Jacob Whittaker
@vonfunkenstein.bsky.social
Grandson of slain Idaho Game Warden Bill Pogue. Proud son of Boise. Veteran of Afghanistan and Iraq. Featured in Jake Tapper's THE OUTPOST: AN UNTOLD STORY OF VALOR. Combat Action Badge. Disabled vet. Father of four. Fears no coward. Go Cubs
Pinned
Additional context sent to us about this guy makes his values very clear
From my post this morning:
To the brave dozen who joined me in escorting Billy Bartnicki out of the area even after he flashed a pistol at us while shouting "Make America white again!", thank you. Only takes being brave once to never be afraid again. Love to each and every one of you.
To the brave dozen who joined me in escorting Billy Bartnicki out of the area even after he flashed a pistol at us while shouting "Make America white again!", thank you. Only takes being brave once to never be afraid again. Love to each and every one of you.
This dork started his shitty career by ripping off eazy-e wholesale, still ripping off his look.
Kid Rock: Nothing against Jay-Z… But it seems like there's a little bit of a DEI hire there going on.
February 10, 2026 at 3:35 AM
This dork started his shitty career by ripping off eazy-e wholesale, still ripping off his look.
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This is the guy who is in charge of the US Navy.
He has never served in the Us Navy or in the military.
He is an art collector of sorts, possessing various items of the sexual spectrum.
He does have one prerequisite…
He is in the Epstein flight logs.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Ph...
He has never served in the Us Navy or in the military.
He is an art collector of sorts, possessing various items of the sexual spectrum.
He does have one prerequisite…
He is in the Epstein flight logs.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Ph...
John Phelan (businessman) - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
February 10, 2026 at 2:52 AM
This is the guy who is in charge of the US Navy.
He has never served in the Us Navy or in the military.
He is an art collector of sorts, possessing various items of the sexual spectrum.
He does have one prerequisite…
He is in the Epstein flight logs.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Ph...
He has never served in the Us Navy or in the military.
He is an art collector of sorts, possessing various items of the sexual spectrum.
He does have one prerequisite…
He is in the Epstein flight logs.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Ph...
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I’m sorry that I’ve been neglecting @gailsimone.bsky.social and her fanaticism for one Billy Joel. Don’t ask me why, but I have.
February 9, 2026 at 9:59 PM
I’m sorry that I’ve been neglecting @gailsimone.bsky.social and her fanaticism for one Billy Joel. Don’t ask me why, but I have.
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Got it for you though
February 9, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Got it for you though
Now give Seattle the sonics back
February 9, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Now give Seattle the sonics back
Refreshing for the @sickoscommittee.org graphic cuz damn
February 9, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Refreshing for the @sickoscommittee.org graphic cuz damn
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no eres mis casa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
no eres mis casa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
Seattle fighting desperately to create some good memories to go along with the Lombardi trophy
February 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Seattle fighting desperately to create some good memories to go along with the Lombardi trophy
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And while everyone is feeling good about Benito giving a Grammy to someone who is not Liam Ramos: Congress can pass a personal bill to grant citizenship to Liam Ramos, his family and Kilmer Abrego Garcia.
February 9, 2026 at 1:50 AM
And while everyone is feeling good about Benito giving a Grammy to someone who is not Liam Ramos: Congress can pass a personal bill to grant citizenship to Liam Ramos, his family and Kilmer Abrego Garcia.
Now the leaking cube is bringing happiness to pats fans, goddamnit
Mr Beast Salesforce ad, he whispered, as the obsidian cube hummed and began leaking blood
February 9, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Now the leaking cube is bringing happiness to pats fans, goddamnit
Where are all the people who were in alligator Alcatraz? We don't know. Sometimes it feels like we'll never know. But here's your dog. We think you'll be surprised at how many other people you'll be fine with us losing if we give you your dog back
February 9, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Where are all the people who were in alligator Alcatraz? We don't know. Sometimes it feels like we'll never know. But here's your dog. We think you'll be surprised at how many other people you'll be fine with us losing if we give you your dog back
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Oh.
Doocy: "The new face of RealFood .gov is Mike Tyson. How did you settle on someone who was most famous for eating Evander Holyfield's ear?"
RFK Jr.: "Brett Ratner who helped produce the ad had a lifelong friendship with him."
RFK Jr.: "Brett Ratner who helped produce the ad had a lifelong friendship with him."
February 9, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Oh.
"Hey the tech we use to help make minorities disappear might bring your dog back someday! Isn't the future cool?"
February 9, 2026 at 2:08 AM
"Hey the tech we use to help make minorities disappear might bring your dog back someday! Isn't the future cool?"
Oh God goodell is on the path of mar-a-lago face.
Just fucking age, boomers.
Just fucking age, boomers.
February 9, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Oh God goodell is on the path of mar-a-lago face.
Just fucking age, boomers.
Just fucking age, boomers.
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Pretty sure that was supposed to represent Bad Bunny going back to give his Grammy to his childhood self.
February 9, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Pretty sure that was supposed to represent Bad Bunny going back to give his Grammy to his childhood self.
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That was very much not Liam Ramos in Bad Bunny’s performance - his image has been plastered all over this site for weeks. Very strange thing to imagine.
February 9, 2026 at 1:43 AM
That was very much not Liam Ramos in Bad Bunny’s performance - his image has been plastered all over this site for weeks. Very strange thing to imagine.
A very specific subgenre of Bad Bunny fans were just relieved and happy that he climbed down from the light pole, as that was very much not guaranteed to be the way he got down
February 9, 2026 at 1:39 AM
A very specific subgenre of Bad Bunny fans were just relieved and happy that he climbed down from the light pole, as that was very much not guaranteed to be the way he got down
Football game suddenly looking real good for some reason
y’all those back to back Dunkin and Coinbase ads were brutal
February 9, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Football game suddenly looking real good for some reason
Oh wow, they showed a diff version for those of us in ID.
"You know. You fucking know that potato chips are made of potatoes. But nobody else apparently fucking knows potato chips are made out of potatoes. So we're telling them right now. We have to buy a super bowl ad to tell them that."
"You know. You fucking know that potato chips are made of potatoes. But nobody else apparently fucking knows potato chips are made out of potatoes. So we're telling them right now. We have to buy a super bowl ad to tell them that."
Some context from that Lays ad.
People are very stupid and don’t realize that potato chips are literally made out of potatoes.
That’s why they were parading around a potato in that ad like it’s the fucking Rosetta Stone.
People are very stupid and don’t realize that potato chips are literally made out of potatoes.
That’s why they were parading around a potato in that ad like it’s the fucking Rosetta Stone.
Lay’s revamps to make clear that chips are made from potatoes | Capital Press
Lay's will revamp its brand after 42% of consumers didn't know their potato chips come from potatoes.
capitalpress.com
February 9, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Oh wow, they showed a diff version for those of us in ID.
"You know. You fucking know that potato chips are made of potatoes. But nobody else apparently fucking knows potato chips are made out of potatoes. So we're telling them right now. We have to buy a super bowl ad to tell them that."
"You know. You fucking know that potato chips are made of potatoes. But nobody else apparently fucking knows potato chips are made out of potatoes. So we're telling them right now. We have to buy a super bowl ad to tell them that."
Ever since Collinsworth said that the Patriots have to be happy with their offense during their first drive, the Patriots have since gained approximately -7 total yards
February 9, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Ever since Collinsworth said that the Patriots have to be happy with their offense during their first drive, the Patriots have since gained approximately -7 total yards
Oh cool the super bowl brought to us by gambling and the other ai thing
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Oh cool the super bowl brought to us by gambling and the other ai thing