Vorp
@vvorp.bsky.social
Weird smut and dumb memes.
32, they/them/whatever
🔞Very much NSFW, don't follow me unless you're 18+🔞
32, they/them/whatever
🔞Very much NSFW, don't follow me unless you're 18+🔞
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I tested a machine learning model designed to detect NSFW content. It marked this image as unsafe, because of Tim Allen's breasts (marked in blue) and my hand-penis (marked in green)
November 24, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I tested a machine learning model designed to detect NSFW content. It marked this image as unsafe, because of Tim Allen's breasts (marked in blue) and my hand-penis (marked in green)
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Doodle - It's not the heat getting to Harper, it's the humidity
November 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Doodle - It's not the heat getting to Harper, it's the humidity
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DAY 19 - DRINK
Someone didn't read the invite that it was a hypno party they were attending and had a sip of the punch bowl. Now, everyone is enacting on their desires and impulses. 🍹🌀😵💫
#bunbothypnovember #hypno
Someone didn't read the invite that it was a hypno party they were attending and had a sip of the punch bowl. Now, everyone is enacting on their desires and impulses. 🍹🌀😵💫
#bunbothypnovember #hypno
November 20, 2025 at 11:43 AM
DAY 19 - DRINK
Someone didn't read the invite that it was a hypno party they were attending and had a sip of the punch bowl. Now, everyone is enacting on their desires and impulses. 🍹🌀😵💫
#bunbothypnovember #hypno
Someone didn't read the invite that it was a hypno party they were attending and had a sip of the punch bowl. Now, everyone is enacting on their desires and impulses. 🍹🌀😵💫
#bunbothypnovember #hypno
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This feature can be disabled by going to Invoicing -> Feedback and toggling 'Collect feedback' off there (on a business account, at least)
Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
November 20, 2025 at 3:02 AM
This feature can be disabled by going to Invoicing -> Feedback and toggling 'Collect feedback' off there (on a business account, at least)
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[R-18] A chair for a table
(inspired by the latest work of @nominu.bsky.social)
OC Sandra and Hina in a little furniture TF.
#asfr #状態変化 #originalcharacters #koikatsu
Pixiv Link: pixiv.net/en/artworks/...
(inspired by the latest work of @nominu.bsky.social)
OC Sandra and Hina in a little furniture TF.
#asfr #状態変化 #originalcharacters #koikatsu
Pixiv Link: pixiv.net/en/artworks/...
November 19, 2025 at 7:44 PM
[R-18] A chair for a table
(inspired by the latest work of @nominu.bsky.social)
OC Sandra and Hina in a little furniture TF.
#asfr #状態変化 #originalcharacters #koikatsu
Pixiv Link: pixiv.net/en/artworks/...
(inspired by the latest work of @nominu.bsky.social)
OC Sandra and Hina in a little furniture TF.
#asfr #状態変化 #originalcharacters #koikatsu
Pixiv Link: pixiv.net/en/artworks/...
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The Legend of Zelda: A Twink to the Past 💛🍃
October 21, 2024 at 8:03 PM
The Legend of Zelda: A Twink to the Past 💛🍃
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Finally introducing Tarot, Margot's funhouse mirror doppelganger.
Know the difference, it could save your life!
Know the difference, it could save your life!
November 20, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Finally introducing Tarot, Margot's funhouse mirror doppelganger.
Know the difference, it could save your life!
Know the difference, it could save your life!
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For the love of god DO NOT talk to pypl about me or anyone else you commission. Yes even sfw stuff because what's sfw to us might be too spicy for those asshats.
No snitching 🫵
No snitching 🫵
Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
November 19, 2025 at 11:24 PM
For the love of god DO NOT talk to pypl about me or anyone else you commission. Yes even sfw stuff because what's sfw to us might be too spicy for those asshats.
No snitching 🫵
No snitching 🫵
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Family lingerie
November 19, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Family lingerie
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
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Torneko: The Last Hope (Chunsoft/Matrix - PSX - 1999) obscurevideogames.tumblr.com/post/7988337...
November 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Torneko: The Last Hope (Chunsoft/Matrix - PSX - 1999) obscurevideogames.tumblr.com/post/7988337...
