Jacob Whittaker
@vonfunkenstein.bsky.social
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Grandson of slain Game Warden Bill Pogue. Veteran of Afghanistan and Iraq. Featured in Jake Tapper's THE OUTPOST: AN UNTOLD STORY OF VALOR. Combat Action Badge. Disabled vet. Father of four. Fears no coward. Go Cubs
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vonfunkenstein.bsky.social
Find something, a specific thing, and fight for it. Fight hard. Likes, followers, re-posts: None of these things change shit, especially here. Fucking fight for something.
vonfunkenstein.bsky.social
Also it implies I can afford racing cars because I wholesale meth, which is great
vonfunkenstein.bsky.social
Okay but The Speed Barn is fantastic and I never want to upgrade
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bigbash.bsky.social
Ian Carroll was a brand ambassador for Hetero Pride in Boise. He canceled last minute but white supremacists still showed. He's done antisemitic presentations at the straight pride organizer's bar.

The bar sells Nazi colored Elon Musk salute merch. Meridian Tesla Hitler, and other Nazis, wear it.
rokhanna.bsky.social
I don't take a dime from any PAC or lobbyist, including AIPAC.

I am proud to be one of the handful of Democrats standing up against Big Money.
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vonfunkenstein.bsky.social
Why can't I sand my roof razor thin?!? No Daytona Beach course?!? Where are the beer and cigarette sponsors?!? Game acts like jet fuel doesn't exist?!?

smh, just a huge failure
vonfunkenstein.bsky.social
PCA about to tell the entire clubhouse all about the time Thomas the Tank Engine learned the importance of being honest
vonfunkenstein.bsky.social
Widely considered mediocre throughout his career, I've come to appreciate Barry Sanders who might actually have been a very good running back
vonfunkenstein.bsky.social
This is a good bit by the wsj
vonfunkenstein.bsky.social
That mofo on his way to meet Morgan Freeman in the Caribbean
vonfunkenstein.bsky.social
Ready for a little child labor in the baseball mines, gub'nah
vonfunkenstein.bsky.social
I'm going to be driving the #66 as Rickardo Dribblez
vonfunkenstein.bsky.social
Lilith is the one cutthroat enough to succeed
vonfunkenstein.bsky.social
"Oh-a no!" Mario utters quietly as Nicole Kidman rises dramatically from the ground, the background music suddenly growing frantic.
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Nicole Kidman stuns for Vogue.
vonfunkenstein.bsky.social
"She lives in Canada, you wouldn't know her."
helenkennedy.bsky.social
Noem: “One of the individuals we arrested recently was the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”

Lullz
robertsilverman.bsky.social
lest anyone think the girlfriend line was a hilarious joke I concocted...
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rodger.bsky.social
when UNC scored on the first possession of the first game and Colin Cowherd immediately posted this, and then UNC lost by 34
Wasn’t really sure what to expect from Chapel Bill. But after that drive, I have him as second best college coach I’ve ever seen, just below Saban.
vonfunkenstein.bsky.social
I think all Cubs pitchers should just strike everyone out
vonfunkenstein.bsky.social
Oh shit, those warriors kids ran into the wrong themed gang tonight
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keelin12ft.bsky.social
This is probably what that lady was seeing when she was yelling about people not being real on the plane.
Photo of barrelman pointing a bat at the camera on a train form the Milwaukee journal sentinel. Caption says “Milwaukee Brewers mascot Barrelman squeezes hit way into the the Amtrak Hiawatha train at the Milwaukee Intermodal Station in Milwaukee, Wisconsin on Oct. 8, 2025, headed for Chicago to watch the Milwaukee Brewers take on the Chicago Cubs in Game 3 of National League Division Series playoff baseball game.”
vonfunkenstein.bsky.social
"Bill, do you think hockey has a rule about wearing hats instead of helmets? What if I told you it did?"
vonfunkenstein.bsky.social
Time to roll up the sleeves and compound poor life choices
It's the liberty university mascot
vonfunkenstein.bsky.social
Smart NASCAR mutuals: Increasing the HP at lil' ovals seems really dangerous. Am I wrong?