We’re pivoting to digital
We’re pivoting to video
We’re pivoting to AI
We’re pivoting to battling mutants for the last dregs of gasoline in our burned out cities
We’re pivoting to travelling from township to township on a donkey that has pots and pans strapped to it
We’re pivoting to the void
We’re pivoting to video
We’re pivoting to AI
We’re pivoting to battling mutants for the last dregs of gasoline in our burned out cities
We’re pivoting to travelling from township to township on a donkey that has pots and pans strapped to it
We’re pivoting to the void
January 23, 2026 at 4:02 AM
We’re pivoting to digital
We’re pivoting to video
We’re pivoting to AI
We’re pivoting to battling mutants for the last dregs of gasoline in our burned out cities
We’re pivoting to travelling from township to township on a donkey that has pots and pans strapped to it
We’re pivoting to the void
We’re pivoting to video
We’re pivoting to AI
We’re pivoting to battling mutants for the last dregs of gasoline in our burned out cities
We’re pivoting to travelling from township to township on a donkey that has pots and pans strapped to it
We’re pivoting to the void
Employers when they insist on return to office days, but you’re not available after your work hours because you’re still commuting home
January 22, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Employers when they insist on return to office days, but you’re not available after your work hours because you’re still commuting home
My polycule has 12 cats, 3 jobs, 8 no contact orders on a family member, and zero drivers licenses
January 22, 2026 at 1:18 AM
My polycule has 12 cats, 3 jobs, 8 no contact orders on a family member, and zero drivers licenses
*hour 2 of listening to victor Frankenstein recount the story of how he invented immortality technology*
Can you fast forward past the parts where you keep trying to bang your sister in law
Can you fast forward past the parts where you keep trying to bang your sister in law
January 19, 2026 at 12:59 PM
*hour 2 of listening to victor Frankenstein recount the story of how he invented immortality technology*
Can you fast forward past the parts where you keep trying to bang your sister in law
Can you fast forward past the parts where you keep trying to bang your sister in law
Hey little daddy, hike up them dockers and let me see your fresh pair of new balances
January 15, 2026 at 8:43 AM
Hey little daddy, hike up them dockers and let me see your fresh pair of new balances
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If my grandpa knew how little we spent on his funeral, he’d turn over in his cardboard box.
January 13, 2026 at 1:04 AM
If my grandpa knew how little we spent on his funeral, he’d turn over in his cardboard box.
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I'm "made my parents a clay ashtray in school" years old
January 15, 2026 at 12:17 AM
I'm "made my parents a clay ashtray in school" years old
Due to economic downturn, wine moms can now only pick two
January 14, 2026 at 9:10 AM
Due to economic downturn, wine moms can now only pick two
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Looks more like autorobotic asphyxiation
January 12, 2026 at 7:15 AM
Looks more like autorobotic asphyxiation
So I heard some weird noises coming from my study and I think I walked in on my Robovac trying to hang itself. Does anyone have the number of a good therapist chatbot I can refer it to?
January 12, 2026 at 7:01 AM
So I heard some weird noises coming from my study and I think I walked in on my Robovac trying to hang itself. Does anyone have the number of a good therapist chatbot I can refer it to?
I’ve trained my body to poop on company time so well that I can no longer poop while on vacation. The last meal of a four day weekend is like packing a musket
January 11, 2026 at 10:44 PM
I’ve trained my body to poop on company time so well that I can no longer poop while on vacation. The last meal of a four day weekend is like packing a musket
Get rich or try dying
January 10, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Get rich or try dying
I can’t join ICE because I can have a traffic dispute with a woman without drawing a firearm
I can't join ICE because my masculinity isn't fragile.
I can’t join ICE because I’m not white-trash anymore
January 10, 2026 at 3:12 AM
I can’t join ICE because I can have a traffic dispute with a woman without drawing a firearm
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Smokin the strain of weed that inspired the commodore 64
January 9, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Smokin the strain of weed that inspired the commodore 64
I name my children after the places they were conceived. I’d like you to meet: Sydney, Paris, Cairo, Tunguska, Skokie, Wendy’s dumpster, and the newest addition to our little clan: rehab
January 9, 2026 at 9:49 PM
I name my children after the places they were conceived. I’d like you to meet: Sydney, Paris, Cairo, Tunguska, Skokie, Wendy’s dumpster, and the newest addition to our little clan: rehab
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Walking into the ocean sounds so relaxing right now
January 4, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Walking into the ocean sounds so relaxing right now
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Who up eating Gilbert Grape?
January 7, 2026 at 7:35 AM
Who up eating Gilbert Grape?
The trump administration has announced it has successfully extracted princess peach to stand trial for her crimes and will hand the day to day running of the mushroom kingdom over to bowser
January 5, 2026 at 5:59 AM
The trump administration has announced it has successfully extracted princess peach to stand trial for her crimes and will hand the day to day running of the mushroom kingdom over to bowser
Been hustling, working weekends and evenings, studying fulltime in lieu of having a social life. I’ve had three promotions in five years, which saved me from defaulting on my home loan, but my purchasing power is demonstrably worse off than it was five years ago
January 4, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Been hustling, working weekends and evenings, studying fulltime in lieu of having a social life. I’ve had three promotions in five years, which saved me from defaulting on my home loan, but my purchasing power is demonstrably worse off than it was five years ago
So it turns out all those “let’s circle back in the new year” meetings have been lying in wait for me, like vultures circling over a dying wildebeest
January 4, 2026 at 9:16 PM
So it turns out all those “let’s circle back in the new year” meetings have been lying in wait for me, like vultures circling over a dying wildebeest
I was cursed by a witch to roam the earth shitposting endlessly until the Time of Judgement arrives
January 1, 2026 at 7:06 AM
I was cursed by a witch to roam the earth shitposting endlessly until the Time of Judgement arrives
2026 will be the year I wear prosthetic fingers when I’m out in public, so if incriminating video of me ever surfaces I can claim it’s AI
January 1, 2026 at 7:05 AM
2026 will be the year I wear prosthetic fingers when I’m out in public, so if incriminating video of me ever surfaces I can claim it’s AI
Wasted so much time this year working, studying, exercising, and spending quality time with loved ones and none of it brought me any closer to my dream of being fired out of a cannon into the sun
January 1, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Wasted so much time this year working, studying, exercising, and spending quality time with loved ones and none of it brought me any closer to my dream of being fired out of a cannon into the sun
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Die Hard was actually appropriated from pagans
December 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Die Hard was actually appropriated from pagans