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this sounds like a great idea. luckily there are no extremely serious consequences to providing false information to the Internal Revenue Service
TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
November 18, 2025 at 10:52 PM
this sounds like a great idea. luckily there are no extremely serious consequences to providing false information to the Internal Revenue Service
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if you consider yourself an ally please speak up about this, it’s overwhelmingly trans people who are trying to raise awareness of this attack and we could really use your voice rn. it’s certainly not going to come from the 40k follower 100k following AI Elonia meme posting blue maga crowd
on monday the regime was going to revoke existing passports. yesterday they were going to allow all already-issued passports to remain valid til expiration. today it’s back to revocation. yet we’re called hysterical or wreckers for criticizing the politicians supporting these policies
Update: The State Department has once again changed the language back to saying transgender people's passports will be valid "until they are invalidated pursuant to federal regulations."
November 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
if you consider yourself an ally please speak up about this, it’s overwhelmingly trans people who are trying to raise awareness of this attack and we could really use your voice rn. it’s certainly not going to come from the 40k follower 100k following AI Elonia meme posting blue maga crowd
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some bug somewhere is getting his bug dick schlorped in the tall grass...
November 19, 2025 at 12:50 AM
some bug somewhere is getting his bug dick schlorped in the tall grass...
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Another beautiful rendition of my titular OC by @sleepygaycutie.bsky.social
I'm in my element, thriving.
I'm in my element, thriving.
November 17, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Another beautiful rendition of my titular OC by @sleepygaycutie.bsky.social
I'm in my element, thriving.
I'm in my element, thriving.
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Oh so the economy is goin down down huh lmao
Fox guest on how to save money during the holidays:
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
November 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Oh so the economy is goin down down huh lmao
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I'm watching an adult creator get systematically cut off from every income stream by payment processors and now debankment could be on the table. She makes legal content. They are trying to shut her up and hope that we'll shut up too.
We must get louder. Call Visa and MC. Tell them this will stop.
We must get louder. Call Visa and MC. Tell them this will stop.
#SaveSpeech
Ana's situation has gotten more severe. This is blatantly targetted debanking and [extremely unfortunate] proof that these call campaigns are getting under paypros skin
Keep calling Visa and MC and demanding they stop discriminating against adult content!
stop-paypros.neocities.org
Ana's situation has gotten more severe. This is blatantly targetted debanking and [extremely unfortunate] proof that these call campaigns are getting under paypros skin
Keep calling Visa and MC and demanding they stop discriminating against adult content!
stop-paypros.neocities.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I'm watching an adult creator get systematically cut off from every income stream by payment processors and now debankment could be on the table. She makes legal content. They are trying to shut her up and hope that we'll shut up too.
We must get louder. Call Visa and MC. Tell them this will stop.
We must get louder. Call Visa and MC. Tell them this will stop.
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grope bite schlick
October 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
grope bite schlick
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freeuse roommate scrolling
October 13, 2025 at 2:34 AM
freeuse roommate scrolling
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pat has some kind of super power for taming cats like niles 🐱
#catte.art
#catte.art
October 30, 2024 at 4:07 PM
pat has some kind of super power for taming cats like niles 🐱
#catte.art
#catte.art
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GULPIN SEA MONKEYS BY THE GALLON
MY TUMMY FEEL CRAZY
THAT COOCHIE YUMMY, SLIME
THAT COOCHIE DOIN IT FOR ME, SLIME
THEY THOUGHT THEY COULD STOP THE DEMON, I'M BACK
THE ZAZA GOT ME SPEAKIN ESPERANTO
MY TUMMY FEEL CRAZY
THAT COOCHIE YUMMY, SLIME
THAT COOCHIE DOIN IT FOR ME, SLIME
THEY THOUGHT THEY COULD STOP THE DEMON, I'M BACK
THE ZAZA GOT ME SPEAKIN ESPERANTO
November 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
GULPIN SEA MONKEYS BY THE GALLON
MY TUMMY FEEL CRAZY
THAT COOCHIE YUMMY, SLIME
THAT COOCHIE DOIN IT FOR ME, SLIME
THEY THOUGHT THEY COULD STOP THE DEMON, I'M BACK
THE ZAZA GOT ME SPEAKIN ESPERANTO
MY TUMMY FEEL CRAZY
THAT COOCHIE YUMMY, SLIME
THAT COOCHIE DOIN IT FOR ME, SLIME
THEY THOUGHT THEY COULD STOP THE DEMON, I'M BACK
THE ZAZA GOT ME SPEAKIN ESPERANTO