapper's THE OUTPOST: AN UNTOLD STORY OF VALOR. Combat Action Badge. Disabled vet. Father of four. Fears no coward. Go Cubs
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It's been a weird day. I babysat those who came to No Kings meaning to harm peaceful protesters. Later found out my mom and my siblings are mourning the death of a man who wanted my kids stoned to death. Saw a video of a president who fired 200k vets dropping AI poop on us.
See you at the next one.
See you at the next one.
"I'm gonna sink this bitch"
youtu.be/Z_F0ZNwK7qU?...
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It’s thanksgiving week so I wanna see some MST3K posting, quotes, pictures, clips, gifs! Meanwhile I’m going to go to a department meeting and try to pay attention while I wonder if there’s beer on the sun
November 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
"I'm gonna sink this bitch"
youtu.be/Z_F0ZNwK7qU?...
youtu.be/Z_F0ZNwK7qU?...
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ICE kidnapped a 17-year-old U.S. citizen named Christian Jimenez. Jimenez, a high school senior born in Newberg, Oregon, was driving on his school’s lunch break when ICE/CBP agents stopped his car, smashed his window, and abducted him on November 21, 2025.
www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...
www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...
November 24, 2025 at 11:36 AM
ICE kidnapped a 17-year-old U.S. citizen named Christian Jimenez. Jimenez, a high school senior born in Newberg, Oregon, was driving on his school’s lunch break when ICE/CBP agents stopped his car, smashed his window, and abducted him on November 21, 2025.
www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...
www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...
Hi nice to meet you
Cannot believe this soccer game announcer who talks like a @jonbois.bsky.social post
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Hi nice to meet you
I don't think the bluesky character limit would allow a person to type out a list of all of the AEW titles currently floating around
November 25, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I don't think the bluesky character limit would allow a person to type out a list of all of the AEW titles currently floating around
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Sen. Mark Kelly has released a statement.
"If this is meant to intimidate me and other members of Congress from doing our jobs and holding this administration accountable, it won't work. I've given too much to this country to be silenced by bullies..."
"If this is meant to intimidate me and other members of Congress from doing our jobs and holding this administration accountable, it won't work. I've given too much to this country to be silenced by bullies..."
November 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Sen. Mark Kelly has released a statement.
"If this is meant to intimidate me and other members of Congress from doing our jobs and holding this administration accountable, it won't work. I've given too much to this country to be silenced by bullies..."
"If this is meant to intimidate me and other members of Congress from doing our jobs and holding this administration accountable, it won't work. I've given too much to this country to be silenced by bullies..."
This is the correct response.
"F--- you and your investigation" said Ruben Gallego www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
Defense Department says it is opening an investigation into Sen. Mark Kelly
The investigation is related to the Arizona senator's participation in a video Democratic lawmakers made urging members of the military not to comply with "illegal orders."
www.nbcnews.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM
This is the correct response.
Your Father Wanted You to Have This Watch, Charlie Brown
You know how to whistle, don’t you, Charlie Brown? You just put your lips together and blow.
Okay. Yes. We’re bored now. We’re all bored. But has it ever occurred to you, Charlie Brown, that the process which creates this boredom that we see in the world now may very well be a self-perpetuating unconscious form of brainwashing created by a world totalitarian government based on money?
November 24, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Your Father Wanted You to Have This Watch, Charlie Brown
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A movie that takes place where you're from
November 24, 2025 at 6:10 AM
A movie that takes place where you're from
"Why did all of our parents let us watch ALIEN when we were six, Charlie Brown"
"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a packet of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses, Charlie Brown"
"I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore, Charlie Brown."
November 24, 2025 at 5:16 AM
"Why did all of our parents let us watch ALIEN when we were six, Charlie Brown"
She gonna find an attorney who will take her up on this and actually do it. She will then learn why the first seven attorneys she asked all made the same points on why she shouldn't do it.
November 24, 2025 at 3:55 AM
She gonna find an attorney who will take her up on this and actually do it. She will then learn why the first seven attorneys she asked all made the same points on why she shouldn't do it.
