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Esnupi at my sister’s house
November 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Esnupi at my sister’s house
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Watching Survivor Series 1991 before we go to my mom’s for dinner.
This has to be the least star power in a Survivor Series match ever, right?
They couldn’t even scrap up a top guy to be the captain for either team. This might be the reason they didn’t do any of these matches the next year.
This has to be the least star power in a Survivor Series match ever, right?
They couldn’t even scrap up a top guy to be the captain for either team. This might be the reason they didn’t do any of these matches the next year.
November 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Watching Survivor Series 1991 before we go to my mom’s for dinner.
This has to be the least star power in a Survivor Series match ever, right?
They couldn’t even scrap up a top guy to be the captain for either team. This might be the reason they didn’t do any of these matches the next year.
This has to be the least star power in a Survivor Series match ever, right?
They couldn’t even scrap up a top guy to be the captain for either team. This might be the reason they didn’t do any of these matches the next year.
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HEY 👋🤣 you Turkey Lurkey SLUTS‼️‼️🦃👯♀️👀 Its the last ⬅️ THIRST-DAY 💦👅in H🅾️E-VEMBER 🍁🍂🍃🗓 and that means its TH🅾️TSGIVING!!!!😳💦🦃🍁🍂🍃🦃🎉🎊🍴👅🤠 Todays the day 📆 u get 2 STUFF 🍑↩️😳🤤 ur PILGRIM PU$$Y 🌏⬅️⛵️👨🌾 with CUMpkin Pie 🥧🎃 Mashed HOEtatoes 🥔🔨 Green Bean Casser-Hole 🕳😫 Cran Bussy Sauce 🍑🥫💦🤤 and gobble 👅 gobble 👅👅 G
November 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
HEY 👋🤣 you Turkey Lurkey SLUTS‼️‼️🦃👯♀️👀 Its the last ⬅️ THIRST-DAY 💦👅in H🅾️E-VEMBER 🍁🍂🍃🗓 and that means its TH🅾️TSGIVING!!!!😳💦🦃🍁🍂🍃🦃🎉🎊🍴👅🤠 Todays the day 📆 u get 2 STUFF 🍑↩️😳🤤 ur PILGRIM PU$$Y 🌏⬅️⛵️👨🌾 with CUMpkin Pie 🥧🎃 Mashed HOEtatoes 🥔🔨 Green Bean Casser-Hole 🕳😫 Cran Bussy Sauce 🍑🥫💦🤤 and gobble 👅 gobble 👅👅 G
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One thanksgiving John Madden was throwing it back to Pat Summerall who was up in the booth with the turkey and Madden says “Whack me off a piece of that turkey would ya Pat” and Summerall said “Whack off your own piece, Coach”
November 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
One thanksgiving John Madden was throwing it back to Pat Summerall who was up in the booth with the turkey and Madden says “Whack me off a piece of that turkey would ya Pat” and Summerall said “Whack off your own piece, Coach”
Ate some Krystal cheeseburgers last night and am suffering for it this morning. But I will push through
November 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Ate some Krystal cheeseburgers last night and am suffering for it this morning. But I will push through
One of my favorite little homies they post. Look at this dopey looking guy
November 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
One of my favorite little homies they post. Look at this dopey looking guy
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graham platner: i believed babies came from a woman's butt for a long time. then i started talking to more and more people. diverse people with different stories, different ideas. ideas i'd been shielded from for a long time because of my privilege. i am *sorry*
audience member (crying): thank you
audience member (crying): thank you
November 27, 2025 at 4:53 PM
graham platner: i believed babies came from a woman's butt for a long time. then i started talking to more and more people. diverse people with different stories, different ideas. ideas i'd been shielded from for a long time because of my privilege. i am *sorry*
audience member (crying): thank you
audience member (crying): thank you
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They should let a fat mutt win the dog show
November 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
They should let a fat mutt win the dog show
Brought a tear to my eye to see my alma mater in the Macy’s parade roar damn lions forever
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Brought a tear to my eye to see my alma mater in the Macy’s parade roar damn lions forever
Excited to see this big Esnupi float
November 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Excited to see this big Esnupi float
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A highly decorated homeboy who distinguished himself in the Sesh
November 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
A highly decorated homeboy who distinguished himself in the Sesh
Idk man if I were Native American I probably wouldn’t want to be in the Thanksgiving parade
November 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Idk man if I were Native American I probably wouldn’t want to be in the Thanksgiving parade
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The plan: Focus all AI efforts on making realistic looking photos so when real photos of guys partying with teens are released they can immediately be dismissed as “AI”
November 27, 2025 at 2:03 PM
The plan: Focus all AI efforts on making realistic looking photos so when real photos of guys partying with teens are released they can immediately be dismissed as “AI”
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They should have a Waingro balloon at the parade.
November 27, 2025 at 1:49 PM
They should have a Waingro balloon at the parade.
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Wise investment advice from the president. Take your fake money to the casino and simply double it. Thank you sir
When the strongest argument for your policy is a list of lies (I count 7) and exaggerations (another 5), you reveal more than a wonky list of truths ever would.
November 27, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Wise investment advice from the president. Take your fake money to the casino and simply double it. Thank you sir
I’ve been trying to remember the name of this bar in Atlanta for like 10 years and because @kebbyruxpin.bsky.social liked it on IG I now remember it lol
November 27, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I’ve been trying to remember the name of this bar in Atlanta for like 10 years and because @kebbyruxpin.bsky.social liked it on IG I now remember it lol
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Big day for fixins, kid
November 27, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Big day for fixins, kid
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It’s fun to say “I saw yoda get hit by a car.” relaxing. the cellar door of sentences
November 27, 2025 at 5:41 AM
It’s fun to say “I saw yoda get hit by a car.” relaxing. the cellar door of sentences
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Everything is slop
November 27, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Everything is slop
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