Vorp
@vvorp.bsky.social
Weird smut and dumb memes.
33, they/them/whatever
🔞Very much NSFW, don't follow me unless you're 18+🔞
33, they/them/whatever
🔞Very much NSFW, don't follow me unless you're 18+🔞
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i think we all need to step back and realize that peak art was made when neolithic pot in the shape of a pig was fired
February 6, 2026 at 7:46 PM
i think we all need to step back and realize that peak art was made when neolithic pot in the shape of a pig was fired
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it was really fucked up of duke onkled to take advantage of gamelon's allyship with hyrule like that and everyone who glorifies him in their youtube poops is complicit in his corrupt actions.
February 7, 2026 at 4:21 PM
it was really fucked up of duke onkled to take advantage of gamelon's allyship with hyrule like that and everyone who glorifies him in their youtube poops is complicit in his corrupt actions.
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Previous post seems like it didn't work properly. Maybe this format will
February 7, 2026 at 9:26 AM
Previous post seems like it didn't work properly. Maybe this format will
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dream roommate frieren >////<
February 7, 2026 at 11:40 AM
dream roommate frieren >////<
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rate my poker night lineup
February 6, 2026 at 9:20 PM
rate my poker night lineup
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i was inspired and had to try my own spin on @oogabutt.bsky.social's card folk.
Queenie can flip over and whoever is stuck as the legs has to deal with the pair's shared cock n' balls to the face
Queenie can flip over and whoever is stuck as the legs has to deal with the pair's shared cock n' balls to the face
February 5, 2026 at 1:15 AM
i was inspired and had to try my own spin on @oogabutt.bsky.social's card folk.
Queenie can flip over and whoever is stuck as the legs has to deal with the pair's shared cock n' balls to the face
Queenie can flip over and whoever is stuck as the legs has to deal with the pair's shared cock n' balls to the face
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You can't be talking like that Red Baby.
February 4, 2026 at 6:22 PM
You can't be talking like that Red Baby.
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"Enemies to lovers" but it's with my evil reviewer version of myself
February 4, 2026 at 4:49 PM
"Enemies to lovers" but it's with my evil reviewer version of myself
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there have been many, many more egregious and awful bans on this website but this is perhaps the stupidest just from like, a business perspective
free dril
February 4, 2026 at 4:07 PM
there have been many, many more egregious and awful bans on this website but this is perhaps the stupidest just from like, a business perspective
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"rich dipshit owner doesn't understand the industry he's bought into and clumsily destroys what made it good" feels less like a narrative unique to the washington post and more like the music that's been playing in the background of all our lives for at least 40 years
February 4, 2026 at 2:53 PM
"rich dipshit owner doesn't understand the industry he's bought into and clumsily destroys what made it good" feels less like a narrative unique to the washington post and more like the music that's been playing in the background of all our lives for at least 40 years
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anyone want to come over? we can stand across from each other and do this
December 16, 2025 at 1:16 AM
anyone want to come over? we can stand across from each other and do this
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I wonder how he's handling all this
February 3, 2026 at 2:21 PM
I wonder how he's handling all this
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I was wondering why I wasn't seeing any JP posts on my For You timeline and turns out bsky re-set my language preferences to English only (why? I'm not even from an English speaking country) even though I changed them to all languages a long time ago.
They REALLY need to get better with this, man.
They REALLY need to get better with this, man.
February 2, 2026 at 11:15 AM
I was wondering why I wasn't seeing any JP posts on my For You timeline and turns out bsky re-set my language preferences to English only (why? I'm not even from an English speaking country) even though I changed them to all languages a long time ago.
They REALLY need to get better with this, man.
They REALLY need to get better with this, man.
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actually i think it counts as preservation now
always remember that pirating adobe products is morally correct
February 2, 2026 at 11:41 PM
actually i think it counts as preservation now
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they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
Xfinity has just released its Jurassic Park-themed Super Bowl ad that features a digitally de-aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. https://bit.ly/4rmRhrK
February 3, 2026 at 3:32 AM
they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
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i truly hate how much we are living in a bad script
February 2, 2026 at 1:42 PM
i truly hate how much we are living in a bad script
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What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?
February 1, 2026 at 4:00 PM
What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?
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Casual, yet somewhat cheeky, reminder to support my entry Design R "Veldt Man" (or one of the other 19 entrants) here:
cloud.event.capcom.com/mgdo_boss_vote
cloud.event.capcom.com/mgdo_boss_vote
January 31, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Casual, yet somewhat cheeky, reminder to support my entry Design R "Veldt Man" (or one of the other 19 entrants) here:
cloud.event.capcom.com/mgdo_boss_vote
cloud.event.capcom.com/mgdo_boss_vote
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R#349 continues to be a good hanger.
nice and stiff.
nice and stiff.
January 31, 2026 at 12:48 AM
R#349 continues to be a good hanger.
nice and stiff.
nice and stiff.
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When a charming fellow invites her to dinner, even a Madrigal like Isabela can't resist attending
(Had plans for what my first post of the year would be, sadly couldn't make it work the way I intended, but oh well)
(Had plans for what my first post of the year would be, sadly couldn't make it work the way I intended, but oh well)
January 30, 2026 at 5:14 PM
When a charming fellow invites her to dinner, even a Madrigal like Isabela can't resist attending
(Had plans for what my first post of the year would be, sadly couldn't make it work the way I intended, but oh well)
(Had plans for what my first post of the year would be, sadly couldn't make it work the way I intended, but oh well)
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When I try to explain to people that investors are generally very, very stupid people this is what I mean.
Video game stocks are suddenly crashing today with the launch of Google's Project Genie as investors think games will start magically getting made with AI
➡️ ca.investing.com/news/stock-m...
#GoogleGemini #TakeTwo #CDProjektRED #Roblox #videogames
➡️ ca.investing.com/news/stock-m...
#GoogleGemini #TakeTwo #CDProjektRED #Roblox #videogames
January 30, 2026 at 5:35 PM
When I try to explain to people that investors are generally very, very stupid people this is what I mean.