Nicholas Wallace
@wallace.bsky.social
Professor of Constitutional Law at Princeton Law School, specializing in the 18th Amendment. Former legal analyst for Crossfire.
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Nicholas Wallace
@wallace.bsky.social
· Nov 26
folks please leave the comedy and “bits” on X, this site is for hard posting only. politics and complaining about customer service, that’s it
he's wearing camo and a tactical baseball hat, so at least he's appropriately outfitted for these conditions
January 14, 2026 at 8:45 PM
he's wearing camo and a tactical baseball hat, so at least he's appropriately outfitted for these conditions
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If you want to actually help ID ICE agents today, might we recommend starting with these two (and no, don't do it in the replies):
We still do not know the names of the ICE agents who killed Silverio Villegas González on September 12, 2025 outside of Chicago.
If you have any information, please reach out on Signal at @tpf.99.
If you have any information, please reach out on Signal at @tpf.99.
January 14, 2026 at 7:02 PM
If you want to actually help ID ICE agents today, might we recommend starting with these two (and no, don't do it in the replies):
Look, Steven Colbert already did this bit for like 8 years
Been reading this over and over and can't for the life of me understand what he's even trying to say. This is a lot of words to say... nothing.
January 14, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Look, Steven Colbert already did this bit for like 8 years
The constitution protects my right to prevent someone else from building housing on a parking lot I don’t own
A group of neighbors and business owners in Edgewater are accusing the city of violating property owners' right to due process, in addition to city and state zoning requirements.
Edgewater residents, businesses sue city of Chicago over Broadway zoning changes
chicago.suntimes.com
January 14, 2026 at 2:21 PM
The constitution protects my right to prevent someone else from building housing on a parking lot I don’t own
rudy guiliani. that guy died right?
January 13, 2026 at 10:49 PM
rudy guiliani. that guy died right?
It is kind of funny (not in a ha ha way) that the two things that really drive bluesky numbers in the U.S. is (1) sports and (2) authoritarian crackdowns
btw bluesky is having its biggest month in a while by the math
January 13, 2026 at 5:49 PM
It is kind of funny (not in a ha ha way) that the two things that really drive bluesky numbers in the U.S. is (1) sports and (2) authoritarian crackdowns
DOJ: Sure we'll release the epstein files ... into this paper shredder ha ha ha ha ha
January 13, 2026 at 4:21 PM
DOJ: Sure we'll release the epstein files ... into this paper shredder ha ha ha ha ha
look at our perfect legal system. it’s beautiful
Wild reporting from Bloomberg. Jeanine Pirro apparently freelanced the subpoenas and criminal investigation of Jerome Powell.
January 13, 2026 at 3:48 AM
look at our perfect legal system. it’s beautiful
Florum Chellep-Bosworth's latest piece for Sensible Fellow Magazine is infuriating, I've read it fourteen times and only get angrier on each read, why do they insist on publishing such irresistibly contrarian hobbledygock
January 12, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Florum Chellep-Bosworth's latest piece for Sensible Fellow Magazine is infuriating, I've read it fourteen times and only get angrier on each read, why do they insist on publishing such irresistibly contrarian hobbledygock
I’ve been scrolling for a while now and still can’t figure out what happened with Jerome Powell. Please include footnotes to source material in your funny posts
January 12, 2026 at 1:23 PM
I’ve been scrolling for a while now and still can’t figure out what happened with Jerome Powell. Please include footnotes to source material in your funny posts
What do you call a group of cows playing poker in Denver?
January 11, 2026 at 4:54 PM
What do you call a group of cows playing poker in Denver?
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nic cage movie posters but with muppets: thread
January 11, 2026 at 12:49 PM
nic cage movie posters but with muppets: thread
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shout-out to this nyc tour bus that i just saw in soho using the chicago skyline but with the empire state building crudely photoshopped in. amazing bit
January 10, 2026 at 7:05 PM
shout-out to this nyc tour bus that i just saw in soho using the chicago skyline but with the empire state building crudely photoshopped in. amazing bit
Indiana vs Miami … in Miami … a classic David vs. Goliath (the Goliath is Indiana)
January 10, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Indiana vs Miami … in Miami … a classic David vs. Goliath (the Goliath is Indiana)
Timeline cleanse: homemade whole wheat sourdough. Maybe my best shelf yet
January 9, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Timeline cleanse: homemade whole wheat sourdough. Maybe my best shelf yet
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BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
January 9, 2026 at 8:02 PM
BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
the universe they occupy is one in which murdering certain types of people is justified regardless of circumstance
oh my god Leavitt is posting it like it's exonerating this people genuinely inhabit a different universe
January 9, 2026 at 7:08 PM
the universe they occupy is one in which murdering certain types of people is justified regardless of circumstance
Not going to read this but I am curious how many words you have to read before "Constitution" appears
January 9, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Not going to read this but I am curious how many words you have to read before "Constitution" appears
In 2026, the spam texts will be creepier
January 8, 2026 at 8:49 PM
In 2026, the spam texts will be creepier
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Ongoing and obvious reminder that firing chemical weapons directly at people's heads like this *is* deadly force.
January 8, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Ongoing and obvious reminder that firing chemical weapons directly at people's heads like this *is* deadly force.
As the past 24 hours have demonstrated, these people lie constantly, including in court filings, so the charges they filed regarding the earlier incident are not a trustworthy source of information for what actually happened
January 8, 2026 at 7:39 PM
As the past 24 hours have demonstrated, these people lie constantly, including in court filings, so the charges they filed regarding the earlier incident are not a trustworthy source of information for what actually happened
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this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
January 8, 2026 at 2:33 PM
this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
They're wearing desert camo. in Minneapolis. in January.
I always thought the term "cosplaying" was overused until ICE/CBP started showing up everywhere. Look at this guy, does he think it's Fallujah? (It's a high school in Minneapolis).
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
January 8, 2026 at 4:14 PM
They're wearing desert camo. in Minneapolis. in January.
Dude's not even in congress yet and he's already posting like a U.S. Senator
Let's wait for the facts to come out and demand ICE/CBP end their terror.
January 7, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Dude's not even in congress yet and he's already posting like a U.S. Senator
Can someone write a browser extension that adds ", the Pedophile App, " after "X"? Admittedly this would have some unintended results (for example, "the Texas Longhorns" would be come "the Tex, the Pedophile App, as Longhorns,") but that's a cost I'm willing to pay
January 6, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Can someone write a browser extension that adds ", the Pedophile App, " after "X"? Admittedly this would have some unintended results (for example, "the Texas Longhorns" would be come "the Tex, the Pedophile App, as Longhorns,") but that's a cost I'm willing to pay