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“Haha Elon really failed at that huh?” No he gutted a bunch of agencies he didn’t like with no repercussion and caused irreparable damage and countless deaths
November 24, 2025 at 3:36 AM
“Haha Elon really failed at that huh?” No he gutted a bunch of agencies he didn’t like with no repercussion and caused irreparable damage and countless deaths
Mute this thread if you want to avoid WICKED: FOR GOOD spoilers
November 24, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Mute this thread if you want to avoid WICKED: FOR GOOD spoilers
Saints fans: Fire Kellen Moore!
Boise State fans:
Boise State fans:
a man with long black hair is making a funny face with his hands outstretched .
ALT: a man with long black hair is making a funny face with his hands outstretched .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Saints fans: Fire Kellen Moore!
Boise State fans:
Boise State fans:
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Damn, what is in those files
November 23, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Damn, what is in those files
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A 44 year old Mexican immigrant named Vicente Ventura Aguilar has been missing from ICE custody since Oct 7th.
He suffered a medical emergency, lost consciousness & disappeared.
www.latimes.com/politics/sto...
He suffered a medical emergency, lost consciousness & disappeared.
www.latimes.com/politics/sto...
An L.A. man was detained in an immigration raid. No one knows where he is
A witness told his brother and attorneys that the 44-year-old Mexican immigrant, who doesn't have lawful immigration status, was taken into custody by immigration authorities on Oct. 7 in south-centra...
www.latimes.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:03 AM
A 44 year old Mexican immigrant named Vicente Ventura Aguilar has been missing from ICE custody since Oct 7th.
He suffered a medical emergency, lost consciousness & disappeared.
www.latimes.com/politics/sto...
He suffered a medical emergency, lost consciousness & disappeared.
www.latimes.com/politics/sto...
Do I deserve to be?
Is that the question?
And if so
If so, ooh
Who answers?
Who answers?!?
Is that the question?
And if so
If so, ooh
Who answers?
Who answers?!?
November 23, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Do I deserve to be?
Is that the question?
And if so
If so, ooh
Who answers?
Who answers?!?
Is that the question?
And if so
If so, ooh
Who answers?
Who answers?!?
I don't know why we need a whole video. It's about helplessly watching nuclear war erupt around you, a German girl. There, now you know
November 22, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I don't know why we need a whole video. It's about helplessly watching nuclear war erupt around you, a German girl. There, now you know
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you'd think the forced displacement of 10 million people from one of the oldest centres of civilisation in human history would get a little more news attention than beltway journalists writing essays on how Olivia Nuzzi is a genius because they want to bone her and you'd be wrong
'Iran’s capital must be moved because the country “no longer has a choice,” President Masoud Pezeshkian said on Thursday in remarks carried by state media, warning that severe ecological strain has made Tehran impossible to sustain'
#Iran 🇮🇷
#Iran 🇮🇷
Iran president says capital move now a necessity as water crisis deepens
Iran’s capital must be moved because the country “no longer has a choice,” President Masoud Pezeshkian said on Thursday in remarks carried by state media, warning that severe ecological strain has mad...
www.iranintl.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:59 PM
you'd think the forced displacement of 10 million people from one of the oldest centres of civilisation in human history would get a little more news attention than beltway journalists writing essays on how Olivia Nuzzi is a genius because they want to bone her and you'd be wrong
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New from me:
Letters from anti-abortion activists and Republican elected officials show stated goals of barring Planned Parenthood health centers from receiving any federal money and pulling them from the 340B drug pricing program, which allows for significant discounts on prescription drugs.
Letters from anti-abortion activists and Republican elected officials show stated goals of barring Planned Parenthood health centers from receiving any federal money and pulling them from the 340B drug pricing program, which allows for significant discounts on prescription drugs.
Anti-abortion groups, lawmakers push feds for more permanent ‘defunding’ of Planned Parenthood
Anti-abortion organizations and Republican elected officials are searching for more ways to prevent Planned Parenthood from receiving federal resources after congressional Republicans successfully cut...
www.newsfromthestates.com
November 21, 2025 at 9:40 PM
New from me:
Letters from anti-abortion activists and Republican elected officials show stated goals of barring Planned Parenthood health centers from receiving any federal money and pulling them from the 340B drug pricing program, which allows for significant discounts on prescription drugs.
Letters from anti-abortion activists and Republican elected officials show stated goals of barring Planned Parenthood health centers from receiving any federal money and pulling them from the 340B drug pricing program, which allows for significant discounts on prescription drugs.
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.